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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


congratulations you came in a lady

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Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Happy Fathers Day Sid You Seem Like A Good/Cool Dad.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Sid Vicious posted:

congratulations you came in a lady

to successful completion, at that!

Bablicon
Jun 19, 2021

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Came in a ladyboy*

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

bad guy
Jun 20, 2021

Happy father's day to dad's who adopted or otherwise stepped up to give a kid a father. biological fathers can go straight to hell you lazy deadbeat bums

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
happy Father's day Sid

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
My dad chose alcohol, his true child.

My life has been better for it ever since.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Sperm donor day :toot:

Oh Don Piano
Nov 4, 2009
my dad is dead

FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

Sid Vicious posted:

congratulations you came in a lady

Yeah, but she sucked. My kid is adorable though! Happy Father's day everyone!

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
In sensible societies father's day is in november for obvious reasons

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !

Oh Don Piano posted:

my dad is dead

same.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I love my dad. Many people don't, though, and that's ok.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nc7c7Cdfjik

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Happy Fathers’ day. God bless us, every one.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Happy Father’s Day, dadgoons. To those who celebrate, I salute you.

sudonim
Oct 6, 2005
Being a dad takes a lot of my time but it's been fun. My kid is cute as hell.

Really lucky that my in-laws are cool and help us out a lot though. They love their little grandkid.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Things like this make it all worth it


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqC3559T1NU

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Finally a day I get the recognition I deserve.

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica

Sid Vicious posted:

congratulations you came in a lady

I’ll have you know it took multiple ejaculations to make these kids

Talkc
Aug 2, 2010

Mizuki! Mizuki! Mizuki!
***DEVASTATINGLY HANDSOME***
My dad was an abusive alcoholic!

I have no kids!

I'm celebrating today by remembering my awesome grand dad, calling my cool uncle, and having pizza and watching tv with my awesome single mom.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet


My dad isn't dead but I am

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.
I gave my dad a bag of beers, he was very happy. HAPPY FATHERS DAY GOONDADS!

epic 2012 username
Mar 26, 2021

by Hand Knit
The Pleasured Father's Craftsman Toolkit

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
I just called my dad

It was mostly my mom talking

Happy father's day

epic 2012 username
Mar 26, 2021

by Hand Knit
The Pleasured Man's All Tube Tweed Machine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4LRcz_IJHU&t=1s

MackAddie
Jul 10, 2001

My kid was cute.
Now he's 16.
Now he's an rear end in a top hat.

Best father ever!

MackAddie fucked around with this message at 16:53 on Jun 20, 2021

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

bad guy posted:

Happy father's day to dad's who adopted or otherwise stepped up to give a kid a father. biological fathers can go straight to hell you lazy deadbeat bums

Thanks man. Genuinely appreciate the sentiment.

Frank Frank fucked around with this message at 16:43 on Jun 20, 2021

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

More like happy farters day!

Three cheers for all the farters!

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
DAD CREW

FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

I can give you 3 farts, does that work?

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !

Blue Footed Booby posted:

My dad isn't dead but I am

*looking at a mirror* brothers and sisters i have none and that mans father is my fathers son

bad guy
Jun 20, 2021

Frank Frank posted:

Thanks man. Genuinely appreciate the sentiment.

:cheers:

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
Hey Sid let’s wear socks and sandals

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Both of my fathers were DEEPLY gay and so am I.

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !

Big Beef City posted:

Both of my fathers were DEEPLY gay and so am I.

You know who else had two fathers and turned out okay? Superboy. he also struggled with drugs too

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Sjs00 posted:

You know who else had two fathers and turned out okay? Superboy. he also struggled with drugs too

You know who else had two fathers and was a little too much into wine? Jesus.
Look how that ended up.

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !

Big Beef City posted:

You know who else had two fathers and was a little too much into wine? Jesus.
Look how that ended up.

Fathers day always brings up the Big Questions doesn't it

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
So fellow dads

Whose brunchin?

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
Hell yeah you dads better be chefing up some seriously dank grub

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gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
My old man has been dead for thirty-five years. Love him while you've got him.

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