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Original 2 and 3 2018 everything else I don't rank the RZ ones because they're utter gutter trash like everything else he's made that isn't Lords of Salem, would/will never rewatch so it's irrelevant, genuinely one of my least favorite directors in history See also my Alien rankings and modern Ridley Chris James 2 posted:Planet of the Vampires
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Jun 27, 2021 04:13
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STAC Goat posted:OG This is correct and I haven't even seen 5, 6, H20 or Resurrection.
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Jun 27, 2021 04:19
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I really liked H20 so I rank it higher than the abysmal sequels like 4 , 5, 6 . Its at least interesting and the ending is good.
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Jun 27, 2021 04:22
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to whoever itt recommended between two fires to me I just wanted to say thank you, this book is wicked amazing. Brutal as hell but incredibly well written, I'm really enjoying it
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Jun 27, 2021 04:28
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I will add I at least remember parts of H20 and Resurrection, even for as much hate or laughter as those parts get. The fourth one I only remember the ending, the fifth I don't remember at all
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Jun 27, 2021 04:33
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I hate Kevin Williamson so I'm jaded but a big part of my problem with H2O is I can't shake the idea that JLC is just playing a grown Sydney Prescott rather than Laurie Strode. The actual stuff with her and Michael was worth it (again, before '18 did that better) but the rest of film is just too much of a slog of that era of horror for me to enjoy. And while I know I'm not gonna convert anyone to the Thorn Trilogy I enjoy Loomis' ever degrading mental state, the adherence to Carpenter's style, and I'll always love Jamie and Danielle Harris. They're also just the movies i grew up watching every Halloween on AMC Fear Fests.
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Jun 27, 2021 04:40
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watched Lake Mungo tonight and that's a hell of a picture. was not expecting any of that going in blind. real good stuff.
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Jun 27, 2021 04:45
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Kvlt! posted:Literally couldnt agree more with this ranking tbh  Chris James 2 posted:I will add I at least remember parts of H20 and Resurrection, even for as much hate or laughter as those parts get. The fourth one I only remember the ending, the fifth I don't remember at all I think the most memorable part of 5 is the hayloft scene, in which it suddenly becomes a goofy comedy complete with sound effects, and there are puppies, for some reason? It also includes the wonderful Wendy Kaplan as Tina  
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Jun 27, 2021 04:48
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Kvlt! posted:to the Zombie re-education camps with ye! Ahem.
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Jun 27, 2021 04:52
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gey muckle mowser posted:watch them all, most aren’t that good but then you can participate in the thread’s bimonthly Halloween ranking derail Lol
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Jun 27, 2021 04:57
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Kvlt! posted:anyone who doesnt rank RZ's as the top two is a traitor to their god, their country, and humankind as a whole I think god sucks, America is not great right now and humans are kinda poo poo so
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Jun 27, 2021 05:17
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CelticPredator posted:god sucks, America has never been great and humans are really poo poo so
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Jun 27, 2021 07:00
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But at least beer is good.
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Jun 27, 2021 07:00
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There’s a new god in town and his name is psycho goreman
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Jun 27, 2021 07:07
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1 and Z1 on equal footing ‘18 2 Z2 H20 4/5/6 are interchangeable Resurrection 3
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Jun 27, 2021 13:32
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Hollismason posted:I really liked H20 so I rank it higher than the abysmal sequels like 4 , 5, 6 . Its at least interesting and the ending is good. Yeah definitely. I had a good theater experience when I saw H20 and that positively shades my opinions of it too.
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Jun 27, 2021 13:51
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Halloween ratings: 78 18 H20 4/5 (tied) Rez 3 6 Rob Zombie's greatest contribution to a John Carpenter remake is the song he did for Escape From LA. I shall not sully my list with his movies.
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Jun 27, 2021 13:53
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I think the Zombie Halloweens are just fine, I’m a radical centrist. I don’t super like how they work so hard to explain Michael’s motivations or how hulking he is but I do like the violence and the Malcolm McDowell.
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Jun 27, 2021 14:12
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STAC Goat posted:I'd consider swapping '18 and ZII (and I've only seen '18 once so it could drop) and 3, Zombie I, and II could all flip depending on my mood. Yea that's pretty much where I'm at with the Halloween series, aside from the OG Halloween being #1 a lot of the others could shift around depending on my mood. Sometimes I just want to watch Zombies Halloweens and none of the others are going to be a good substitute for that. Other times I want something as similar to the original as possible so I want Halloween II. And Halloween 3 is probably the most important to my October viewing each year because it's just so good at putting me in the Halloween mood. Even sometimes I'll watch Halloween 4 and think "hmmm this is actually better than I remember" and it seems like it should be ranked higher.
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Jun 27, 2021 14:54
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https://youtu.be/oefSFWjyoj0 The gas station scene in Halloween 4 is really good. Crappy mask though. PeterCat fucked around with this message at 15:02 on Jun 27, 2021 |
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Jun 27, 2021 14:56
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Halloween III is the best three. With apologies to Army of Darkness, Exorcist III, and Friday the 13th III.
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graventy posted:Halloween III is the best three. I still think Elm Street 3 takes this, but I respect your opinion 
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Jun 27, 2021 15:08
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Day of the Dead is probably in contention for best horror Part III.
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Jun 27, 2021 15:28
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I rewatched a lot of the Halloweens recently and my fave timeline is honestly 1,2 and H20. I loved ‘18 in the cinema, and its super-stylish and a lot of fun, but super-broken Laurie is kind of a bummer and its a bit narratively clunky getting everyone where they need to be. H20 is a little embarrassingly 90’s in places and the masks are whack, but the film is much more streamlined and I think it works better than ‘18 as a continuation of the first. H20 Michael feels like ‘78 Michael, whereas in ‘18 he’s got that Rob Zombie, Jason Voorhees brutality aspect to him. Like the Nightmares or the Fridays, whats fun about these movies is the fact that there is no one perfect film in each franchise.
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Jun 27, 2021 15:42
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ozebane posted:I rewatched a lot of the Halloweens recently and my fave timeline is honestly 1,2 and H20. I loved ‘18 in the cinema, and its super-stylish and a lot of fun, but super-broken Laurie is kind of a bummer and its a bit narratively clunky getting everyone where they need to be. I'd argue that part 1 and part 3 are perfect films.
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Jun 27, 2021 15:48
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3 From Hell > Halloween 3 Dream Warriors is best part 3 tho. Ty Dokken.
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Jun 27, 2021 15:51
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Lol no on 3 from hell being better than Halloween 3
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Jun 27, 2021 15:57
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Halloween 3 is a classic that’s finally getting the love it deserves. It’s the second best Halloween film next to Trick r Treat. 3rd best is Halloween at Aunt Ethels
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Jun 27, 2021 16:01
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I adore Halloween III but it's definitely not a perfect film.
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Jun 27, 2021 16:07
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Exorcist 3 Saw 3 Halloween 3 Day of the Dead Army of Darkness The Purge: Election Year Nightmare on Elm Street Dream Warriors wide gap Friday the 13th 3D wider gap Hostel Part 3 The Human Centipede 3
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Jun 27, 2021 16:18
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Hostel Part 3 is borderline unwatchable
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Jun 27, 2021 16:26
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Dream Warriors is definitely the best part 3 in that it's the best one of its series. Also H20 gets a huge horror fan bump for the scene with Vivian Legh and the iconic car and Hermann's score creeping in.
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Jun 27, 2021 16:30
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i dont even consider Hostel 3 part of the franchise its so bad Human Centipede 3 is equally bad. But after 2 that series really had nowhere left to go.
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Jun 27, 2021 16:30
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HALLOWEEN FILMS Halloween Halloween 2018 Rob Zombie's Halloween II Halloween II Halloween III: Season of the Witch Rob Zombie's Halloween Halloween: H2O Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Meyers Halloween Resurrection Halloween: The Curse of Michael Meyers Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Meyers Halloween: The Curse of Michael Meyers (Theatrical)
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Jun 27, 2021 16:41
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Halloween rankings RZII RZI 29 Needles Halloweentown Satan's Little Helper
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Shout-out to Halloween 6’s complete inscrutability. Michael’s evil because of a cult! No, wait they’re scientists? Pretending to be a cult? Something something cloning? That sure was a satisfying conclusion to the Michael Myers saga.
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Jun 27, 2021 16:45
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Halloween films Trick r treat Halloween 3 Halloween at aunt ethels Hocus pocus
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ozebane posted:Shout-out to Halloween 6’s complete inscrutability. Michael’s evil because of a cult! No, wait they’re scientists? Pretending to be a cult? Something something cloning? That sure was a satisfying conclusion to the Michael Myers saga. Yeah Resurrection was poo poo but it at least had the first cinematic instance of Michael speaking (oooooooohhh) and Busta Rhymes doing martial arts and then killing Michael by electrocuting his dick. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtHlJOnk-WA
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CelticPredator posted:Halloween films My wife and I went to a friends for a horror movie night on Halloween and I walked in to a bunch of posers debating between goosebumps and hocus pocus - and I will never recover from that. Side note: Has anyone seen iconic terrible bdsm horror movie blood gnome?
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