new character class idea: Land Lord

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bad guy

i'm thinking a passive buff defense type, bunch of aoe stuff, sits on his rear end all day and won't fix the sink

# ? Jun 23, 2021 20:25

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# ? Apr 16, 2024 08:38

nut

thought we already have the thief class tho

# ? Jun 23, 2021 20:32

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nut posted:

thought we already have the thief class tho

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# ? Jun 23, 2021 20:39

vanisher

nut posted:

thought we already have the thief class tho

# ? Jun 23, 2021 20:39

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

nut posted:

thought we already have the thief class tho

close it

# ? Jun 23, 2021 20:49

biosterous

nut posted:

thought we already have the thief class tho

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he/him

# ? Jun 23, 2021 20:59

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

nut posted:

thought we already have the thief class tho

# ? Jun 23, 2021 21:54

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

adventure module LL1: clear the brown people from the townhouse

# ? Jun 23, 2021 22:01

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

"time to evict these kobolds from the abandoned mine..."

# ? Jun 23, 2021 22:16

bad guy

Luvcow posted:

"time to evict these kobolds from the abandoned mine..."

# ? Jun 23, 2021 22:17

Farecoal: There he go

nut posted:

thought we already have the thief class tho

Luvcow posted:

"time to evict these kobolds from the abandoned mine..."

# ? Jun 23, 2021 23:04

vanisher

Kobold squatters get evicted by freelance police force hired by local town government

# ? Jun 23, 2021 23:48

Coolness Averted: oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
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nut posted:

thought we already have the thief class tho

# ? Jun 24, 2021 01:23

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

nut posted:

thought we already have the thief class tho

# ? Jun 24, 2021 01:32

bad guy

Showing the mine to a new tenant while the kobolds are still living in it

# ? Jun 24, 2021 01:36

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

vanisher posted:

Kobold squatters get evicted by freelance police force hired by local town government

bad guy posted:

Showing the mine to a new tenant while the kobolds are still living in it

# ? Jun 24, 2021 01:38

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

showing the mines to a potential new tenant when she whips her head around and shrieks "what the gently caress did you just call me!? oh haha yes i am a lich, i thought you said something else..."

# ? Jun 24, 2021 01:41

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Luvcow posted:

showing the mines to a potential new tenant when she whips her head around and shrieks "what the gently caress did you just call me!? oh haha yes i am a lich, i thought you said something else..."

# ? Jun 24, 2021 01:43

ChubbyChecker

lol

# ? Jun 24, 2021 14:00

Ventral EggSac

nut posted:

thought we already have the thief class tho

and lol at everything honestly

# ? Jun 24, 2021 14:51

Ventral EggSac

+ 5 to keeping safety deposit even though there's nothing broken or wrong

# ? Jun 24, 2021 14:56

nut

Shield - add another layer of white paint until you can't see the cracks

# ? Jun 24, 2021 15:05

vanisher

Land Lord casts arbitration clause!

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# ? Jun 24, 2021 16:43

Coolness Averted: oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

it's a trap option, every adventure the land lord needs an additional 10% of the party's loot

# ? Jun 24, 2021 17:46

Coolness Averted: oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

looking the class up in the book and it doesn't matter how many times they level up, land lords never do anything better for the party

# ? Jun 24, 2021 17:49

vanisher

Land Lord standing closest to the kobold to grab the loot that drops, drawing aggro requiring healing throughout the encounter.

"Why dont we just let them get killed?"

"What, and lose the opportunity to murder innocent kobolds in these caves?"

In this essay I'll explain...

# ? Jun 24, 2021 17:55

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dm: you're all seated at a table in the local tavern
landlord: my tavern
dm: the landlord's tavern
dm: when suddenly, the front door slams open, and a wild eyed man runs in
dm: he shouts "the dead are walking! the old graveyard has been overrun by undead!"
wizard: def. that necromacer again, let's roll
paladin: i'm all about this poo poo
ranger: hell yeah
landlord: fix those undead immediately, im having some potential new tenants coming later
landlord: also, im deducting that door from your deposit

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# ? Jun 24, 2021 18:36

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Nosfereefer posted:

dm: you're all seated at a table in the local tavern
landlord: my tavern
dm: the landlord's tavern
dm: when suddenly, the front door slams open, and a wild eyed man runs in
dm: he shouts "the dead are walking! the old graveyard has been overrun by undead!"
wizard: def. that necromacer again, let's roll
paladin: i'm all about this poo poo
ranger: hell yeah
landlord: fix those undead immediately, im having some potential new tenants coming later
landlord: also, im deducting that door from your deposit

# ? Jun 24, 2021 18:46

bad guy

Coolness Averted posted:

looking the class up in the book and it doesn't matter how many times they level up, land lords never do anything better for the party

# ? Jun 24, 2021 19:26

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Level Lords buying up all the experience points and renting them out to adventurers.

# ? Jun 24, 2021 20:31

vanisher

For Land Lord to join the party you must provide a pay stub, credit check, and verifiable references for the last three quests you completed.

# ? Jun 24, 2021 20:38

Ass-penny

Lmao @ everything in here

# ? Jun 24, 2021 22:12

google THIS

Our healer is dead and most of our equipment was rendered useless by a rust spell, yet we press on because we don't want to pay the early quest termination fee

# ? Jun 24, 2021 22:26

bad guy

google THIS posted:

Our healer is dead and most of our equipment was rendered useless by a rust spell, yet we press on because we don't want to pay the early quest termination fee

Sneaking another character into the party even though subquesting is against the rules

# ? Jun 24, 2021 22:57

bad guy

"If our Land Lord asks any questions just say you're an NPC and you'll be bidding us farewell at the next crossroad."

# ? Jun 24, 2021 22:58

Coolness Averted: oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

did the ranger pay their animal companion deposit? Or are we trying to hide their wolf from the land lord too?

# ? Jun 24, 2021 23:01

vanisher

bad guy posted:

"If our Land Lord asks any questions just say you're an NPC and you'll be bidding us farewell at the next crossroad."

# ? Jun 24, 2021 23:39

vanisher

Land Lord adding a pet lease fee when they learn about the Druid.

# ? Jun 24, 2021 23:41

vanisher

Land Lord: "hold on- you're conjuring HOW MANY animals in here??"

# ? Jun 24, 2021 23:44

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# ? Apr 16, 2024 08:38

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

party's pyromancer got fined for disabling the smoke alarm that was painted over during the previous renovation

# ? Jun 24, 2021 23:52

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