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I wish I could just adjust my body clock to be a morning person. I don't do anything worthwhile after 10pm but I can't bring my self to go to bed because it feels like I haven't done anything. The fix would be actually getting out of bed earlier but I seem to be physically incapable of that
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# ? Jun 23, 2021 18:58 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 22:19 |
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Once the brat is in bed, that’s basically the only me time I have all day so I try and make the most of it but really I should just go to bed at 10 so I don’t feel loving knackered all the time
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# ? Jun 23, 2021 19:16 |
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one time, a very long time ago, i saw a bloke passed out drunk on the street on a night out and he was using a styrofoam takeaway box as a pillow
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# ? Jun 23, 2021 19:25 |
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Fudge restock! We’ve just restocked multiple flavours at https://www.fudjit.co.uk - on the website now in addition to many other delicious flavours you’ll find fresh drops of the following: Original Vanilla Lemon Meringue Pie Chocolate Orange Veganilla Vegan cookies Vegan Biscoff All c.100g bars of fudge cost £3.50 plus postage, and as always you can use the special goon code ‘roastbeefisbest’ to get 5-for-4 on all flavours. Happy fudging
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# ? Jun 23, 2021 19:54 |
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Nice it is my father in law's birthday coming up and my wife is always asking me for suggestions. FUDGE
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# ? Jun 23, 2021 20:07 |
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what, like, even when it's not nearly his birthday? that's enthusiasm
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# ? Jun 23, 2021 21:26 |
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Every day, like clockwork
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# ? Jun 23, 2021 21:42 |
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Gasmask posted:Once the brat is in bed, that’s basically the only me time I have all day so I try and make the most of it but really I should just go to bed at 10 so I don’t feel loving knackered all the time same and it sucks so badly
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# ? Jun 23, 2021 21:47 |
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I go bed 9-10pm and sneak downstairs before the kids are awake
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# ? Jun 23, 2021 21:50 |
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You can also do the thing where you wake up at 5am with a kettle in your room and stay in bed reading before you have to get up
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# ? Jun 23, 2021 21:52 |
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Power cut
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# ? Jun 23, 2021 22:33 |
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learnincurve posted:You can also do the thing where you wake up at 5am with a kettle in your room and stay in bed reading before you have to get up I'm on holiday at the moment and the weather is much more palpable so while I *should* be sleeping in till mid-day under lovely weighted blankets after a night of drinking, I've been waking up at 0500 and not being able to get back to sleep because the bastard hot sky bollock shines through the tiny gap between the edge of the blinds and window box so brightly its impossible to get back to sleep. Replace 'kettle' with 'sipping punch and weird chemical flavour monster' and that's my week's mornings so far.
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# ? Jun 23, 2021 22:34 |
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Ah poo poo, the builder I've been using for ages just tried to pull a scam on me and now I have to call a large red-faced welshman a lying gently caress to his face and tell him I'm not paying for poo poo. Unless anyone knows of a driveway sealant that smells of nothing, dries suspiciously quickly (~1 hour), has the consistency of water and doesn't actually change anything about your driveway? This is what I get for getting lazy and just not doing the job myself for once.
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# ? Jun 23, 2021 22:43 |
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Powers back on
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# ? Jun 23, 2021 22:48 |
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That weird neighbour that goes outside at 11pm to cough and heck up for for 20 minutes every night is back Glad he didn't die of covid
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# ? Jun 23, 2021 22:58 |
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cynic posted:a driveway sealant that smells of nothing do a covid test
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# ? Jun 23, 2021 22:59 |
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Ratjaculation posted:That weird neighbour that goes outside at 11pm to cough and heck up for for 20 minutes every night is back Night shift worker and smoker maybe? I had a bad cough after waking up when I smoked. Time of day didn't matter, just getting up after several hours of sleep meant all the goop had 'settled' so the first 20-30 minutes of being awake was spent in a coughing fit hecking it all up. Glad I quit that.
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# ? Jun 23, 2021 23:05 |
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kecske posted:do a covid test Nah, I have 5 bars of 5g reception and my injection site has finally stopped being magnetic, which means I'm immune to the plague the illuminati have unleashed on us.
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# ? Jun 23, 2021 23:13 |
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My house sale chain has finally resolved. The people were buying from will be mortgage free, the absolute fuckets, by virtue of their house tripling in value since they bought it There's a shot we might move before the new school year starts!
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# ? Jun 24, 2021 09:58 |
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learnincurve posted:I go bed 9-10pm and sneak downstairs before the kids are awake Pre kids my partner would wake up around 11am on the weekends so I'd have four or five hours to myself Saturday and Sunday. Now, we get the kids in bed around 7:30pm and enjoy 90minutes before we need to get to sleep as the little shits are up somewhere between 4 and 5 most days
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# ? Jun 24, 2021 10:03 |
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There is a term in Mandarin for "staying up far too late even though you need to get up early out of spite towards your work hours", I think it's revenge sleep or something. I can very much relate.
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# ? Jun 24, 2021 10:10 |
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They sleep longer the older they get, teenagers you have to actively let the dogs bounce all over before they get up. I’ve loved every stage of my kids lives and every one was my favourite at the time, but the being able to go the shops for you and doing the housework together stage is pretty chuffing awesome.
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# ? Jun 24, 2021 10:10 |
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My 8 year old wakes up at 6am every morning and will sometimes manage to wait until 7 before he begins demanding breakfast. He's perfectly capable of making toast himself but won't because apparently it tastes nicer when I do it.
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# ? Jun 24, 2021 10:30 |
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Christ it takes forever to get out of the West Country.
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# ? Jun 24, 2021 13:12 |
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Most of them never manage it their whole lives
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# ? Jun 24, 2021 13:45 |
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Oh hey an area local to me is in the newww oh https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2021/jun/24/cut-down-fir-tree-becomes-sheffield-attraction-after-neighbour-dispute
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# ? Jun 24, 2021 14:06 |
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mrpwase posted:There is a term in Mandarin for "staying up far too late even though you need to get up early out of spite towards your work hours", I think it's revenge sleep or something. I can very much relate. I've been introduced to the concept of a "sleep bastard", one who not only enjoys very sound sleep but through snoring, thrashing etc actively steals the sleep of others I think I might be one
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# ? Jun 24, 2021 16:18 |
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i think the sleep vacuum is worse, who thrashes and snores yet seemingly always wants more sleep
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# ? Jun 24, 2021 16:32 |
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Being a sleep bastard is good, though these days I can only activate it by first being an alcohol bastard.
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# ? Jun 24, 2021 17:06 |
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I sleep
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# ? Jun 24, 2021 17:16 |
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Party Boat posted:I've been introduced to the concept of a "sleep bastard", one who not only enjoys very sound sleep but through snoring, thrashing etc actively steals the sleep of others I 100% am one.
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# ? Jun 24, 2021 19:29 |
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Party Boat posted:I've been introduced to the concept of a "sleep bastard", one who not only enjoys very sound sleep but through snoring, thrashing etc actively steals the sleep of others sounds like me also lol https://twitter.com/wank_666/status/1408104906511290369?s=20
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# ? Jun 24, 2021 19:50 |
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winston marshal
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# ? Jun 24, 2021 20:53 |
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I played banjo for a bit
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# ? Jun 24, 2021 21:29 |
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You double oval office.
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# ? Jun 24, 2021 21:31 |
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banjo oval office
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# ? Jun 24, 2021 21:53 |
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banjo oval office and Looke would make a great video game name,
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# ? Jun 24, 2021 22:00 |
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I played banjo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4xQwNJfjks
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# ? Jun 24, 2021 22:37 |
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if they play banjo in Smash bros they deserve the abuse tbf
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# ? Jun 24, 2021 23:06 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 22:19 |
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What's a good house warming gift? But they've been in the house like a year but covid.
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