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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
https://twitter.com/steveklabnik/status/1405573606134984704?s=21

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Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.



holy poo poo lmao

SubG
Aug 19, 2004

It's a hard world for little things.
gonna need a smarter contract

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
>=

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
never forget that the example smart contract that was in the wiki involved checking a now defunct google news feed so even if the condition ever came true the money would have been irreparably lost

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Also always remember getting a random seed from random.org which was "somehow" always 302...

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
you can't prove it isn't perfectly random

SubG
Aug 19, 2004

It's a hard world for little things.
301. unless there were multiple instances

it's notable because the wallet app was always using http(!) to get the random seed. when random.org started requiring https all requests over http started getting a 301 to redirect them

it's one of those crypto things where you look at it and it looks like a fuckup and then you look more closely and it's like five layers of nested recursive fuckups

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
wasn't there another site that some bitcoin service was using without permission, so that site just changed the page to say "penis"?

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
i think it had something to do with getting the time or date

SubG
Aug 19, 2004

It's a hard world for little things.
the web page that just says penis thing was the exit scam by a "company" called prodeum, back during the ico craze

SubG
Aug 19, 2004

It's a hard world for little things.
january 28 2018 nevar forget

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
yeah...i think what i was thinking of was a mining pool using some site to get their time and the page was changed to "gently caress off" or something like that

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
You will only be left wondering why they didn’t include more detailed instructions like “don’t lick the hammer” or “you can’t get high drying the miner's strawberries.”

cool av
Mar 2, 2013

:thunk: once all the coins have been allocated to wallets, is there any point in continuing w/ a proof-of-anything model?


at that point what is lost by automatically adding every distinct signed transaction to the ledger without the number-guessing?

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



cool av posted:

:thunk: once all the coins have been allocated to wallets, is there any point in continuing w/ a proof-of-anything model?


at that point what is lost by automatically adding every distinct signed transaction to the ledger without the number-guessing?

competition for fees was supposed to incentivize the miners "securing the network"

RPATDO_LAMD
Mar 22, 2013

🐘🪠🍆
the main purpose of proof of work is just to make it expensive to send out bogus blocks. otherwise bad actors could just do whatever 51% attack stuff for free, like broadcasting empty blocks with 0 transactions to clog up the network and stop poo poo from going through, or mining ahead in secret and then releasing their longer chain to cause a fork and rollback the transactions from the shorter one
the block reward is just a secondary result of that primary purpose, from satoshi thinking "how do i convince goldbug libertarian rational actors to pointlessly waste electricity for the good of the network". and even once it hits zero it's supposed to be replaced with transaction fees.

adding all the transactions to a database without number guessing is a great solution though as long as it doesn't touch any cryptocurrency

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

https://twitter.com/Es_AlexG/status/1405569974710804485

Munkeymon
Aug 14, 2003

Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.




https://twitter.com/amanjeev/status/1405574823363944456

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!
https://twitter.com/CryptO_Gamers/status/1405631263570993154?s=20

Lol. 12 digits, a 3 digit code, and a date is sooooo difficult, like a caveman, even though most payment processors and data managers let you store card info for instant input.

Mercury_Storm
Jun 12, 2003

*chomp chomp chomp*
"hi could u pls prop up my shitcoin, I have invested a lot into this thx"

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Crain posted:

https://twitter.com/CryptO_Gamers/status/1405631263570993154?s=20

Lol. 12 digits, a 3 digit code, and a date is sooooo difficult, like a caveman, even though most payment processors and data managers let you store card info for instant input.

Even your browser will if you let it.

Muscle Tracer
Feb 23, 2007

Medals only weigh one down.

is "bitcoin cash" somehow different from "bitcoin"?

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


Muscle Tracer posted:

is "bitcoin cash" somehow different from "bitcoin"?

Oh, the journey of learning you are about to experience...

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Muscle Tracer posted:

is "bitcoin cash" somehow different from "bitcoin"?

my sweet summer child

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Muscle Tracer posted:

is "bitcoin cash" somehow different from "bitcoin"?

yes, bitcoin cash has the word "cash" in the name for instance.

you should go read about all the incredible drama that surrounded the schism that formed bitcoin cash. idk where you'd find a good summary other than maybe divabot's site, but it was incredible watching it unfold in real time via the thread

Zlodo
Nov 25, 2006

Muscle Tracer posted:

is "bitcoin cash" somehow different from "bitcoin"?

here is everything you possibly need to know about bcash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCOjCEth6xI

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!
For some reason the site in question did a poll on if it should accept Bitcoin Cash.

https://twitter.com/MyMiniFactory/status/1405849693515653125?s=20


It didn't go well for our Crypto Gamer.

(75 % against if you don't click through the link to vote)

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
I embrace new tech and passionately kiss it on the lips.

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Crain posted:

For some reason the site in question did a poll on if it should accept Bitcoin Cash.

https://twitter.com/MyMiniFactory/status/1405849693515653125?s=20


It didn't go well for our Crypto Gamer.

(75 % against if you don't click through the link to vote)

hell, that probably got voted down by bitcoiners because they specifically mentioned bcash

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


I’m surprised a 3D printing site didn’t already have crypto payment, I feel like there’s a lot of overlap between crypto guys and maker types

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Crain posted:

(75 % against if you don't click through the link to vote)

Everyone here is obligated to vote no.

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/fireh9lly/status/1405886564081803264

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Muscle Tracer posted:

is "bitcoin cash" somehow different from "bitcoin"?

bch is a fork of btc with larger block sizes so they can process more than 7 transactions a second. the proponents of it get very very mad with you call it the wrong thing and it's basically just another shitcoin.

if you had any btc before the fork, you have both btc and bch.

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

njsykora posted:

I’m surprised a 3D printing site didn’t already have crypto payment, I feel like there’s a lot of overlap between crypto guys and maker types

there are actually use cases for small-batch 3D printing services (prototypes, one-off hobby projects, patterns for metal casting etc.)

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock
also, for added drama, the bitcoin cash devs decided they wanted a share of the miner pie, which resulted in bitcoin cash itself forking, with the dev friendly fork being "bitcoin cash abc" and the one that stayed with the original miner rewards being "bitcoin cash node". no points for guessing which of the forks are worth more


this is completely unrelated to "bitcoin satoshi's vision", which is a fork made by an australian scammer that claims he is satoshi, but also owes billions of dollars in a lawsuit because he claims he is satoshi

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Muscle Tracer posted:

is "bitcoin cash" somehow different from "bitcoin"?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3fAcxcxoZ8&t=165s

cool av
Mar 2, 2013

RPATDO_LAMD posted:

the main purpose of proof of work is just to make it expensive to send out bogus blocks. otherwise bad actors could just do whatever 51% attack stuff for free, like broadcasting empty blocks with 0 transactions to clog up the network and stop poo poo from going through, or mining ahead in secret and then releasing their longer chain to cause a fork and rollback the transactions from the shorter one
the block reward is just a secondary result of that primary purpose, from satoshi thinking "how do i convince goldbug libertarian rational actors to pointlessly waste electricity for the good of the network". and even once it hits zero it's supposed to be replaced with transaction fees.

adding all the transactions to a database without number guessing is a great solution though as long as it doesn't touch any cryptocurrency

i guess i was thinking there doesn't have to be a "chain" that can "fork" if every valid transaction is valid. there's just a set of valid transactions.


but then you still need it to be artificially expensive to set up a server that hosts the set of transactions, otherwise there's too much risk that malicious hosts could outnumber honest ones. you win this round, satoshi.

kw0134
Apr 19, 2003

I buy feet pics🍆

remember none of this is necessary if you grant even a single iota of trust to a party who can decide what is or is not a valid transaction to record. this is necessary because you're assuming everyone's potentially a bad actor and only by making it expensive and highly distributed that when "enough" people say something is a thing, that becomes the truth.

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Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
trust? less transactions!

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