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and as you go to blot it up with some toilet paper you notice every time you push down then let up on the padding it soaks up a little bit of your pee. No matter what you do this thing is just sort of slowly filling with piss and you know, JUST KNOW, the next person who puts their body weight on it is going to squeeze out all the piss you've now incorporated into the padding. They'll know you're a seat pisser and they'll tell everyone. EVERYONE. EVERYONE.
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i'm going to poo poo in the sink as a distraction.
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Jun 22, 2021 02:02
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Thank god i don't know the people who live here
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Jun 22, 2021 02:04
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Arrrthritis posted:i'm going to poo poo in the sink as a distraction. Rather be a sink dooker than a seat pisser.
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Jun 22, 2021 02:04
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The bathrooms in hell are carpeted
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Jun 22, 2021 02:08
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It's their fault for having a padded toilet seat and I did it on purpose to teach them a lesson about absorbency.
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Jun 22, 2021 02:09
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toilet seat? bathroom? lol u must think i'm rich
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Jun 22, 2021 02:11
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Lol I did it on purpose.
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Jun 22, 2021 02:13
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Oh no, accidentally subjecting an unwilling person to my urine isn't nearly as hot.
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Jun 22, 2021 02:33
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This is why none of my toilets have seats, op
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i had a roommate in college who bought one of those seats for the downstairs bathroom because he thought girls would like it and like i dont know be impressed by the comfortable toilet seat he bought and the want to sleep with him? anyway all the girls that came over laughed about it and said it sucked and that we were weird for having the weird toilet seat and the rest of us living there all made fun of him about it a bunch. that is my padded toilet seat story.
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Jun 22, 2021 03:17
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when you leave the restroom casually mention how wet the seat was already when you got in there
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Jun 22, 2021 03:20
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This is why I pee sitting down, OP
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Jun 22, 2021 03:23
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I pee in the mouthwash bottle when I'm visiting other people's homes
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The Bloop posted:This is why I pee sitting down, OP sitting to pee is just one of many steps towards enlightenment
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Jun 22, 2021 03:29
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Mozi posted:when you leave the restroom casually mention how wet the seat was already when you got in there Casually but also really loud to make sure everyone heard you.
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Jun 22, 2021 05:03
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oh no i have pissed all over the padded toilet seat oh no i have pissed all over op's mouth oh no i have pissed all over the combination padded toilet seat and op's mouth
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Chief McHeath posted:oh no i have pissed all over the padded toilet seat Well, it's got a beat and I can dance to it..............
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Jun 22, 2021 05:11
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Literally the entire loving world is covered in piss and poo poo op
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Private Cumshoe posted:Literally the entire loving world is covered in piss and poo poo op I say this to myself every time I brush my teeth. Really makes it an experience.
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Jun 22, 2021 05:26
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*Slashes the padded seat with a knife, then puts my dick the slit and pisses hard*
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https://twitter.com/immrdoom/status/1406475928851599360?s=20 POV: Padded toilet seat owner with fingernail nubs responds to grooming sex pest
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AHH F/UGH posted:https://twitter.com/immrdoom/status/1406475928851599360?s=20 You can see the brown rim around the bottom of the pad. It is rimmed with human poo poo. WHY?
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Literally A Person posted:You can see the brown rim around the bottom of the pad. It is rimmed with human poo poo. WHY? Grandma’s eyesight is failing, and she lost her sense of smell some time around Super Bowl Sunday, 1995.
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Jun 22, 2021 06:23
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*Stares at the padding, willing it to absorb*
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Jun 22, 2021 06:25
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A mattress but it's made out of padded toilet seat material
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Full Metal Jackass posted:A mattress but it's made out of padded toilet seat material NO! 
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Spreading your urine shows dominance
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Jun 22, 2021 06:32
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wtf who has padded toilet seats. thats weird seems unhygienic also I feel like... if the seat is padded and comfortable what if I fall asleep taking a poo poo?? just doze off droppin a deuce
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Jun 22, 2021 06:32
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Fritz the Horse posted:wtf who has padded toilet seats. thats weird That just sounds relaxing
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You know what's warm, soft and relaxing?! Pants! Why else do you think is pooping your pants the new sensation taking over the nation?!?
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I have glued crystals to my toilet seat so I can capture the energy of my pee as hydropower. I then use the crystals as batteries for my j/o crystal, since this pandemic has affected us all.
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Das Boo posted:I have glued crystals to my toilet seat so I can capture the energy of my pee as hydropower. I then use the crystals as batteries for my j/o crystal, since this pandemic has affected us all. Some.....uh.....some more than others....
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Literally A Person posted:That just sounds relaxing my head nods. once. twice. three times my eyelashes flutter, my eyes struggling to stay open. the padded seat gently yet firmly supports my buttocks. i drift to sleep, blissfully chasing lavatory dreams. plop.
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Jun 22, 2021 06:39
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A padded toilet seat kind of feels like the bottom mat of a ball pit and maybe that's why they're always filled with piss.
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Das Boo posted:I have glued crystals to my toilet seat so I can capture the energy of my pee as hydropower. I then use the crystals as batteries for my j/o crystal, since this pandemic has affected us all. I thought you said you were ace once. poo poo guess that outs me as a creep who keeps track of strangers sexual orientations
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Jun 22, 2021 06:47
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I got diarrhea all over the padded seat OP. What do I do?
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:I got diarrhea all over the padded seat OP. What do I do? Just loving run, goon. There's nothing you can do. RUN. NOW!
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Nigmaetcetera posted:I thought you said you were ace once. I did. I am. But gently caress entropy, you know? Sometimes literally.
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