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I dreamt that I was watching a match between Fin Balor (although he was looking rough like he had too much meth) and some guy with a mohawk (E: Not Lance Archer). They wrestled out to the ramp and then Paige ran in from the crowd and knocked Mowhawk Man down. She then got down on the floor next to the ramp and licked the bottom of the Mohawk Guy's boot while Fin Balor celebrated and it grossed me out so I woke up.
Rick fucked around with this message at 00:43 on Jun 14, 2021 |
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i landed in tokyo and took the train to my hotel which was fine everything was in english so there were no issues at this point. when i get there the staff gives me my room number and this weird fork tool and no further instructions. but the room number was like 10 digits long so i had no idea how to read it. i was going up through all the floors (and the hotel got trashier the further up i went) and somehow i got to the ground floor again and asked the staff for help. they told me to go to triple h if i wanted help and sure enough there he was and he led me to the room and apparently the fork thing was a key that had to stay in the door for as long as i was staying there. then he held his hand out for a tip like rob schneider in home alone 2 but i didnt tip him and he left crying, then i woke up
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 05:46 |
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STONE COLD 64 posted:i landed in tokyo and took the train to my hotel which was fine everything was in english so there were no issues at this point. when i get there the staff gives me my room number and this weird fork tool and no further instructions. but the room number was like 10 digits long so i had no idea how to read it. i was going up through all the floors (and the hotel got trashier the further up i went) and somehow i got to the ground floor again and asked the staff for help. they told me to go to triple h if i wanted help and sure enough there he was and he led me to the room and apparently the fork thing was a key that had to stay in the door for as long as i was staying there. then he held his hand out for a tip like rob schneider in home alone 2 but i didnt tip him and he left crying, then i woke up I guess he didn't know he was in a non-tipping culture country.
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 06:59 |
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When I was still really young my parents watched WWF that one time, it was The New Generation era. It really made an impression on me so when I dreamed about it that one time. In my dream, I was this super big dude and none of the punches of my opponent did anything to me. I just stood there and took them. Then I decided to do my finisher. Which was a scoop slam only instead of letting go I held on for the pin. I know today that this move is pretty much just a powerslam. I won. It was the only move I did. It was the coolest poo poo. Anyway, that's how I invented the powerslam while I was asleep.
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 08:03 |
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i had a dream where i was watching a backyard show and the main event was dream oc wrestler indy darling johnny codeine whose workrate was 11/10 and his finishing move was 3 backflips from the roof of the house and then turning into a seagull
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 17:29 |
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Posted in an AEW thread from a few weeks ago:Nick Jr. Face posted:Had a dream last night that Bryan Danielson debuted on Dynamite under the name "Anvil" Alan Mabe. I have no idea how my brain came up with that.
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# ? Jun 15, 2021 23:31 |
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It's definitely a name in the WWE name generator that's going to pop out at some point.
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# ? Jun 15, 2021 23:57 |
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every time i get in a fight in my dreams i give someone an airplane spin
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# ? Jun 16, 2021 09:36 |
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I had a dream that Twitter was attacking Angelico for steroid usage.
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# ? Jun 26, 2021 21:21 |
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like a decade ago i had a dream that myself, cody rhodes, and zack ryder went on a road trip from my house to wrestlemania then when we got to wrestlemania cody pulled out a gun and shot ryder and then me and i woke up
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# ? Jun 28, 2021 02:00 |
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drat Cody why did you do Zack like that?
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# ? Jun 28, 2021 03:24 |
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I dreamed that I went to some indie show but then I was suddenly booked to be in a match against a guy who looked like Macho Man Randy Savage the match started and it was actually a tag match, and I was standing on the apron all excited to be in a wrestling match until I suddenly realized that I hadn't talked to any of these guys about what we were going to do in the ring, and I also realized that I have no loving idea how to do any wrestling moves or call anything on the fly in the ring, so I started to panic then I got hot tagged in and not knowing what else to do, I threw some terrible hokey punches but the Macho Man sold them like mad and the crowd went nuts I don't remember what happened after that, I think we got ice cream StarkRavingMad fucked around with this message at 03:46 on Jun 28, 2021 |
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Just woke up from a dream where Edge was extremely sad about Christian being considered better wrestler than he was. I comforted him saying he was still an incredible wrestler and that when I was 13, he was my favorite. He was pretty happy about that. However, if we were to open the Puzzle Pieces Chest… (I did not find out what would happen if we were to open the Puzzle Pieces Chest, but I think it might’ve contained the brutal real reason why Christian is the better wrestler of the two) The dream also involved smuggling and selling mysterious discs and counterfeit money to leather jacket-wearing twins, throwing cold water at a very young Randy Orton’s face and also a farmstead owned by Rhett and Link from Good Mythical Morning. I do not remember how any of these things were related. Good morning everyone
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# ? Jun 28, 2021 05:27 |
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I had a dumb dream a couple of weeks back where Ryusuke Taguchi appeared for no reason & he retired from wrestling Fortunately my dumb brain did not predict the future and The Coach is still hitting people with his rear end.
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# ? Jun 28, 2021 09:42 |
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i dreamed last night that dean malenko was my dad/math teacher and i had won two tickets to the hoobastank show. i was gonna bring my babe but dean wouldn't let me go unless i named all 1,004 of his holds. when i wrote down armbar for the second time he stopped me to beat my rear end
STING 64 fucked around with this message at 17:31 on Jun 28, 2021 |
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STONE COLD 64 posted:i dreamed last night that dean malenko was my dad/math teacher and i had won two tickets to the hoobastank show. i was gonna being my babe but dean wouldn't let me go unless i named all 1,004 of his holds. when i wrote down armbar for the second time he stopped me to beat my rear end That’s just good parenting
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# ? Jun 28, 2021 14:01 |
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I'm not sure if I was supposed to be a wrestler or a fan or what, but in my dream I was backstage at AEW. I was talking to Anna Jay, and I made a joke about how she was never in the dark order and it was all in Stu's mind, and she got really offended and upset with me, like yelling at me with tears in her eyes. I was trying to calm her down and explain it was a joke from BTE but she had no idea what I was talking about, and suddenly the rest of dark order was there and they were pissed off and asked what I did. She said "he told me I don't exist!" and they got really furious that she DOES exist and who do I think I am, and I was still trying to explain about BTE but John Silver kept yelling "WHAT THE gently caress IS BTE? MAYBE YOU DONT EXIST" also John Silver was taller in my dream. Anyway one of them said I was just jealous because they wouldn't let me join, and then I woke up very upset. I don't usually remember my dreams but maybe I'll try to do a dream journal or whatever because I bet a lot of them are wrestling related.
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# ? Jun 28, 2021 15:26 |
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I think I was like 6 or 7 when I had this dream: Ultimate Warrior was "hosting" Sesame Street for some reason, and one of the muppets (I don't think it was a real character on the show) was showing him how to build a birdhouse. Then a phone in the birdhouse started ringing, so Warrior excitedly climbed inside the birdhouse to answer it, yelling "IT'S FOR ME!" But then the phone kept ringing, so the muppet turned to the camera and said "I'll be right back, just going to go check on him" and went inside too. Then it was just a static shot of the birdhouse with the phone ringing for a really long time, and text on the screen said "THE END". But it didn't end, the scene just kept going, so I started calling for my mom to come in and help but she didn't answer me.
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# ? Jun 29, 2021 09:21 |
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dromal phrenia posted:I'm not sure if I was supposed to be a wrestler or a fan or what, but in my dream I was backstage at AEW. I was talking to Anna Jay, and I made a joke about how she was never in the dark order and it was all in Stu's mind, and she got really offended and upset with me, like yelling at me with tears in her eyes. I was trying to calm her down and explain it was a joke from BTE but she had no idea what I was talking about, and suddenly the rest of dark order was there and they were pissed off and asked what I did. She said "he told me I don't exist!" and they got really furious that she DOES exist and who do I think I am, and I was still trying to explain about BTE but John Silver kept yelling "WHAT THE gently caress IS BTE? MAYBE YOU DONT EXIST" also John Silver was taller in my dream. Dark Order existential dread in dream form.
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# ? Jun 29, 2021 09:49 |
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when i was very young and only watched wrestling from tapes i had a dream that the barbarian from wwf was coming to my house to kill me or something. but the experience was mostly not a dream. i remember waking up extremely panicked and scared about him coming to kill me, and i grabbed a broom to use as a weapon on the way to lock myself in the bathroom. i stayed in there for a long time, extremely scared and having a child's first panic attack. these days i look back fondly on that memory of pure terror because i only do that with stuff that really could possibly happen to me now
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dromal phrenia posted:Anyway one of them said I was just jealous because they wouldn't let me join, and then I woke up very upset. But you hosed up, don't tell someone they don't exist, op.
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# ? Jun 29, 2021 10:46 |
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i had a dream i was on an elevator with stone cold and this guy from highschool who became a pro bass fisherman. the elevator just kept going up and up and it was like it was broken. then we left the earth's atmosphere. aliens were trying to abduct us and they had us in their tractor beam! they began to take psychic control over brandon and stone cold, but i fought them with my mental powers. i kept mashing the down button and finally we broke free, but we were in free fall when we reentered the earth's atmosphere! we braced for impact but the elevator arrived safely in the lobby. stone cold and brandon then transformed into mutants from "this island earth!" i defeated them by jumping on their heads and bouncing up and down like super mario.
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# ? Jul 3, 2021 02:41 |
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Last night I had many upsetting dreams but the worst one was where I’d gotten insanely drunk at a Gatoh Move show and Lulu Pencil was super mad at me
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Last night I dreamed I was Bret Hart circa 1994 and was telling off some hotel manager that a bullied chubby kid was my friend.
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fell asleep in the bath and dreamt that jungle boy was wrestling kenny omega and kenny omega accidentally pulled down jungle boys trunks and instead of a dick he had a fujifilm x100v and JR said "now thats what I call a DSLR!" and the twitter outrage from him misclassifying the camera caused him to be fired
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MotU posted:fell asleep in the bath and dreamt that jungle boy was wrestling kenny omega and kenny omega accidentally pulled down jungle boys trunks and instead of a dick he had a fujifilm x100v and JR said "now thats what I call a DSLR!" and the twitter outrage from him misclassifying the camera caused him to be fired If only Excalibur was there to correct him, they could have laughed it off as a funny blunder. But alas.
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There was a bunch of other stuff going on in a dream I had the other night that I don't remember, but one part of it was that I was on a bus and looking at news headlines, and I read the headline "WWE Files for Trademark of the Name Meatbog". Everyone was trying to speculate over which unfortunate wrestler was going to be saddled with the terrible name Meatbog. I'm sad that I never found out.
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# ? Jul 18, 2021 01:46 |
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MotU posted:fell asleep in the bath and dreamt that jungle boy was wrestling kenny omega and kenny omega accidentally pulled down jungle boys trunks and instead of a dick he had a fujifilm x100v and JR said "now thats what I call a DSLR!" and the twitter outrage from him misclassifying the camera caused him to be fired Thought about this again today
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# ? Jul 18, 2021 02:36 |
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had a weird dream i was watching an aew show that was being narrated by henry rollins and the wrestlers kept coming to the ring in monster trucks
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# ? Jul 26, 2021 16:36 |
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STONE COLD 64 posted:had a weird dream i was watching an aew show that was being narrated by henry rollins and the wrestlers kept coming to the ring in monster trucks I’m pretty sure you were playing a video game on the Nintendo 64.
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# ? Jul 26, 2021 22:20 |
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STONE COLD 64 posted:had a weird dream i was watching an aew show that was being narrated by henry rollins and the wrestlers kept coming to the ring in monster trucks ngl I'd watch the poo poo out of that
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# ? Jul 26, 2021 23:40 |
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rare Magic card l00k posted:like a decade ago i had a dream that myself, cody rhodes, and zack ryder went on a road trip from my house to wrestlemania i can't believe this dreampost is one of the least violent things involving zack ryder of the last month
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# ? Jul 26, 2021 23:42 |
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had a dream i was on the jerichruise in the black sea and miro was fighting leyla hirsh for the tnt title. they did a false finish where it looked like leyla won but miros foot was on the rope. the crowd didnt notice because they were all firing AKs into the air, but the match was restarted and miro machka kicked her off the boat. the ref went to get a life preserver but his duty to his title came first and he had to count leyla before he could throw it. he got up to 8 and the crowd was now starting to get upset and throw cans and i woke up.
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# ? Sep 7, 2021 15:34 |
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STONE COLD 64 posted:had a dream i was on the jerichruise in the black sea and miro was fighting leyla hirsh for the tnt title. they did a false finish where it looked like leyla won but miros foot was on the rope. the crowd didnt notice because they were all firing AKs into the air, but the match was restarted and miro machka kicked her off the boat. the ref went to get a life preserver but his duty to his title came first and he had to count leyla before he could throw it. he got up to 8 and the crowd was now starting to get upset and throw cans and i woke up.
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STONE COLD 64 posted:had a dream i was on the jerichruise in the black sea and miro was fighting leyla hirsh for the tnt title. they did a false finish where it looked like leyla won but miros foot was on the rope. the crowd didnt notice because they were all firing AKs into the air, but the match was restarted and miro machka kicked her off the boat. the ref went to get a life preserver but his duty to his title came first and he had to count leyla before he could throw it. he got up to 8 and the crowd was now starting to get upset and throw cans and i woke up.
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# ? Sep 7, 2021 19:16 |
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Big Show bigged up (like Hulk Up) and not even a chair shot could stop him.
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# ? Sep 8, 2021 07:32 |
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Last night I only had pro wrestling-related dreams and remember none of them. drat
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# ? Sep 13, 2021 14:07 |
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just had a dream that i was advertised for a boxing match against miro and somehow sa found out about it and i kept trying to get out of the match but my cousin kept tlling me you already put too much into this you cant back out then i tried to bail but cops started chasing me and escorted me back to the arena. i was just panicking in the locker room then my boss came in to tell me miro was gonna fight someone else, at this point somehow i was by a computer and was trying to log onto sa to post about it but i kept having trouble reaching the keyboard then i woke up
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# ? Sep 13, 2021 20:43 |
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cant get this bulgarian outta my dreams
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Dreamt I was in a warehouse and one room was kitted out by the WWE to celebrate voting. Dean Ambrose was there and waited patiently as I tried to tell him a slogan, I failed because that part of my brain was still asleep. CM punk showed up to cult to personality, explaining that he wasn’t here to wrestle, he just like the attention. As I woke up, I thought of voting for zelina, with the slogan “Uniting The people you oughtta respect, Shane.”
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