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Lead Pipe Cinch
Mar 10, 2003

Heavy Metal Bakesale



Weird flex to announce you’re not going to show up somewhere uninvited.

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flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Alexander Hamilton posted:

If you haven't watched A Goofy Movie and only know Goofy as, you know, Goofy, the last 2 pages have been quite the trip!

You don't need to watch the movie, just watch Vice's upcoming Dark Side of the Troop.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Gumball Gumption posted:

The world has two kinds of people, some people are Goofy and some people are Max.

Reminds me of the "I DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS!" scene from Up. The kids watching are angry at the old man for letting the bird get captured while the adults wish they could punch that kid in the face.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Alexander Hamilton posted:

Also, Goofy definitely would have fallen into QAnon

Goofy will reveal that he was actually JFK Jr. the whole time and will start the storm.

Lead Pipe Cinch
Mar 10, 2003

Heavy Metal Bakesale


https://twitter.com/dustinrhodes/status/1407540912142622721?s=21

Big Dustin shooting his shot.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008




This would be a loving bloodbath.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Alexander Hamilton posted:

Also, Goofy definitely would have fallen into QAnon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXmq_JQD2Ic&t=449s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkbbKoAGcHc&t=142s

Gawrsh content.

davidbix
Jun 14, 2016

Wow, Bix. First K.Rool, then Steve and now SEPHIROTH? Your dream game is real!

Vince MechMahon posted:

I still can't make out a word he's saying.
“THE TIME IS UP! THE TIME IS UP! […] I’M SORRY, I’M SORRY! I’M JUST FRUSTRATED ABOUT THIS WHOLE MASK poo poo! […] SHENANIGANS!"

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

https://twitter.com/TazVibesToSongs/status/1407762672368635911?s=20

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

Don't do it Dustin, you have so much left to live for.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Cerebral Bore posted:

Don't do it Dustin, you have so much left to live for.

Yeah, like a match with Minoru Suzuki.

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Is Suzuki a higher profile star than Dustin? Like has he been world champ? Or are they same level of awesome hands who have only gotten better with age?

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

Shard posted:

Is Suzuki a higher profile star than Dustin? Like has he been world champ? Or are they same level of awesome hands who have only gotten better with age?

Suzuki has been world champ in both AJPW and NOAH.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

also a champion of kicking rear end.

heel turn
Jan 6, 2004

Some boy tried to step to me at the county fair. I said son u clearly have no ideal what creek im from
https://twitter.com/Cap_Kaveman/status/1407783488254726144?s=20

Joey made the local news

Jordan7hm
Feb 17, 2011




Lipstick Apathy

The response tweets to Joey doing this are generally hilarious.

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Alexander Hamilton posted:

Also, Goofy definitely would have fallen into QAnon

It hurts because I know this to be the truth.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Goofy is Q
Mickey is literally the dad from Get Out
Donald is a hardcore gun nut libertarian
Pete is a working class, blue collar socialist

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Who the gently caress is Pete

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Eat My Fuc posted:

Who the gently caress is Pete

The big dude that Mickey Mouse used to torment.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Canonically, Pete was instantly rejected by his mother after being birthed. This was revealed in the direct to DVD feature 'Mickey, Donald, Goofy: The Three Musketeers'

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Cavauro posted:

Canonically, Pete was instantly rejected by his mother after being birthed. This was revealed in the direct to DVD feature 'Mickey, Donald, Goofy: The Three Musketeers'

She was a billionaire capitalist and had a vision of her death by guillotine when she saw him.

Ibexaz
Jul 23, 2013

The faces he makes while posting are inexcusable! When he writes a post his face is like a troll double checking bones to see if there's any meat left! When I post I look like a peacock softly kissing a rose! Didn't his parents provide him with a posting mirror to practice forums faces growing up?

Shard posted:

Is Suzuki a higher profile star than Dustin? Like has he been world champ? Or are they same level of awesome hands who have only gotten better with age?

Suzuki has had at least one match in Chocopro so I wouldn't think he'd let his starpower get in the way of working with anyone, let alone Big Dust

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Chocopro is where you learn to work.

Shard
Jul 30, 2005


That zipper goes from naval to taint

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
today i learned that pete is a cat

lol

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Minoru Suzuki is one of the most respected names in Japanese wrestling of the last 30 years and was hugely influential on the Japanese shoot fighting scene. He's way more high profile than Dustin's ever been

Dr. Chainsaws PhD
May 21, 2011

Shard posted:

That zipper goes from naval to taint

gotta have full access

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Ibexaz posted:

Suzuki has had at least one match in Chocopro so I wouldn't think he'd let his starpower get in the way of working with anyone, let alone Big Dust

Suzuki is happy working with anyone if they'll hit him hard enough

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
Suddenly, Dustin's advice makes so much sense.

Also, Dustin Rhodes has not fought Minoru Suzuki, but a different member of the roster has.

That's right, Riho.

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

Shard posted:

Is Suzuki a higher profile star than Dustin? Like has he been world champ? Or are they same level of awesome hands who have only gotten better with age?

I suspect the answer to this depends on if you're in japan or not.

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."

Mr. Squishy posted:

I suspect the answer to this depends on if you're in japan or not.

Na MiSu is The King, the murder grandpa KAZE NI NARE

Dustin is merely an uncle who does a sunset flip powerbomb at age 52

a cyborg mug
Mar 8, 2010



Dustin if you want the match, you have to enter the G1. You coward bastard

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Ibexaz posted:

Suzuki has had at least one match in Chocopro so I wouldn't think he'd let his starpower get in the way of working with anyone, let alone Big Dust
Yeah, Suzuki turns up just about anywhere: wrestling in a river with Mecha Money, battering young boys in Korakuen, wrestling through an empty Tokyo Dome, working with his friends indies like JTO & Hard Hit. I think if he wants to do the US vaccine trip like Nagata & Kojima it'd be a perfect time to make it happen

a cyborg mug
Mar 8, 2010



Minoru Suzuki is a true equal-opportunity asskicker

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
Give us the long-awaited MiSu vs OC match cowards Gedo and Tony

a cyborg mug
Mar 8, 2010



Seams posted:

Give us the long-awaited MiSu vs OC match cowards Gedo and Tony

Build towards this but when Suzuki takes off the towel, it’s actually Toru Yano

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

How can we get Tony to book a Jun-Eddie match?

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Insertnamehere31
Jan 23, 2012

This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

Vince MechMahon posted:

Goofy is Q
Mickey is literally the dad from Get Out
Donald is a hardcore gun nut libertarian
Pete is a working class, blue collar socialist

Isn’t Pete literally mickey’s boss who owns the ship he works on

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