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Poise
Hello BYOB,

I will be offline tomorrow for my ISP to service my network connection.

Please place any messages for me ITT during the interim outage.

Thank you and good day :tipshat:

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Moo Cowabunga

[Office Worker.




posting on my state of the art 3G network hoping that you will read my message



Platinum User Pot Smoke Phoenix!

VANISHER

HEATHER PAPPS

https://giant.gfycat.com/WellgroomedImperfectHaddock.webm the vanisher

Manifisto


for the love of all that is holy, DO NOT ORDER THE SCALLOPS FOR DINNER TOMORROW NIGHT

barfdog



i knew filling a hard drive with posts on behalf of other people would come in handy one day

this is my time to shine, baby!


https://i.imgur.com/FLpAnfS.mp4

Escape From Noise

You get that thing I sent ya?

your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)


have a good day offline :)


Join the BYOB Army


thank you again Saoshyant!!

nut

ur welcome

fps_nug

horsing around no longer
hello!

Pahilla the Hun

Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post



Escape From Noise posted:

You get that thing I sent ya?


thanks nesamdoom!!


pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

alexandriao


re: re: re: fwd: re: hahaha no but seriously

treasure bear

loggin on to my ups backed hot spare posting rig from dual wan load balanced router with failover for 99.9999% uptime. the status page is all green "all services are operating normelly" and i type:


helo

Escape From Noise

treasure bear posted:

loggin on to my ups backed hot spare posting rig from dual wan load balanced router with failover for 99.9999% uptime. the status page is all green "all services are operating normelly" and i type:


helo

Welcome

take the moon

by sebmojo
the internet has changed while u were away op

its worse

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vanisher

Poise I hope you had a nice day and that this message finds you well

Khanstant
im offline right now, if youre seeing this post its because im being impersonated

Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
they say that if you go offline, u die irl

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Twenty Four


treasure bear posted:

loggin on to my ups backed hot spare posting rig from dual wan load balanced router with failover for 99.9999% uptime. the status page is all green "all services are operating normelly" and i type:


helo

lmao

Moo Cowabunga

[Office Worker.




did the op manage to get back online?



Platinum User Pot Smoke Phoenix!

VANISHER

HEATHER PAPPS

https://giant.gfycat.com/WellgroomedImperfectHaddock.webm the vanisher

take the moon

by sebmojo

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

did the op manage to get back online?

they will return one day like ButtTheShitmanFart

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nut

ill never forget u poise

google THIS

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

did the op manage to get back online?

I don't know, is it tomorrow yet?

Escape From Noise

google THIS posted:

I don't know, is it tomorrow yet?

I heard it's always a day away!:ohdear:

Evil Bob

've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.
hello the warranty on your vehicle is running out to be connected to the warranty center please press 1



Luvcow

One day nearer spring

nut posted:

ill never forget u poise

poise died for byob's sins, laid out in a hammock with baby mario's shoes and lit afire so that we all may mourn

biosterous




Evil Bob posted:

hello the warranty on your vehicle is running out to be connected to the warranty center please press 1

i am mashing the 0 button and saying "operator. operator. operator. operator." because i am absolutely desperate to wish the operator a nice day because i don't think they get to hear that enough



thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs


he/him

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

biosterous posted:

i am mashing the 0 button and saying "operator. operator. operator. operator." because i am absolutely desperate to wish the operator a nice day because i don't think they get to hear that enough

:gbsmith: that's something poise would have done when they were still alive

Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
its no use. even if they log back on, theyve been offline so long theyll be a shadow of their former self :(

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Evil Bob

've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.
hello is your refrigerator running please press 1 to report normal function of your refrigerator and receive critical next steps for care



Escape From Noise

OP, can I have your stuff? If so, don't reply.

Manifisto


Manifisto posted:

for the love of all that is holy, DO NOT ORDER THE SCALLOPS FOR DINNER TOMORROW NIGHT

guys I have this horrible feeling that poise may have eaten the scallops :ohdear:

Moo Cowabunga

[Office Worker.




I will never forget the original poster



Platinum User Pot Smoke Phoenix!

VANISHER

HEATHER PAPPS

https://giant.gfycat.com/WellgroomedImperfectHaddock.webm the vanisher

nut

an ode to Poise

gone
lost forever
adrift somewhere up
above the telephone lines
and even above the clouds
floating through a space unlike ours
pure dark, lit only by the passing
packets of bytes carrying pictures of frogs, butts
and a mouse with a hat on a skateboard
an ode to the poster named for their own abundance
poise

your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)


nut posted:

an ode to Poise

gone
lost forever
adrift somewhere up
above the telephone lines
and even above the clouds
floating through a space unlike ours
pure dark, lit only by the passing
packets of bytes carrying pictures of frogs, butts
and a mouse with a hat on a skateboard
an ode to the poster named for their own abundance
poise

I love acrostics

Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
i know some of the posters here have children

please teach them to never go offline. no matter what

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

Nosfereefer posted:

i know some of the posters here have children

please teach them to never go offline. no matter what

Haptical Sales Slut

Age 18 to 49
can’t believe we got OOF’d.

not even an auto response this is just reckless.

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
he had nothing if not poise :argh:

WHY GOD :negative:





spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

Escape From Noise

ButtTheShitmanFarted again!

Poise
Gents,

I am back online. I regret the outage lasted longer than the planned one day, but it was out of my hands. My ISP has finished servicing my internet connection.

Thank you for your understanding the past few days :tipshat:

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it's a free country u pervs
u were missed poise





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