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if you do chores you're a chump
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Jun 22, 2021 04:12
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- Adbot
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Apr 20, 2024 03:49
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- bad guy
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oh yeah let me get right on that, mowing the lawn or whatever sure gonna maintain that grass for sure right after i finish reading this book called gently caress you no stop wasting my time with bullshit
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Jun 22, 2021 04:15
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- bad guy
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cool request for me to do work and your going to pay me how much again? nothing? because it's my house and i own this stuff and I should want to keep it in good condition? gently caress. Off.
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Jun 22, 2021 04:21
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scrub the toilet? sure... lemme use your toothbrush. NERD.
a good trick is to do the chore really badly, like dangerously badly, but A better trick is to not do the chore at all
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Jun 22, 2021 04:22
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- nut
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recognizing that whenever I stop driving this uber all other work will be chores. never leaving the Uber. becoming a character in a modern retelling of twisted metal. laughing while phone browsing a thread slumpy posted about me in byob.
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Jun 22, 2021 12:02
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- FutonForensic
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the parents do NOT understand
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Jun 22, 2021 13:09
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- bad guy
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oh man what a rough week at work. tgif though. can't wait to wake up tomorrow and do more work...except this time i don't get paid
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Jun 22, 2021 14:01
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- bad guy
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letting the leftovers sit out on the counter for six days until they smell musky and wet then eating them, to own the wife
oh so you're going to "pay" me an "allowance" are you? and what happens if i still don't want to do my chores?
i have to anyway? i gotta say that doesn't seem legal, no matter how many flies and ants there are in the kitchen
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Jun 22, 2021 14:04
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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toilet paper? roflcopter.
that's why you do my laundry
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Jun 22, 2021 14:23
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- take the moon
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by sebmojo
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love to do a chore, said no one ever
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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
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Jun 22, 2021 15:57
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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jabba the hutt is my spirit animal
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Jun 22, 2021 16:31
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- bad guy
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the virgin launderer vs the chad chore refuser
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Jun 22, 2021 17:37
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- Ventral EggSac
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late night
come home
chores suck
i know
she left the broom right by the stairs
surprise i'm not cleaning the stairs
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Jun 22, 2021 22:00
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- Macnult
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i was listening to my NOT chores music playlist. i mean, my only playlist with "chores" in the name, because i don't do chores. the spotify friends activity tab is a bug-ridden liar
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Jun 22, 2021 22:39
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- bad guy
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late night
come home
chores suck
i know
she left the broom right by the stairs
surprise i'm not cleaning the stairs
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Jun 23, 2021 00:14
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- bad guy
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asking my friend if i can crash on his couch because i don't want to do chores
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Jun 23, 2021 00:15
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- vanisher
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Naming my cat "chores" so I can say I hate doing... uh wait this joke took a wrong turn
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Jun 23, 2021 01:58
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- bad guy
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Naming my cat "chores" so I can say I hate doing... uh wait this joke took a wrong turn
Lol
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Jun 23, 2021 13:26
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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Naming my cat "chores" so I can say I hate doing... uh wait this joke took a wrong turn
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Jun 23, 2021 15:37
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- frump truck
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hello... again!
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totally playing devils advocate here but what if chores................... rock
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Jun 24, 2021 05:50
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- Uria aalge
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Chi-la-la-la-lax
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is it wrong to enjoy doing laundy?
(but no other chores)
Thank you for the winter sig, Heather Papps!
Thanks for the summer sig, ChubbyChecker!
"Nobody owns life, but everyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death" - Kurt Cobain
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Jun 24, 2021 06:01
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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late night
come home
chores suck
i know
she left the broom right by the stairs
surprise i'm not cleaning the stairs
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Jun 24, 2021 20:10
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- Adbot
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Apr 20, 2024 03:49
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- Escape From Noise
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Making my mom do my chores, then looking down on her for it. Fuckin' OWNED!
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Jun 25, 2021 01:33
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