raw fruit is an anagram of turf war!

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EorayMel: WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

[a pear wearing a tie steps forward, shuffling some papers in front of the camera, donning a pair of reading glasses]

We regret to inform you that the fighting between the two most violent gangs of the city, "The Razzies" and "The Cherry Poppers" had crossed paths on Ananas Avenue today. It is reported that 14 seeds have been fired from either side, resulting in 3 dead for "The Razzies" and 5 dead for "The Cherry Poppers", and several of the seeds also strayed off and impacted collateral damage onto the Gregory Grapefruit's Grocery. The two gangs are known for controlling Blackberry Boulevard and Kumquat Corner respectively, and both are trying to claim possession of Ananas Avenue, a hotly contested district in the city today. We will bring more information as it comes to light with this developing story.

# ? Jun 19, 2021 17:01

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 10:31

super sweet best pal

This whole town used to be California Raisins turf.

# ? Jun 19, 2021 18:38

Sarah Cenia: Laying in the forest, by the water
Underneath these ferns
You'll never find me

Fruit done changed on this side
Remember they used to peel but now they juice, right
But it ain't no grape to me
Cause now I'm what they call a loquat-rear end OJ

# ? Jun 19, 2021 19:22

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

one bad apple... :cripes:

# ? Jun 19, 2021 19:52

Heather Papps: hello friend

back in the day, fruit was just a snack, now in '21 fruit are on attack

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Jun 19, 2021 20:30

Mescal

replying to subscribe for fresh anagrams!

# ? Jun 19, 2021 23:06

Mescal

My full legal name is an anagram for something really cool, but I can't post it

# ? Jun 19, 2021 23:06

google THIS

guys don't tell op but turf war doesn't have an I in it

# ? Jun 20, 2021 02:47

biosterous

inspirational gang poster: there's no "i" in "turf war"

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he/him

# ? Jun 20, 2021 02:50

EorayMel: WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

google THIS posted:

guys don't tell op but turf war doesn't have an I in it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbeEO58Hlfo

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# ? Jun 20, 2021 02:52

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

shame on u op :redass:

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# ? Jun 20, 2021 03:03

bad guy

eoray mel steps on his tomatos. theyr'e twenty percent tomato and eighty percent ketchup and red paint. low lycopene bullshit. i'm going to kill eoray mel. i'm going to hunt him down in his warehouse. i'm going to drop a crate on his head and smash him like a grapefruit. i'm moving in on this turf. i've got tomatos for days, son.

# ? Jun 20, 2021 03:11

bad guy

i hosed the chiquita banana lady. i dicked her down. in america first you get the fruit, then you get the power, then you get the chiquita banana bitch

# ? Jun 20, 2021 03:13

Escape From Noise

LL Cool J posted:

Shootin' the gift, but you just don't shoot it right
You couldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight

JAY-Z posted:

You know the type, loud as a motorbike
But wouldn’t bust a grape in a fruit fight

# ? Jun 20, 2021 03:54

Escape From Noise

Raw is war is an anagram of war is raw

# ? Jun 20, 2021 03:59

Ass-penny

biosterous posted:

inspirational gang poster: there's no "i" in "turf war"

# ? Jun 20, 2021 08:58

Ass-penny

bad guy posted:

i hosed the chiquita banana lady. i dicked her down. in america first you get the fruit, then you get the power, then you get the chiquita banana bitch