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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Serious Hardware/Software Crap > YOSPOS > YOSPOS Tweets v1.5: (enlarging bottoms mostly)
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NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER



shit wizard dad

 https://twitter.com/yeetgarf/status/1409329371949772803?s=21

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Analytic Engine
May 18, 2009

not the analytical engine
https://twitter.com/duckofinsanity/status/1406654709495074823?s=21

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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
 https://twitter.com/fred_delicious/status/1408900039162925066?s=21

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big shtick energy
May 27, 2004

mediaphage posted:

lmao

that's especially accurate for stales. timbits are the worst loving doughnut holes i've ever had outside of a gas station, i don't know how they're popular

as I recall they were pretty good at pre-ruination tim's but I guess they don't freeze/re-heat as well as their other items

they were terrible when I had them a couple of years ago

* # ? Jun 29, 2021 05:46
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Truman Peyote
Oct 11, 2006



 timbits are popular because you can get more than a large meeting of people will eat for like 12 bucks. the coffee is popular because lots of small towns don't have any other coffee places, but I don't think they eat the timbuts

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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
 https://twitter.com/sivemorten/status/1409648031947902979?s=21

* # ? Jun 29, 2021 11:53
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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
 better without sound, much like any tim horton's opinions

* # ? Jun 29, 2021 11:54
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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
 https://twitter.com/darth_erogenous/status/1360402137046523913?s=21

* # ? Jun 29, 2021 11:57
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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
 https://twitter.com/the6p4c/status/1409710987708538883?s=21

* # ? Jun 29, 2021 14:59
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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


 https://twitter.com/MNateShyamalan/status/1409857730656022529

* # ? Jun 29, 2021 15:30
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Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/MNateShyamalan/status/1409857730656022529

gently caress lol

* # ? Jun 29, 2021 16:59
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Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001

Kenny Logins posted:

https://twitter.com/the6p4c/status/1409710987708538883?s=21
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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
 https://twitter.com/hiugregg/status/1409639457096040454?s=21

* # ? Jun 29, 2021 20:05
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Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePYYsAKiLjg

* # ? Jun 29, 2021 22:40
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in a well actually
Jan 26, 2011

dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

 https://twitter.com/hugleikur/status/1409906737382109190?s=21

* # ? Jun 30, 2021 02:29
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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
 https://twitter.com/poppy_haze/status/1376691035410153476?s=21

* # ? Jun 30, 2021 02:36
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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
 fuckin' hell
https://twitter.com/cryofauna/status/1376994806069665792?s=21

* # ? Jun 30, 2021 02:37
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Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




 same energy

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMdR9SqG6/

* # ? Jun 30, 2021 02:43
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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

same energy

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMdR9SqG6/
i remember this one from the tiktok thread but i'm very glad to see it again ngl

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flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

 Bhutanese passports got a bit strange recently eh

* # ? Jun 30, 2021 02:50
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Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

 https://twitter.com/bobhardt/status/1410055272308121603

* # ? Jun 30, 2021 03:28
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MrQueasy
Nov 15, 2005

Probiot-ICK
https://twitter.com/GalvinAlmanza/status/1409641054689652751

* # ? Jun 30, 2021 03:40
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MrQueasy
Nov 15, 2005

Probiot-ICK
https://twitter.com/BackBeastNotme/status/1410025223479468033

* # ? Jun 30, 2021 06:15
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Nevergirls
Jul 4, 2004

It's not right living this way, not letting others know what's true and what's false.
https://twitter.com/Scuttlepunk/status/1410070398746701824

* # ? Jun 30, 2021 06:55
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Sereri
Sep 30, 2008

awwwrigami

PCjr sidecar posted:

https://twitter.com/hugleikur/status/1409906737382109190?s=21
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu6SeA_08VY

* # ? Jun 30, 2021 09:45
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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
 https://twitter.com/rulesobeyer/status/1410321085955035140?s=21

* # ? Jun 30, 2021 21:02
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NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER



shit wizard dad

 December first after a month of edging

https://twitter.com/qikipedia/status/1410553518138683392?s=20

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/MNateShyamalan/status/1409857730656022529

what noob didn't throw in an L0 lamo

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


 https://twitter.com/________/status/631368470416879616

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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
nobody can do the PHILLY! like i do

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MrQueasy
Nov 15, 2005

Probiot-ICK
https://twitter.com/epicsmith_93/status/1411477142500692225

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Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




 why didn’t (rapper) drake eat more poo poo for skeeving on the girl from stranger things? she’s like 20 years younger than him

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Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

why didn’t (rapper) drake eat more poo poo for skeeving on the girl from stranger things? she’s like 20 years younger than him
This is a good question

* # ? Jul 4, 2021 04:21
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KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

why didn’t (rapper) drake eat more poo poo for skeeving on the girl from stranger things? she’s like 20 years younger than him

20 years younger isn't the important bit, she's way way way under 18. She's like 12 when they started talking I think.

Yea why doesn't he eat more poo poo for that lol

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Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




 he doesn’t seem like a cool guy if he engaged in that sort of behaviour

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ultravoices
May 10, 2004

You are about to embark on a great journey. Are you ready, my friend?

Sagebrush posted:

That species is properly called timbits.

it's dunkies. it means they are munchkins.

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jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

he doesn’t seem like a cool guy if he engaged in that sort of behaviour
other than the mbb thing there’s like 2 or 3 separate times where he’s known a girl since they were like 14 or 15 and then by some huge coincidence started dating them when they turned 18. dude is loving disgusting

e: these are all in the last several years, not like when he was 20 or something

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Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




 gross

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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
 https://twitter.com/kelgoretrout/status/1411247716584235008?s=21

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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
 https://twitter.com/ericcunningham/status/1411136868628922370?s=21

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