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For dads, fathers, pas, dad adjacent, and dad identifying. A thread where we can take off our sensible shoes and sigh loudly before putting our feet up, make bad puns that we laugh loudly at, crack open a few beers, and make sure nobody's touched the thermostat! I know what I had it set to! You're going to put us in the streets! Also close the door while you're at it! |
# ? Jun 20, 2021 02:51 |
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# ? Apr 23, 2024 21:51 |
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i killed my dad. i took him to the edge of a cliff. he said "what are you doing" i said "i'm going to murder you" he said "hi going to murder you, i'm ddaaaaaaa a a a a a a a a a a a a a a *splat* |
# ? Jun 20, 2021 03:15 |
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Father’s Day is in the spring, September, in this country. it’s a long time to wait for breakfast in bed
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# ? Jun 20, 2021 03:22 |
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Displeased Moo Cow posted:Father’s Day is in the spring, September, in this country. it’s a long time to wait for breakfast in bed lucky |
# ? Jun 20, 2021 03:49 |
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Dad opinion: new balance sneakers are actually really comfortable |
# ? Jun 20, 2021 06:44 |
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:Dad opinion: new balance sneakers are actually really comfortable I'll fight any goon who disagrees
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# ? Jun 20, 2021 07:19 |
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prepuce repurposed posted:I'll fight any goon who disagrees Okay. Woah. Things are getting pretty heated. Here. Have an IPA. Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 07:28 on Jun 20, 2021 |
# ? Jun 20, 2021 07:25 |
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torpedo is like a store peter. U can't beat it |
# ? Jun 20, 2021 07:37 |
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Oh, hi dad thread! |
# ? Jun 21, 2021 17:50 |
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yes thank you for giving me the new term for uncle. "dad adjacent" is going into real life use very soon.
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# ? Jun 21, 2021 22:48 |
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Think I'm gonna listen to Led Zeppelin IV, one of the greatest rock albums of all time
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# ? Jun 21, 2021 23:45 |
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For father's day, my kid drove home from a sleepover, took a shower, then left for another engagement. I didn't see her again until about 7 PM. It was actually a pretty nice father's day, seeing that my kid was going to do okay as an adult with her own life. She bought me a pop socket. |
# ? Jun 21, 2021 23:48 |
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i hope i never become a father, no offense byob dads |
# ? Jun 22, 2021 02:49 |
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Farecoal posted:i hope i never become a father, no offense byob dads My trick is making myself totally unappealing to any possible partner. |
# ? Jun 22, 2021 02:58 |
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Farecoal posted:i hope i never become a father, no offense byob dads (also not a father) WHAT THE HECK *flips table* HOT DAMNNED SASSAFRAS
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# ? Jun 22, 2021 03:00 |
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I claim this day and henceforth it shall be Bachelor's Day |
# ? Jun 22, 2021 03:05 |
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prepuce repurposed posted:I claim this day and henceforth it shall be Bachelor's Day I thought that was every day? But only because my personality drives every potential date away. |
# ? Jun 22, 2021 03:23 |
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Farecoal posted:i hope i never become a father, no offense byob dads None taken! And that goes double if you happen to be a lady! |
# ? Jun 22, 2021 03:41 |
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prepuce repurposed posted:I claim this day and henceforth it shall be Bachelor's Day One can be both a bachelor and a dad |
# ? Jun 22, 2021 03:58 |
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Can a dog be a bachelor? |
# ? Jun 22, 2021 04:00 |
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:One can be both a bachelor and a dad Childless Sot Day
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# ? Jun 22, 2021 04:04 |
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Escape From Noise posted:Can a dog be a bachelor? Can a dog be the bachelor? Would he hand out roses, or something more dog appropriate like cat turds? |
# ? Jun 22, 2021 13:42 |
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# ? Apr 23, 2024 21:51 |
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cruft posted:Can a dog be the bachelor? Would he hand out roses, or something more dog appropriate like cat turds? *Dramatic music plays* "Roxy, will you accept this turd?" *Roxy starts sniffing the turd* *Time passes, still sniffing* "Roxy?" |
# ? Jun 22, 2021 13:44 |