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https://twitter.com/DallasTexasTV/status/1406979599158763522?s=20 I've had it. This is the last straw. These MOTHERFUCKERS at Texas Motor Speedway have crossed the FUCKIN line. It is 100 degrees outside in the drat Texas summer and this freedom loving, red blooded American man wants to bring his cooler into the last bastion of freedom in American sports: NASCAR. So just like every year that came before, this guy wants to bring a FUCKIN cooler so he can FUCKIN snack and drink some GODDAMN drinks while he watches these cars haul rear end. But no the Texas Motor Speedway decided in 2021 to suck poo poo and ban coolers. Now you gotta cram everything into a FUCKIN clear backpack. What in the gently caress is this poo poo????? Dale Earnhardt would have stomped this poo poo into a shower drain faster than his No. 3 could have seen the checkered flags. I need this thread to highlight only the bravest, strongest mother FUCKERS in this country who have to deal with the relentless BULLSHIT life keeps throwing at them. gently caress
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Big race car once again tuggin around the little man who just wants some cool milk while he watches people turn left
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Jun 22, 2021 02:16
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Are the kid's school bags transparent because of a mandate that they need to be as some kind of child massacre prevention initiative?
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Jun 22, 2021 02:18
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haha great video gurf
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Jun 22, 2021 02:27
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i feel like F1 racing is more interesting
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Jun 22, 2021 02:28
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sex cooler
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Jun 22, 2021 02:30
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drat that dude is bright red.
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Jun 22, 2021 02:40
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do I wear sunscreen? gently caress NO. i ain't letting no one tell me what to do with my body, it's MY CHOICE. as an aside, abortion is a sin.
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Jun 22, 2021 02:42
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Are the kid's school bags transparent because of a mandate that they need to be as some kind of child massacre prevention initiative? The venue is allowing people to carry in 14x14x14 inch clear backpacks, with or without ice, food and drinks. Yeah, probably to prevent guns being smuggled in and used for mass murder. Good idea.
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Jun 22, 2021 02:52
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of course nothing is sacred in texas
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beer gas canister posted:of course nothing is sacred in texas oh, poo poo my bad
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Jun 22, 2021 03:03
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Anime Bernie Bro posted:i feel like F1 racing is more interesting Because it is
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BigBadSteve posted:The venue is allowing people to carry in 14x14x14 inch clear backpacks, with or without ice, food and drinks. Yeah, probably to prevent guns being smuggled in and used for mass murder. good to see they're taking care of the gun problem in this country
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Jun 22, 2021 03:14
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I'm sure cooler heads will prevail
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Jun 22, 2021 03:15
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nascar would be a lot cooler if they would crash more. like i dont want to see anyone get hurt that is hosed up but like, it is 2021 why cant we just get like self driving cars that go really really fast in circles and then crash real big a lot, i would watch the gently caress out of that sport
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Jun 22, 2021 03:20
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it's pretty lovely you can't bring your own cooler ngl
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Jun 22, 2021 03:26
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The NASCAR thread title in SAS makes me laugh everytime I see it.
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Nooner posted:nascar would be a lot cooler if they would crash more. like i dont want to see anyone get hurt that is hosed up but like, it is 2021 why cant we just get like self driving cars that go really really fast in circles and then crash real big a lot, i would watch the gently caress out of that sport this is unironically a badass idea
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Nooner posted:nascar would be a lot cooler if they would crash more. like i dont want to see anyone get hurt that is hosed up but like, it is 2021 why cant we just get like self driving cars that go really really fast in circles and then crash real big a lot, i would watch the gently caress out of that sport nascar but driven by twitch chat
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Jun 22, 2021 04:32
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there are a bunch of different breeds of people here in TX depending on where you come from. the average Dallas person is different from the average Houston person is different from the average Austin person etc. PS San Antonio is the best TX city, the rest are full of dorks and losers. 
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OMFG FURRY posted:nascar but driven by twitch chat actual nascar is probably less racist
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lol imagine going to see avengers endgame at the movie theater and lugging a 55 gallon yeti that weighs 250 pounds loaded with ice and Snapple and orange Gatorade boarding a plane and buying an extra ticket for your cooler minor league baseball game and you ruffle through the melted ice and pull out a ham sandwich, but the bread is soggy because the plastic wrap wasn't right enough
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Nooner posted:nascar would be a lot cooler if they would crash more. like i dont want to see anyone get hurt that is hosed up but like, it is 2021 why cant we just get like self driving cars that go really really fast in circles and then crash real big a lot, i would watch the gently caress out of that sport I just think they should make competitive bomb making a sport. They could have points for yield, for style, various other criteria determined by the governing body for the professional non-violent international bomber’s league, it would just be a lot of fun and maybe it would prevent somebody who would otherwise be a mad bomber from becoming a terrorist. I’m picturing it as a rural sport, with small but extremely rowdy audiences. Somebody tell me all the reasons this is a terrible idea because from this drunk angle it looks golden.
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Salacious Spy posted:this is unironically a badass idea I thought the whole idea of Nascar was the chance of seeing a young life get snuffed out in a car decorated with tobacco and alcohol advertisements? I mean otherwise it's just cars driving in circles.
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I am capable of sitting in a packed, uncovered stadium for at least a few hours with no cooler, and this effete fellows effete response to perhaps his 2nd time being told "no" in his life has not moved me, but I will boycott matchbox, and in that sense he and I are married
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Jun 22, 2021 04:54
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Funky See Funky Do posted:I thought the whole idea of Nascar was the chance of seeing a young life get snuffed out in a car decorated with tobacco and alcohol advertisements? I mean otherwise it's just cars driving in circles. the valkyrie's hand on my shoulder as I plunge screaming into the Pennzoil logo, my entire physical being instantly annihilated in an eruption of divine flame. the stands thunder with the songs of our fathers
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Funky See Funky Do posted:I thought the whole idea of Nascar was the chance of seeing a young life get snuffed out in a car decorated with tobacco and alcohol advertisements? I mean otherwise it's just cars driving in circles. To quote the Onion: “That is a common misconception. They’re actually ovals.”
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I'm eagerly awaiting how Texans react to bitcoin collapsing their joke of an electrical grid.
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Jun 22, 2021 05:10
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THIS IS HORSESHIT YOU KNOW WHO PAYS THE BILLS, NASCAR
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Schweinhund posted:good to see they're taking care of the gun problem in this country Yes, unironically, and may many more Anericans also do more than nothing about it.
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Jun 22, 2021 05:33
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the most texan position is that it's bullshit that you can't bring your guns literally anywhere you want
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What if you bring see-through guns made outta glass huh
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Elburroman posted:I am capable of sitting in a packed, uncovered stadium for at least a few hours with no cooler, and this effete fellows effete response to perhaps his 2nd time being told "no" in his life has not moved me, but I will boycott matchbox, and in that sense he and I are married Serious Post: I bought beer and pizza for my family at a Texas race track kiosk and it cost ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS. So follow the money and you can see why the guy is upset. He wanted to relax on the cheap, chilling to some engine noice in hundred degree temps and humidity, but got denied the only comfort imaginable in that hell scape: his cooler. gently caress YOU TEXAS MOTOR SPEEDWAY.
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Yvershek posted:I'm eagerly awaiting how Texans react to bitcoin collapsing their joke of an electrical grid. "gently caress'n WINDMILLS!"
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It might be the perfect mix of darkly funny and sad if minor inconveniences like this one become a contributing factor to gun control advancing. School shootings are seemingly easy to ignore but some real abrasive security theatre might just get people to say it's not worth it.
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Turrurrurrurrrrrrr posted:Serious Post: I bought beer and pizza for my family at a Texas race track kiosk and it cost ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS. So follow the money and you can see why the guy is upset. He wanted to relax on the cheap, chilling to some engine noice in hundred degree temps and humidity, but got denied the only comfort imaginable in that hell scape: his cooler. gently caress YOU TEXAS MOTOR SPEEDWAY. its not like it was good food either in all likelihood
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ArbitraryC posted:It might be the perfect mix of darkly funny and sad if minor inconveniences like this one become a contributing factor to gun control advancing. School shootings are seemingly easy to ignore but some real abrasive security theatre might just get people to say it's not worth it. I may be wrong but I wouldnt be surprised if there were NASCAR or other racing events where it was totally legal to open carry.
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Poohs Packin posted:I may be wrong but I wouldnt be surprised if there were NASCAR or other racing events where it was totally legal to open carry. It would be weird if it was the other way tbh.
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Maybe they just want to throttle the volume of hard liquor people are carting in to stop insane drunk people problems and medica emergencies?
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