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Mescal

# ? Jun 19, 2021 23:04

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# ? Apr 16, 2024 21:57

nut

u put em in ur rear end

# ? Jun 20, 2021 00:06

Finger Prince

Rolling barbarian hit dice.

# ? Jun 20, 2021 01:59

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

it's a puzzle op. u thread some twine thru it in a complex, unique knot and then let a friend try 2 untie it. basically it was the game boy color of its day

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# ? Jun 20, 2021 02:08

FutonForensic

it's the ultimate fidget toy. the nodules simulate nipples. the holes simulate buttholes. endless fun awaits.

# ? Jun 20, 2021 06:30

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Playing Warhammer 40

# ? Jun 20, 2021 06:35

nut

just cram em up there

# ? Jun 20, 2021 15:00

nut

squires train by casting them first of ice so retrieval is trivial

# ? Jun 20, 2021 15:00

nut

sticking a Roman dodecahedron of ice up my rear end so no one knows I did it and instead thinks I peed out of my butt into my jorts at the flea market

# ? Jun 20, 2021 15:01

biosterous

it's a holder for the scrub brushes/rat whackers at the community toilets

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# ? Jun 20, 2021 15:27

Mescal

biosterous posted:

it's a holder for the scrub brushes/rat whackers at the community toilets

can I see a drawing of this idea, preferably in the form of a pokemon with evolution?

# ? Jun 20, 2021 20:07

barfdog

pack it with weed and then smoke up and chill w 12 of ur homies op

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# ? Jun 20, 2021 20:09

SIDS Vicious

playing a game called roman dodecahedrons royale 120 romans are dropped onto an island with just a dodecahedron and they have to try and kill each other?

# ? Jun 20, 2021 20:10

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FutonForensic posted:

endless fun awaits.

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# ? Jun 21, 2021 18:35

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Finger Prince posted:

Rolling barbarian hit dice.

the romans never played barbarians tho?

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# ? Jun 21, 2021 18:47

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more likely, it was aliens

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# ? Jun 21, 2021 18:47

Ventral EggSac

Nosfereefer posted:

more likely, it was aliens

are you suggesting the roman's didn't have the ability to make their own rear end dodecahedrons?
the gaul!

# ? Jun 21, 2021 18:52

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Ventral EggSac posted:

are you suggesting the roman's didn't have the ability to make their own rear end dodecahedrons?
the gaul!

# ? Jun 21, 2021 19:27

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

They're definitely not for creating fabric.

# ? Jun 21, 2021 19:27

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Maybe they're for rear end-sticks like someone said, but more likely I think they're for sizing weiners.

# ? Jun 21, 2021 19:28

xcheopis

They are guides for problem solving and expressing yourself, as documented in the well-regarded research published by Juster, Norton PhD.

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# ? Jun 21, 2021 20:08

Finger Prince

Nosfereefer posted:

the romans never played barbarians tho?

DM has to roll them up. That's totally a DM dice.

# ? Jun 21, 2021 20:45

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its for smoking weed, op

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# ? Jun 21, 2021 20:47

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smoke �em if you got �em.

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# ? Jun 21, 2021 20:58

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I hate to break it to all the rear end toy supporters but that's a gently caress whistle and you put it in your mouth.

# ? Jun 21, 2021 21:16

alnilam

Nosfereefer posted:

the romans never played barbarians tho?

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# ? Jun 21, 2021 22:00

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Mormon Nailer posted:

Maybe they're for rear end-sticks like someone said, but more likely I think they're for sizing weiners.

"arrow straighteners"

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# ? Jun 21, 2021 22:42

cruft

Saving against magic in a game of robore et dracones.

# ? Jun 21, 2021 23:33

cruft

FutonForensic posted:

it's the ultimate fidget toy.

Future archaeologists are really going to wonder what the gently caress a fidget cube was used for.

# ? Jun 21, 2021 23:38

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

cruft posted:

Future archaeologists are really going to wonder what the gently caress a fidget cube was used for.

Dick suckin.

# ? Jun 21, 2021 23:40

cruft

Mormon Nailer posted:

Dick suckin.

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# ? Jun 21, 2021 23:41

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

cruft posted:

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# ? Jun 21, 2021 23:42

cruft

You cram it onto a candle and go around bonking neighbor kids on the head with it.

Early version of a Nerf gun: dodecahedron mace.

# ? Jun 21, 2021 23:46

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

It's a fart whistle. Put it in your butt

# ? Jun 22, 2021 00:46

Heather Papps: hello friend

also the antikythera mechanism is for porn in case you were wondering. celestial body tracking is a double entendre.

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# ? Jun 22, 2021 00:51

Finger Prince

Heather Papps posted:

also the antikythera mechanism is for porn in case you were wondering. celestial body tracking is a double entendre.

It was used to calculate where and when the next Olympic Games was occurring. You know, where the next big congregation of hot athletic dudes from around the med was going to be, getting all oiled up and wrestling nude, throwing heavy stuff around, needing massages... Basically it's for hookups.

# ? Jun 22, 2021 00:58

cruft

Finger Prince posted:

It was used to calculate where and when the next Olympic Games was occurring. You know, where the next big congregation of hot athletic dudes from around the med was going to be, getting all oiled up and wrestling nude, throwing heavy stuff around, needing massages... Basically it's for hookups.

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# ? Jun 22, 2021 00:59

Finger Prince

Just as an aside that documentary where they talk about figuring out exactly what it was and how it worked is loving :psyboom:

# ? Jun 22, 2021 01:03

Heather Papps: hello friend

Finger Prince posted:

Just as an aside that documentary where they talk about figuring out exactly what it was and how it worked is loving

i know all those gears for porn, crazy to think about

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# ? Jun 22, 2021 01:06

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# ? Apr 16, 2024 21:57

Mescal

Finger Prince posted:

Just as an aside that documentary where they talk about figuring out exactly what it was and how it worked is loving

where can i watch this documentary?

# ? Jun 22, 2021 01:13

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