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Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
if the was a guy with no bottom half and another guy with no top half and one stood on the other how would you tell them apart?

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Ventral EggSac

I would avoid the topic of parts altogether

your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)


if you pull off the trenchcoat they would run away in different directions


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thank you again Saoshyant!!

Android Blues

Prurient Squid posted:

if the was a guy with no bottom half and another guy with no top half and one stood on the other how would you tell them apart?

simple Op. the whole person would have feet standing on their torso shoulders and a head intersticed below the crotch like a cathedral arch. really easy to tell

nut

one of them is wearing shoes on they feet and the other is wearing shoes on their hands

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

cut them vertically down the middle and then you got four guys

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

get one more guy and you can start a burger chain

nut

how they dance

Ventral EggSac

this riddle was written by rita repulsa trying to figure out how to defeat a megazord

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
can the top one ever lose his virginity? and does that make him an incel?

Twenty Four


which half has more holes?

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Is it half by volume, mass, vertical height, surface area, or some other metric? The halves from two people might not match up.

Dr. Chainsaws PhD

Twenty Four posted:

which half has more holes?

depends on who’s holdin the box of donuts!!!!!!!

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Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
His upper half stays at home to recieve a parcel while the lower half goes on to win the tap dancing contest with the aid of a skillfully prepared manakin a droned with a wig and dapper gentlemen's attire.

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