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Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

I can never fully get behind England in the kickball because I've had some horrible experiences with England fans, but fair play to the team this year. They're a really good squad and right now I hope they do bring it home.

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fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:

coming

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

it's homing cum

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:




Hope your ears have good pitch recognition.

See how his farts sound after that pegging

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.


I haven't seen a bumming like that outside of pornhub

A LOVELY LAD
Feb 8, 2006

Hey man, wanna hear a secret?



College Slice

Ratjaculation posted:


See how his farts sound after that pegging

Like a summers breeze

CancerCakes
Jan 10, 2006

A good foot, a good ball.

Gasmask
Apr 27, 2003

And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee
foot foot foot

footy footy football

Vitamins
May 1, 2012


its cumming

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Gasmask posted:

foot foot foot

footy footy football

ball ball ball wooo

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
i like that dragons' den on the tv there, the north east lady always says like AH'LL GET YA ON THAH TEEVEE SHOPPAN CHANNALS PET like that

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
there are drunk england fans outside well i never

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

INGERLUND

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Vitamins posted:

hello there is a car parked outside overnight does this seem suspicious im going to report it, you can never be too careful these days, god bless
HI, WHY IS THIS ON MY WALL? I DO NOT KNOW YOU. LOVE MARK

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
NORMAN

NORMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THERE'S A CAR OUTSIDE, NORMAN

I KNOW IT'S LEGAL TO PARK THERE NORMAN BUT IT LOOKS SECOND HAND, I WANT YOU TO RING THE POLICE, NORMAN, IT COULD BE TO DO WITH THAT IRISHMIN WHO CAME TO THE DOOR THAT TIME

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



WARNING HAIRBAND ON GROUND
There is a hairband on the ground outside my gate. I have a dog (Yorkie) so this could be a marker for dog thieves

It could have something to do with that red van that goes past every morning.

I have bagged the hairband for evidence and fingerprinting

Be warned!!!!!!!

Gasmask
Apr 27, 2003

And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee
why are you on next door enough to be able to parody it tho

Skarsnik
Oct 21, 2008

I...AM...RUUUDE!




It's pretty good for selling stuff , we've shifted loads of old furniture on it

Vitamins
May 1, 2012


Ratjaculation posted:

WARNING HAIRBAND ON GROUND
There is a hairband on the ground outside my gate. I have a dog (Yorkie) so this could be a marker for dog thieves

It could have something to do with that red van that goes past every morning.

I have bagged the hairband for evidence and fingerprinting

Be warned!!!!!!!

do you wamt to buy some oils or wax melts im doing a special

theyre really good my chiropractor recommended them to me and now im sharing with you!!!!

they cured my bad back and will stop you getting the coronavid (not like those vaccines!!!!!) and will even stop the aids not that anyone around here needs to be concerned with that except roy at number 72!!!!!

Vitamins
May 1, 2012


crispix posted:

IRISHMIN

:ohdear:

Mojo Jojo
Sep 21, 2005

I thought nextdoor was US only. I didn't know I was missing out on badly typed racism in my area!

Gasmask
Apr 27, 2003

And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee
I got a physical letter inviting me to join it back in ye olde lockdowne 2

Mega Comrade
Apr 22, 2004

Listen buddy, we all got problems!
I had a gander when I got the letter. Was just wall to wall local services spam.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Vitamins posted:

do you wamt to buy some oils or wax melts im doing a special

theyre really good my chiropractor recommended them to me and now im sharing with you!!!!

they cured my bad back and will stop you getting the coronavid (not like those vaccines!!!!!) and will even stop the aids not that anyone around here needs to be concerned with that except roy at number 72!!!!!

Mercury is in retrograde so gently caress this and gently caress you!!!!

mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few


There's someone who likes to go flying over my neighbourhood in a...microlight? Parasail? It's like one of those Florida swamp boats with the big propeller on the back, only it can fly. It makes a bit of noise but no more than car engines or the trains going by, but it gets people entirely bent out of shape on Nextdoor and I love it.

THAT AIRBORNE HOOLIGAN, HE'S PROBABLY DROPPING DOG POO AND SPYING THROUGH MY WINDOWS FROM THAT THING!!!

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




Not a huge surprise but garden birds freaking love mealworm. It's too bloody expensive to put out every day and I can't be arsed to try breeding them myself tho.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

snackworms are smaller and cheaper. don't get feastworms tho

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

snackworms are smaller and cheaper. don't get feastworms tho

RPG items are getting really weird.

Oscar Romeo Romeo
Apr 16, 2010

mrpwase posted:

There's someone who likes to go flying over my neighbourhood in a...microlight? Parasail? It's like one of those Florida swamp boats with the big propeller on the back, only it can fly. It makes a bit of noise but no more than car engines or the trains going by, but it gets people entirely bent out of shape on Nextdoor and I love it.

THAT AIRBORNE HOOLIGAN, HE'S PROBABLY DROPPING DOG POO AND SPYING THROUGH MY WINDOWS FROM THAT THING!!!

Paraglider. There's a paragliding group here and they often launch off the hill overlooking Eurotunnel.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

do they do dogshit bombing runs on incoming europeans

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Throw spears at them when they fly over your property

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I thought paragliding was unpowered. That sounds more like a variety of microlight to me.

Vitamins
May 1, 2012


paramotoring

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



anyone remember that micromachines city in a foldable van?

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

snackworms are smaller and cheaper. don't get feastworms tho

are those the ones with chocolate on the outside and in the centre

LizzieBorden
Dec 6, 2009

She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat

Made some sourdough. One has cheese in.

Dr. Cool Aids
Jul 6, 2009

Ratjaculation posted:

anyone remember that micromachines city in a foldable van?

hell yes I had it. SUPER VAN CITY

Mojo Jojo
Sep 21, 2005

Ratjaculation posted:

anyone remember that micromachines city in a foldable van?

Yep. I didn't have it but I did end up with the Manta Force spaceship full of tiny space ships and space cars and space people that I loving loved.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Sudden Javelin posted:

hell yes I had it. SUPER VAN CITY

That was it! Thanks!

I, too, never had it, but a friend did and it was wild! Google.images doesn't do it justice!

I remember my mum not getting me the Tracy Island toy from a charity shop as well. Think she hated me..

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Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



I did have loads of Crash Test Dummies stuff tho

Including this in VHS which I disintegrated by overwatching

https://youtu.be/KMKtzw4Wn18

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