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davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

That opening still is like a Romantic painting

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Memento posted:

Isn't that just the poo poo Tom Greene was doing in the early 2000s, and equally as not-funny?

"Look dad, it's your Slutmobile!"

*incredibly pained and awkward facial expressions*

*deafening silence where laughter was supposed to go*

it's unreal that it got posted here, imagine a simp goon so lame and also thirsty that they would repost some unfunny poo poo like that...pathetic.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

:smug: The only real schad. is on anyone who thinks that poo poo is real :smug:

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

mind the walrus posted:

:smug: The only real schad. is on anyone who thinks that poo poo is real :smug:

Posted just below a viral video which has one and only one brand name plastered front and center in a flattering way

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

I thought the dad was funny.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Sentient Data posted:

Posted just below a viral video which has one and only one brand name plastered front and center in a flattering way

You know wrestling is fake too?

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Tell that to my coach :(

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/surprise-wrestling-butt-drag-causes-controversy/

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever


Sure anyone can pin down 1 example of accidental anal penetration but the argument doesn't have a single leg to stand on really.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
I want to know the story about Boris the beautiful black bear.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
Dad seemed so happy to see Boris.

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ

mind the walrus posted:

You know wrestling is fake too?

Movies too, I've heard

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
James Cameron is going to be disappointed that the ocean doesn't exist.

Alien Arcana
Feb 14, 2012

You're related to soup, Admiral.

Pope Corky the IX posted:

James Cameron is going to be disappointed that the ocean doesn't exist.

That's all right, James Cameron doesn't exist either.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Then how do you explain all the avatar sequels?

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
A cruel and malevolent god

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
Edit: mod scotched topic

Chef Boyardeez Nuts fucked around with this message at 14:27 on Jun 18, 2021

Fruits of the sea
Dec 1, 2010


Yeah, poking a finger up the butt is an intentional dirty trick most of the time.

Robobot
Aug 21, 2018

Alien Arcana posted:

That's all right, James Cameron doesn't exist either.

Taller than average and noted environmentalist James Francis Cameron has a Venezuelan frog species named after him, while the less talented Steven Spielberg does not.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
You can name a frog anything you want.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Fruits of the sea posted:

Yeah, poking a finger up the butt is an intentional dirty trick most of the time.

It's practically a national pastime in Japan. They've even got arcade games based around it.

Robobot
Aug 21, 2018
I've been yelling "Eric" at a frog for minutes and it's not responding. My neighbor sure seems concerned though.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Can, not should

Robobot
Aug 21, 2018
Great, well now I just look crazy! Eric is a real rear end in a top hat.

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

Memento posted:

Isn't that just the poo poo Tom Greene was doing in the early 2000s, and equally as not-funny?

"Look dad, it's your Slutmobile!"

*incredibly pained and awkward facial expressions*

*deafening silence where laughter was supposed to go*

Sorry, but Slutmobile was, and still is, quite funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXgfzxXUVsc

However, a lot of what Tom Green did makes me cringe now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dDX3QiACJo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFNrz8goEhs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-mK62LJ9zg

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
drat i was having a hard time picturing how a butt drag worked so i GISed it and that is sure something. I wonder if they were doing those back in the greek days

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

Bismuth posted:

drat i was having a hard time picturing how a butt drag worked so i GISed it and that is sure something. I wonder if they were doing those back in the greek days

Both on and off the mat.

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

(insert me sowing/me reaping tweet here)

https://twitter.com/AdamWeinstein/status/1405535381500481538

https://www.wsj.com/articles/proud-boys-and-oath-keepers-forceful-on-jan-6-privately-are-in-turmoil-11623859785

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ
Did the FBI stop paying him?

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:



now? it was cringey as hell back then too, that's why it was funny to idiot children like me.

June 4 2021
Jun 4, 2021

by Pragmatica
Tom Green is good, was good, still is good.

If you want to revision the past so much just go die somewhere alone.

Kids are growing up and boring assholes is the last thing they need

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Bismuth posted:

drat i was having a hard time picturing how a butt drag worked so i GISed it and that is sure something. I wonder if they were doing those back in the greek days

Butt Drag is not the most evocative term for it...Oil Check is the most evocative term for it. Also I've seen vids of it happening in wrestling and it's literal sexual assault, people will full on penetrate people without hesitation, it's partially to get a hold but also to gently caress with the other person, it's bad.

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

Literally A Person posted:

Guys, enough with skater and rent-a-cop poo poo. You're generating reports and that means I have to do poo poo. I don't liek it.

so you're saying "c u l8r boi"

Beartaco
Apr 10, 2007

by sebmojo

A few weeks ago I saw someone had written "Clean me" on the window of a building. The window wasn't dirty and the message was written in permanent marker. It was so against the spirit of the gag, I couldn't help but laugh.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Takes No Damage posted:

Speaking of cars, this is what happens when you leave yours in a Dallas parking garage for multiple years. It's like Where's Waldo but with dicks:



i like the "happy bday"

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



June 4 2021 posted:

Tom Green is good, was good, still is good.

If you want to revision the past so much just go die somewhere alone.

Kids are growing up and boring assholes is the last thing they need

lmao usually you keep a low profile when you rereg

MattO
Oct 10, 2003

LifeSunDeath posted:

Butt Drag is not the most evocative term for it...Oil Check is the most evocative term for it. Also I've seen vids of it happening in wrestling and it's literal sexual assault, people will full on penetrate people without hesitation, it's partially to get a hold but also to gently caress with the other person, it's bad.

they aughtta use defensive butt plugs, a couple of broken thumbs might curtail the practice

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Jesus, what a wedgie. :stare:

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


YeahTubaMike posted:

Jesus, what a wedgie. :stare:

I'm just annoyed by the obviously-fake drilling. That's not how you mount taxidermy, damnit!

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

MattO posted:

they aughtta use defensive butt plugs, a couple of broken thumbs might curtail the practice

Something with a little zapper on the base like those handshake buzzers

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MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

June 4 2021 posted:

Tom Green is good, was good, still is good.

If you want to revision the past so much just go die somewhere alone.

Kids are growing up and boring assholes is the last thing they need

So I don’t care about Tom green but his story is pretty wild. Also the story about his movie is pretty hilarious I think RLM did a video on it (maybe it was them).

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