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I have an issue: I kind of need to pee. But I am comfy, and do not wish to get up. Is blockchain the solution?
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not the best solution. bitcoin is #2
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that is a poop joke
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Splicer posted:I have an issue: I kind of need to pee. But I am comfy, and do not wish to get up. Is blockchain the solution? boss: "jenkins i see you have been pissing more on company time"
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Midjack posted:this tweet is unavailable 
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Midjack posted:this tweet is unavailable well at least they thought better of it
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they were getting ratio’d hard, which is still good for Bitcoin, but not that good. it’s a shame too, I’d really like to see how blockchain fixes the grossly broken and insecure tcp/ip protocol that every #blockchain implementation rests entirely upon
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a lot of bitcoiners genuinely think that bitcoin is operating on a different system from everything else on the internet
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look, they just need to make a layer 3 implementation of blockchain, then run everything on that
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The real stupid assholes conference
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christ, those poor kids: At a summer camp, juice boxes and bitcoin miningquote:In a sign of the bubbling enthusiasm for digital currencies, the Crypto Kids Camp began Monday in a warehouse in a busy port district. Over five days, the camp combines activities that would be common at any summer camp with a crash course in how to think about, buy and even mine bitcoin and other cryptocurrencies. this just all seems to be a thing to garner press coverage for Najah Roberts business: https://cryptoblockchainplug.com/. edit: also it's nothing really but the crypto kids camp website says "© 2023 Crypto Kids Camp. All Rights Reserved." in the page footer lol https://www.cryptokidscamp.org/ edit2: this about page lmao https://cryptoblockchainplug.com/about-us/meet-najah/ Pile Of Garbage fucked around with this message at 09:04 on Jul 4, 2021 |
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The kids are all going to die Not because of a psycho killer but because it’s run by libertarians Also the psycho killer cuz ditto
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Don't minority kids have it hard enough already?
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EorayMel posted:Further, let's put it this way: Africa is like their house, and it is rich with twinkies and natural deposits of X-Boxes. What would you do if someone came into your house and stole your X-Boxes and twinkies? Or if, you know, there were certain people who had demonstrated a propensity to probably stealing your x-boxes and twinkies and were on your property, what is justifiable? if the end result is dead capitalists, heck sure I'm down unfortunately, ship owners are not usually on the ship, and I don't have anything against sailors trying to make ends meet
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"We are not blaming an intern" lmao, well you weren't before that sentence!
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Splicer posted:Krypto Kids Kamp uh oh, that's not good.
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Pile Of Garbage posted:edit2: this about page lmao https://cryptoblockchainplug.com/about-us/meet-najah/ quote:I am a Serial Entrepreneur, engineering and structuring select business ventures from beginning to success. I am a life changer and today making CRYPTstory.  also the part about losing 23 houses in the market crash
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quote:Crypto Blockchain Plug is the preeminent bitcoin location in the area that hosts, countless classes, talks, events, and a trading floor for Crypto Virgins and Experienced Cryptopians alike. In Crypto they say: “Bitcoin to the Moon” and we are here to help the community ZIP UP their space suits. i do not want my crypto virgin cherry popped 
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i like that the description of the crypto kids camp is just keyword jamming for some reasonquote:Crypto Kids Camp i can't decide whether i'm "security (cyber)" or "mining/machine learning"
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Does this krypto kid kamp™ also have a zipline?
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Mammas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Miners
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quote:May 2021, The Black Wall Street embarked on a monumental, 30-market financial literacy campaign and bus tour led by Najah Roberts and partner Hill Harper. The Black Wall Street Bus Tour is the first of its kind, focusing on Bitcoin education and adoption within Black and Brown Communities. The Black Wall Street DigitalWallet is deeply rooted in his commitment to addressing the digital divide and economically uplifting underserved communities by providing them with the tools and playbook to thrive – in the palms of their hands. finally, black people's answer to escaping poverty: The Black Wall Street DigitalWallet brought to you by The Black Wall Street Bus Tour
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Shame Boy posted:i like that the description of the crypto kids camp is just keyword jamming for some reason Ah yes, the many strong and well-known connections between bitcoin and AI, such as
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ultrafilter posted:Ah yes, the many strong and well-known connections between bitcoin and AI, such as such as "mining/machine learning", duh
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I hear they're learning about critical race condition theory in programming camp!
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gschmidl posted:I hear they're learning about critical race condition theory in programming camp! Problem A mass of fantastic races swirls in your head: desert pygmees playing with their own excrement, kojkos juggling potatoes, eczema ridden mauns grinning and dancing on wooden clogs. Everyone is there, the whole race gang, plus some that you may have come up with yourself: the thieving sub-kipts and the seolite cast of Fortunates hatching some kind of scheme. In the eye of this *race empyreon*, a vertigo reaching up to the heavens, you sense something... drawing nearer... nearer... Solution Everything is calm in the eye of the racestorm. Your mind is lucid and bright. The mindbending phylogenetics appear more distant and, to be fair, a little ridiculous. The great Race Mystery has cleared up. All that's left to do is to verbalize your thoughts - go and talk to Measurehead about your newly-found insights.
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ultrafilter posted:Mammas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Miners
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so after the laser eyes the skin goes green. i assume soon he will calcify and the bitcoins will burst out of his body? hyperbitcoinization is a fascinating process
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Boxturret posted:so after the laser eyes the skin goes green. i assume soon he will calcify and the bitcoins will burst out of his body? devout bitcoiners are a bit like overripe potatoes, and similarly poisonous
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