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Need to figure this out What does this mean? Who the gently caress is M? 
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Hope that ain’t your tuggin hand, looks dry as hell
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Jun 19, 2021 02:56
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Hope that ain’t your tuggin hand, looks dry as hell Hell ya it is. I’m so ugly it’s got “me too” on the knuckles
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Jun 19, 2021 02:59
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looks more like a W to me
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Jun 19, 2021 03:44
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Relax, OP. You got another 20 years in you. Trust me I took palm reading classes at devry.
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Jun 19, 2021 04:17
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the stubby fingers are indicative of a chronic masturbater hope that helps
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Jun 19, 2021 04:26
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So far only hearing what I already know
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Jun 19, 2021 04:29
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Sorry I only read labia minora and butthole wrinkles
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Jun 19, 2021 04:30
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Oh man I had a book Can you tell me what sign you are instead?
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Jun 19, 2021 04:33
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I’m a cancer since my palm covers my face
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Jun 19, 2021 04:48
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Noblesse Obliged posted:I’m a cancer since my palm covers my face M is for mom And you love breasts
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Jun 19, 2021 04:52
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Im a fire rabbit gemini mercury hermit storm cleric
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Jun 19, 2021 05:00
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Spinz posted:M is for mom Cmon there’s like a 93% chance that would be accurate
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Jun 19, 2021 05:06
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Hey what’s your sign? Oh a Sagittarius? You must love finding money in an old coat!
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Jun 19, 2021 05:08
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Noblesse Obliged posted:Cmon there’s like a 93% chance that would be accurate Well there is a certain percentage of leg and rear end men. All right you asked for it You're super duper duper close to your mother ---now you're here on something awful so maybe something went wrong with that that would really be tough for you. You care about money massively inordinately so if you don't have a lot that's going to bug the poo poo out of you you need the security of it. Photography is a hobby. You want a trad wife. You'll be a good dad if you have kids. You'll never get tired of tits. You're a decent cook for a guy.
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Jun 19, 2021 05:22
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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm OP your gonna be filthy rich, wildly successful, and the envy of all your peers That'll be $50
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Jun 19, 2021 05:41
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I went to a palm reader, but she used her palm and rubbed my dick instead. Found out I went in the wrong door. Oops.
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Jun 19, 2021 06:30
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The lines indicate where the skin folds, I think. And It's well known that the more you fold your skin, the longer you live, or the shorter, or something.
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Jun 19, 2021 07:07
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Why are the top halves of your fingers so much whiter than the rest of your hand? Poor circulation? Grabbing onto something very tightly?
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Jun 19, 2021 07:24
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I'm really sorry about this but it says you should invest in bitcoin.
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Jun 19, 2021 07:39
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MackAddie posted:Why are the top halves of your fingers so much whiter than the rest of your hand? Poor circulation? Grabbing onto something very tightly? Are you an elderly lady?
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Jun 19, 2021 07:57
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Says you're gonna die younger than average. I can tell by the folds on your wrist
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Jun 19, 2021 09:41
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I see tuggin' in your future. Lots and lots of it. And using your computer to look at internet porn and shitpost here. Not much else, I'm afraid.
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Jun 19, 2021 09:50
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For a full reading I'd need to see your other hand, and know which one is dominant. Assuming you're right-handed... Your fate line appears to be absent, indicating you're happy to drift down life's river without ever steering the boat. You tend to switch careers often, either because you like it or because you're not that driven/get fired a lot. Money is likely tight in your household. The presence of an intuition line means you're attuned to emotions -- yours and others. It is rather well defined, so you posses natural aptitude for developing psychic powers. This does not mean you already have them. If the intuition line is absent on your dominant hand, you likely suppress your gift for fear of not fitting in with others. I'm glad to see your heart line ends between index and midde finger. The intuition line says you pick up on others' emotions; the heart line says you genuinely care about others. Had it been a straight line, you likely would have had a manipulative personality. The headline curves downward, meaning you're an avid reader or have an active imagination. You're easily hurt or offended. Your life line does not curve around the thumb fully, indicating stage four pancreatic cancer. Judging height from a picture is difficult so reading the mounts is almost impossible, but your mounts of mercury and jupiter somewhat stand out. You're funny, versatile, and are probably making someone a lot of money, but not yourself. (Handedness influences this particular reading, so this might be entirely wrong.) Your love life might be flourishing at the moment, and you appreciate fine art and beauty in general.
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Jun 19, 2021 09:52
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ok now do me
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Jun 19, 2021 10:03
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What happens if you write something on your hand before going to a palm reader?
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Jun 19, 2021 10:21
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Jun 19, 2021 11:07
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I just see loss.jpg
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Jun 19, 2021 11:43
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You appear to be a baby, OP.
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Jun 19, 2021 12:14
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Zybourne Clock posted:For a full reading I'd need to see your other hand, and know which one is dominant. Assuming you're right-handed... Finally a proper hand scientist Wait. Pancrea-what now?
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Jun 19, 2021 13:04
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MackAddie posted:Why are the top halves of your fingers so much whiter than the rest of your hand? Poor circulation? Grabbing onto something very tightly? Buddy these things are like big dumb baseball mitts the blood has to make tough choices sometimes
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Jun 19, 2021 13:07
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i just had a dream that i ate raw potatoes while working on an adobe ziggurat, someone tell me what it means
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Jun 19, 2021 13:13
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The headline is also doing some weird poo poo otherwise; like you really smash yourself down when you are hurt or offended. quit doing that. it's making your life rougher.
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Jun 19, 2021 14:01
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OMFG FURRY posted:i just had a dream that i ate raw potatoes while working on an adobe ziggurat, someone tell me what it means Boil, roast or fry your potatoes, don't eat them raw. And don't multitask too much while cooking, or you risk ovecooking your food. You may now cross my palm with gold.
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Jun 19, 2021 14:28
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OMFG FURRY posted:i just had a dream that i ate raw potatoes while working on an adobe ziggurat, someone tell me what it means You have 3 days to live, but you will meet Carrot Top before you die. He is going to murder you with prop comedy and laughter. Congrats and condolences!
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Jun 19, 2021 15:09
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With a mitt like that you could pop the head off a pigeon like you were opening a bottle of soda.
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Jun 19, 2021 15:11
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SniperWoreConverse posted:ok now do me You will be receiving this "Tuggin' Tiger" toy from a "hip" relative who hates you: (TOO HOT FOR WORK) 
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Jun 19, 2021 15:18
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Op step away from your computer and call 911 immediately. Tell them you have a severe case of intersecting life and intuition lines with a major slant. Then lay on the floor on your back and try not to move until the ambulance arrives.
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Jun 19, 2021 15:30
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Everyone should post your palms for analysis These goons are saving lives here people
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Jun 19, 2021 15:35
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hmm judging from your hand and the lines on it, i feel as though your future is that you will have fat hands
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