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I know a lot of you have been chafing under the assumption that terrorist recruitment wasn't allowed on SA, but have no fear, Jeffrey has just confirmed that it is! 420 Gank Mid posted:Have you considered its bad to recruit for ISIS whether or not you get paid to do so? Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Optimally fighting terrorism is not in this forum's mission statement, no. I'm willing to be less than maximally-effective in fighting terrorism for the sake of not seeking to figure out people's jobs. In fact, we sometimes treat terrorism quite irreverently, and make videos of terrorist attacks and the victims thereof, set to silly music. Now, he hasn't made it entirely clear what exactly the limits are (can you commission videos of terrorist attacks as part of your recruitment campaign?), so don't go all-in right away. You of course also have to take into consideration local laws. DO NOT RECRUIT FOR A TERRORIST ORGANIZATION ILLEGAL WHERE YOU LIVE. In fact, you should not recruit for ones illegal any place you intend to visit either, possibly not ones where people with a name similar to yours live or intend to visit either if you have any respect for other people, so keep that in mind. Anyway, with that out of the way, here's a thread for letting goons help finding worthy terrorist organizations that they can support. A note here for Americans: While most of SA is American, there are a lot of non-American goons here too. Do not recommend a terrorist organization as a safe one to support just because it's legal in the US.
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im chanting number go down and im doing it increasingly louder with greater fervor
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Jun 20, 2021 10:16
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im gerry adams
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Jun 20, 2021 10:22
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depends on what the meaning of the word IS IS
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Jun 20, 2021 10:24
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when due process fails us, we really do live in a world of terror
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Jun 20, 2021 10:25
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i'm ready to sinn
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Jun 20, 2021 10:27
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see u in the gold mine
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Jun 20, 2021 10:38
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Anyone got the schematics for a car bomb on-hand? Asking for a frein
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Jun 20, 2021 11:14
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i'm sure that there's an unironic us military troop recruitment thread somewhere on these forums already, so this is just little league poo poo anyway
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Jun 20, 2021 11:15
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Baw was a drone pilot so surely has the highest cspam kill count
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Jun 20, 2021 11:19
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Neurolimal posted:Anyone got the schematics for a car bomb on-hand? Asking for a frein
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Jun 20, 2021 11:26
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someone already posted this thread please use the search function https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3750679
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Jun 20, 2021 11:28
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Mercrom posted:someone already posted this thread please use the search function https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3750679 A Buttery Pastry posted:A note here for Americans: While most of SA is American, there are a lot of non-American goons here too. Do not recommend a terrorist organization as a safe one to support just because it's legal in the US.
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Jun 20, 2021 11:34
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Read kropotkin comrade... Instant CIA file
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Mercrom posted:someone already posted this thread please use the search function https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3750679 
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Neurolimal posted:Anyone got the schematics for a car bomb on-hand? Asking for a frein Step one: buy a pinto. Good luck finding one that hasn't already exploded in this day and age.
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Jun 20, 2021 13:44
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i advocate a policy of hard reduction; redirect people away from isis and into something less dangerous, like the alf
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Jun 20, 2021 13:56
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Office Pig posted:i'm ready to sinn
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Jun 20, 2021 14:06
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are we going with kaffiyehs or something from the baader-meinhoff collection?
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Cerebral Bore posted:i'm sure that there's an unironic us military troop recruitment thread somewhere on these forums already, so this is just little league poo poo anyway 
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Jun 20, 2021 15:10
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Is this a CIA joke
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Jun 20, 2021 15:27
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oh man, reading that qcs thread it boggles the mind how you freaks could possibly know so many obscure details about the exploits of specific posters without assuming you're either permanently online obsessive psychopaths or being paid to do it and I'm not going to bother to check because it's really loving weird
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This is a serious, legitimate, and financially-backed call for a video of a revolutionary engaging in the puerile g*mer behavior known as "teabagging" on one Mr. Nate Silver This is a serious request, and joke responses will be reported to the C-SPAM moderators.
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Dolphin posted:oh man, reading that qcs thread it boggles the mind how you freaks could possibly know so many obscure details about the exploits of specific posters without assuming you're either permanently online obsessive psychopaths or being paid to do it Well, personally, I don't have to have an encyclopedic knowledge of posts to remember how many bad ones you have. I just see your stupid avatar and read the brain damaged rambles next to it and then I know. Anyway I would STFU cuz I'm 90% sure you're just like the guys who got pwned in QCS.
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Larry Parrish posted:Well, personally, I don't have to have an encyclopedic knowledge of posts to remember how many bad ones you have. I just see your stupid avatar and read the brain damaged rambles next to it and then I know. Anyway I would STFU cuz I'm 90% sure you're just like the guys who got pwned in QCS. 
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Jun 20, 2021 15:32
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Larry Parrish posted:Well, personally, I don't have to have an encyclopedic knowledge of posts to remember how many bad ones you have. I just see your stupid avatar and read the brain damaged rambles next to it and then I know. Anyway I would STFU cuz I'm 90% sure you're just like the guys who got pwned in QCS.
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Jun 20, 2021 15:33
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Who let these dipshits out of their thread anyway.
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Jun 20, 2021 15:41
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Neurolimal posted:Anyone got the schematics for a car bomb on-hand? Asking for a frein get 1 bomb and 1 car and combine
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Jun 20, 2021 15:42
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larry is right, i have had multiple tbis and am therefore "brain damaged" and i don't know how he could know this without extensive doxxing and/or reading my posts both of which i believe violate forum rules
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Jun 20, 2021 15:57
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Dolphin posted:oh man, reading that qcs thread it boggles the mind how you freaks could possibly know so many obscure details about the exploits of specific posters without assuming you're either permanently online obsessive psychopaths or being paid to do it did you know there’s a button under every single post that shows you a list of every time the user got in trouble for being racist or awful? it’s true anyway this thread would probably be more successful at recruiting terrorists if it was in DnD and had a link to apply for jobs in Biden’s ICE
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Jun 20, 2021 16:00
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I'm already a registered Democrat, op
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Jun 20, 2021 16:05
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recruiting currently postponed until 2025 due to NCAA penalties
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Jun 20, 2021 16:05
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taking my dad to applebees 
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Jun 20, 2021 16:06
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thats cool thanks for the latest updates from qcs op
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Jun 20, 2021 16:11
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Neurolimal posted:Anyone got the schematics for a car bomb on-hand? Asking for a frein One (1) Pint glass, 2/3 full of Guinness One (1) shot glass, 1/2 irish whiskey, 1/2 irish cream whiskey Drop your shot glass into the pint glass, and chug. Remove the molotov from your back pocket, light the rag, and throw it at the car. eta: 
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Jun 20, 2021 16:13
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what else did jeffrey say??? keep me updated
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gudetama posted:anyway this thread would probably be more successful at recruiting terrorists if it was in DnD and had a link to apply for jobs in Biden’s ICE Harry Potter on Ice posted:Is this a CIA joke
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Jun 20, 2021 16:44
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I'd recruit for the anarchists club but I've heard B*den just made that illegal
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Jun 20, 2021 17:01
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i will be accepting new members to my new terror organization The Nozzle. our take on legal terrorism is to walk around in financial areas in major cities, we'll walk up behind an obvious rich person or rich person sycophant and we pretend to spit very loudly but we dont(because spitting on someone is assault and we dont act outside the law) instead we flick the hair on the back of their head so they feel the impact of something and think theyve been spat on and they turn around and we wear black shirts(under our financial district camo outfit) with out motto that reads "If Spit Irritates, Leave!" eventually we'll be known by many and can print stickers with the initials of our motto printed and it alone will strike fear and terror in the financial ghouls of the world
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Jose posted:Baw was a drone pilot so surely has the highest cspam kill count Technically Brown Moses does, he used to be extremely active in the funny tweets thread.
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