|
 Look at this thing, absolutely crazy. This thing lived right at the end of the dinos, with T rex and Triceratops, in the same environment. Those mighty claws were for busting open ant hives and it used its tongue to slurp em. The teeth were tiny and lovely and barely did nothing. They also found a toucanosaurus  
|
#
?
Jun 23, 2021 22:43
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 25, 2024 10:28 |
|
|
Looks goofy as gently caress, but I imagine could slit you open in a heartbeat.
|
|
#
?
Jun 23, 2021 22:45
|
|
|
 seems like pterasaurs evolved from a kind of tree dwelling archosaur and went through a gliding phase before eventually becoming immensely gigantic and powerful. Like if bats became 40' across.
|
|
#
?
Jun 23, 2021 23:01
|
|
|
Alvarezsaurs have been known for years, get with the times.SniperWoreConverse posted:
|
|
#
?
Jun 23, 2021 23:22
|
|
|
I thought you said dinosaur-eating ant. Occasional dyslexia has robbed me again!
|
|
#
?
Jun 23, 2021 23:22
|
|
|
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ey1kFYVXH7w&t=79s
|
|
#
?
Jun 23, 2021 23:52
|
|
|
Those top head feathers are giving some off big Big Bird vibes.
zaepg fucked around with this message at 01:44 on Jun 24, 2021 |
|
#
?
Jun 24, 2021 01:19
|
|
|
It's just a bird op just look at the feathers
|
|
#
?
Jun 24, 2021 02:06
|
|
|
how many ant species do you think last american alvarezsaur ate into extinction? we could be living in ant heaven right now if it wasn't for him
|
|
#
?
Jun 24, 2021 02:18
|
|
|
I bet as they saw the meteor approaching to annihilate this horrible planet the ants were like 'finally things will get better'
|
|
#
?
Jun 24, 2021 02:23
|
|
|
SniperWoreConverse posted:
I wonder what is like to be the first of one's species to learn how to fly. I guess no one would gently caress the non-flyers anymore so that would speed the process up.
|
|
#
?
Jun 24, 2021 02:25
|
|
|
Colonel Cancer posted:It's just a bird op just look at the feathers birds are literally, unironically dinosaurs and it fuckin rules op
|
|
#
?
Jun 24, 2021 03:21
|
|
|
Birds and dinosaurs are awesome but I'm really waiting for the discovery of the rear end eating dinosaur. Altho that toucan dino is awesome as hell.
|
|
#
?
Jun 24, 2021 03:27
|
|
|
This is a great thread op I love it Not sarcasm I genuinely love this thread
|
|
|
#
?
Jun 24, 2021 03:46
|
|
|
World War Mammories posted:birds are literally, unironically dinosaurs and it fuckin rules op Birds are birds when they are alive but upon their deaths and sufficient decrepitude they become dinosaurs. Yes, that even includes that box of frozen wings in your freezer
|
|
#
?
Jun 24, 2021 03:47
|
|
|
Were ants bigger then?
|
|
#
?
Jun 24, 2021 03:50
|
|
|
Johnny Walker posted:Were ants bigger then? yeah about 3 times as big
|
|
#
?
Jun 24, 2021 04:21
|
|
|
I’m not keen on remastering old movies with new digital effects, but they should go back and give the velociraptors feathers in the first Jurassic Park, IMO 
|
|
#
?
Jun 24, 2021 04:30
|
|
|
I bet they were DINOSAUR EATING ANTS
|
|
#
?
Jun 24, 2021 04:30
|
|
|
How could a single ant eat a dinosaur? Insane.
|
|
#
?
Jun 24, 2021 04:37
|
|
|
SLICK GOKU BABY posted:How could a single ant eat a dinosaur? One bite at a time
|
|
#
?
Jun 24, 2021 04:46
|
|
|
they found an ant loving a dinosaur but the dino didnt even notice.
|
|
#
?
Jun 24, 2021 05:11
|
|
|
Doctor Dogballs posted:they found an ant loving a dinosaur but the dino didnt even notice. An dinosaur is walking through the jungle and gets a painful splinter in his foot He is moaning in pain, just when an ant walks up. The ant sees his problem, and says, "Hey, I'll pull the splinter out of your foot, if you let me gently caress you up the rear end." The dinosaur laughs a bit and agrees. So the ant climbs along his foot, and is able to pull hard enough to remove the splinter. The dinosaur is immediately relived, and thanks the ant. The ant says, "You made a deal - now I get to gently caress you up the rear end!" The dinosaur laughs again and says, "Yep, a deal is a deal - go ahead!" So the ant climbs up the dinosaur's hind leg, goes under his tail, and starts to do his business. Meanwhile, a monkey has been up in a tree watching this whole thing, and throws a coconut at the dinosaur, hitting him squarely in the head. The dinosaur then rears up on his hind legs and lets out a huge yell of pain. The ant screams, "Take it all, Bitch!"
|
|
#
?
Jun 24, 2021 05:34
|
|
|
I wonder if paleontologists get really shat off that whenever they google search their current dinosaur of interest, it just brings up links to the fantasy versions of the dinosaurs in Ark Survival Evolved with features like "Rubbing the duckosaurus's head makes a special lubrication goo come out their butt that can power UFOs"
|
|
#
?
Jun 24, 2021 05:42
|
|
|
I assume these "scientists" just put dino bones together in different ways and come up with new dinosaurs so they can keep getting paid to smoke weed all day and play counterstrike in a nice office.
|
|
#
?
Jun 24, 2021 05:57
|
|
|
Wow, nature is so lazy. Run out of Ideas? gently caress it I'll just make a mammal that eats ants. Hmm what shall I make this week? Another thing shaped like a crab perhaps???? Lazy motherfucker give me a bat with wheels or some poo poo.
|
|
#
?
Jun 24, 2021 06:03
|
|
|
Make a platypus on monday, phone it in for the rest of the week.
|
|
#
?
Jun 24, 2021 07:30
|
|
|
SLICK GOKU BABY posted:I assume these "scientists" just put dino bones together in different ways and come up with new dinosaurs so they can keep getting paid to smoke weed all day and play counterstrike in a nice office. This is pretty close to the early days of archaeology, not gonna lie. Just replace weed and counterstrike with big cigars and pharmacy cocaine.
|
|
#
?
Jun 24, 2021 08:05
|
|
|
SniperWoreConverse posted:Those mighty claws were for busting open ant hives and it used its tongue to slurp em. Those mighty claws are 2 cm long. An anteater could gently caress this idiot emu up with great ease
|
|
#
?
Jun 24, 2021 08:39
|
|
|
let me know when they find an rear end eating dinosaur
|
|
#
?
Jun 24, 2021 08:55
|
|
|
BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:let me know when they find an rear end eating dinosaur They did she’s called your mom
|
|
#
?
Jun 24, 2021 09:02
|
|
|
syntaxfunction posted:Birds and dinosaurs are awesome but I'm really waiting for the discovery of the rear end eating dinosaur. You know scientists, they probably just saw this little fellow has a funny mouth and long tongue and said, oh well they are ants. For all we know these dudes are rear end all day every day and evolved that mouth to get past the huge buttcheeks of the other dinosaurs.
|
|
#
?
Jun 24, 2021 10:51
|
|
|
Dinosaurs are bullshit now with the feathers and whatnot. They used to be cool and scary, now they're just overgrown turkeys. Fuckin paleontologists can suck my dick from the back. Tyrannosaurus Rex more like Thanksgivingasaurus. Gonna go to the natural history museum, crack me a big rear end wishbone. Nothing has been made less cool by me growing up than dinosaurs. If I have kids I'd rather they get into trains or magic tricks or something less uncool than Big Birds great grandpappy
|
|
#
?
Jun 24, 2021 11:21
|
|
|
Scientist cowards will never admit most dinosaurs ate rear end every day even though it's obvious just from looking at the fossils. 90% of dinos are found in the rear end eating pose, to pretend it's just an accident of the fossil record is ridiculous
|
|
#
?
Jun 24, 2021 11:21
|
|
|
BigBadSteve posted:An dinosaur is walking through the jungle and gets a painful splinter in his foot The monkey seeing the bump on the dinosaur's head, walks up to him and asks "Hey, I'll massage your head, if you let me gently caress you up the rear end as well."
|
|
#
?
Jun 24, 2021 11:26
|
|
|
 Pictured: just one of many types of rear end eating dinosaur.
|
|
#
?
Jun 24, 2021 13:29
|
|
|
That's just a dino centipede
|
|
#
?
Jun 24, 2021 13:37
|
|
|
Weka posted:
Hot Everything had feathers back then yes even the ants boy i tell ya.
|
|
#
?
Jun 24, 2021 13:54
|
|
|
"They" don't know poo poo. They found some bones with a beak and some rear end in a top hat in khakis and a hat pulled the ant-eating dino theory out of his rear end. I bet the creature didn't look anything like the drawing, ate beans, and lived in the 1800s.
|
|
#
?
Jun 24, 2021 13:59
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 25, 2024 10:28 |
|
|
World War Mammories posted:birds are literally, unironically dinosaurs and it fuckin rules op i saw these birds (glossy ibises) come down out of the sky in April and they are 100% dinosaur. look at them!! 
|
|
#
?
Jun 24, 2021 14:06
|
|
