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So far the Helmacrons really only did so well against the animorphs because they had the blue box to use as a shrink ray. Without it, how are they going to do anything but annoy Visser Three?
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 07:53 |
I genuinely don't remember, but im looking forward to it!
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# ? Jul 5, 2021 10:36 |
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Chapter 17quote:“We’re going to lead them to Visser Three?” Marco asked me in a voiceless whisper. I agree with Marco here. The Hemacrons do not seem to be all that stable or pleasant, and I worry about Cassie and Maro in their clutches.
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# ? Jul 6, 2021 04:53 |
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Okay, this is absolutely absurd, but now that I'm well over my teenage "I'm too cool to enjoy things" this is actually pretty great and incredible. this is a true and perfect farce and, to be honest? one of the worst situations they've ever been in. This is pretty tense
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# ? Jul 6, 2021 05:18 |
This is so loving good.
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# ? Jul 6, 2021 05:24 |
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FlocksOfMice posted:and, to be honest? one of the worst situations they've ever been in. This is pretty tense If they weren't already thoroughly grounded in the body horror of morphing, being shrunk would be sickeningly terrifying.
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# ? Jul 6, 2021 08:34 |
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the helmacrons are the best, I love this book
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# ? Jul 6, 2021 14:44 |
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quote:<Yes, a Helmacron female may not ascend to a position of importance in our society unless it is certain that she will not cause problems. She must be a symbol that all can admire.> there's something you don't feel the impact of when you're reading this at eight or nine.
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# ? Jul 6, 2021 15:08 |
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Chapter 19quote:O Great One, Most Bold of Leaders, we grovel before you, though we are light-years away. It is our sad duty to report that the treacherous jackanapes of the Galaxy Blaster have run away! They have seized two alien prisoners that were rightly ours and run away! Leaving us, your loyal warriors, to battle the large aliens as we search for the blue box of transforming energy. The Controller tried to shoot the little spaceship with a gun. I'll say that again. The Controller tried to shoot the little spaceship with a gun. I hope he has great aim. Chapter 20 quote:The Galaxy Blaster jerked with lightning speed. The biggest bullet in the universe blew past, leaving a brief tornado in its wake. I don''t even have the words, honestly.
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# ? Jul 7, 2021 04:26 |
I'm absolutely dying at "UNPROVOKED ATTACK!!!"
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# ? Jul 7, 2021 06:19 |
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Loving Cassie’s “sportsball” comment here. I know it’s pointless to try to apply logic to this book, but wouldn’t morphing something tiny while shrunk down cause some MAJOR Z-space problems? Wouldn’t their original mass already be in Z-space? At what point does the sheer tininess of this fly morph just “SHNK” them into the void? And again, I simply cannot emphasize enough how much I love this book.
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# ? Jul 7, 2021 16:38 |
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I think the best part is Visser 3's "wtf" reaction followed by "oh god, those jerks" when he recognizes the Helmamacrons? It's a level/type of off-balance that's incredible to see from him.
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# ? Jul 7, 2021 16:53 |
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Seems like there’s some history there… when do we get to the Helmachronicles?
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# ? Jul 7, 2021 20:39 |
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feetnotes posted:Seems like there’s some history there… when do we get to the Helmachronicles? Its a very short book.
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# ? Jul 7, 2021 21:08 |
NEEP NEEP NEEP NEEP NEEP NEEP
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# ? Jul 7, 2021 21:14 |
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quote:Minivans full of parents and kids kept pace with the long black car carrying the most dangerous creature on Earth. Epicurius posted:The Controller tried to shoot the little spaceship with a gun. I'll say that again. The Controller tried to shoot the little spaceship with a gun. I hope he has great aim. Living in this town must be loving nuts.
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# ? Jul 8, 2021 01:54 |
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Its always fun when a serious(ish) series with dangerous antagonists has an episode where the characters have to deal with just a bunch of complete loving idiots.
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# ? Jul 8, 2021 02:33 |
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Chapter 21quote:We shrank down toward the seemingly smooth deck. But just as the dirt had become rocks and boulders the first time we shrank, the smooth metal floor was now becoming a rugged plain of weird shapes, upjutting points, and cauliflower extrusions. I think it's very much like the Yeerks to take a deadly weapon that will vaporize its victims and say, "You know, this weapon just isn't unpleasant enough. quote:Tornado winds, so hot they singed our wings, caught us and threw us through the air. We slammed into each other and instinctively grabbed hold, fly feet clutching fly hairs. It's good to see Chapman again! Even if it's only his head and him being obsequious. Been a while. But also mites. Everybody has mites, of the genus Demodex, and they live around hair follicles. As much as the idea of them might be creepy, they're actually usually harmless, although in some people they can cause skin rashes. As for what they do all day, Discover Magazine described it thusly. quote:How do Demodex mites spend their time? They eat! Some say they eat sebum, but Nutting thought that such a diet wouldn’t be nutritious enough. Instead, he said that they feast on the cells that line the follicle, sucking out their innards with a retractable needle in the middle of a round mouth. On either side of the mouth, D. folliculorum has a seven-clawed organ (a “palpus”) for securing itself to what it’s eating. “All of the structures formed a sharp, offensive weapon,” writes Xu Jing, who first looked at them under an electron microscope. (D. brevis, with its five-clawed palpus, was branded as “less offensive”.)
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# ? Jul 8, 2021 04:06 |
Yeerks 1, Helmacrons 0.
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# ? Jul 8, 2021 04:38 |
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"Ax explained to us once that this was a unique Yeerk technology. The Andalite shredder whose technology the Yeerks used in developing the Dracon beam kills instantly, painlessly. The Dracon beam is specifically modified to destroy more slowly. The Yeerks want their enemies to feel the agony of cells exploding." True? Or Andalite propaganda? The Yeerks have cruel tendencies sometimes, but deliberately causing pain, to the point of making their weapons less effective, sounds a little extreme even for them.
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# ? Jul 8, 2021 07:32 |
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The Andalites also named their weapon the "shredder" so I don't know how much it painlessly kills/stuns things...
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# ? Jul 8, 2021 08:08 |
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quote:I was definitely dropping now. I could feel the direction of gravity. I knew up from down. I fell, but slowly. The air still buoyed me up, as well as the most wonderful thermal. Ugh, finally. It feels like forever since we heard about THERMALS
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# ? Jul 8, 2021 13:34 |
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Is it weird that I'm now thinking that the existence of the Helmacrons implies some really interesting things about how science and technology work in this setting? They've pulled off some amazing feats of technological miniaturization (no pun intended) to get a working starship that small.
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# ? Jul 8, 2021 14:46 |
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The Helmacrons are dumb as hell but hilarious and I love that Visser 3 recognized them. They're basically galactic cockroaches that scream about being CONQUERORS when you can solve them with a can of Raid.
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# ? Jul 8, 2021 16:28 |
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Chapter 23quote:“Tobias! What are you doing here?” I yelled in sheer joy at seeing him. I also yelled because although hawk hearing is better than human hearing, we were still very small. Of course he did. Of course they decided to shrink Visser Three. Chapter 24 quote:O Most Magnificent and Omnipotent One! We have taken the blue box of transforming power! Though the blessed and glorious This whole thing escalated very quickly.
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# ? Jul 9, 2021 03:52 |
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This is utterly absurd and amazing
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# ? Jul 9, 2021 04:00 |
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I can't believe so many people were hating on this book, this is incredible
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# ? Jul 9, 2021 07:26 |
Guilty. I remember it being awful, this is the best book of the series
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# ? Jul 9, 2021 08:14 |
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I'd honestly be okay if every now and again we get a book with random alien hijinks. Like, Visser 3, his minions and the animorphs get abducted by the aliens from Space Jam to compete in a high stakes basketball game.
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# ? Jul 9, 2021 08:29 |
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Yeah, like I remember bits and pieces of this book. Not this ridiculous climax, or whatever way it ultimately gets resolved. (Or that the Escafil cube was involved, for that matter.) But I didn't remember this book as being terrible. Some of the bits, like the microbiology and strange alien culture, were interesting.
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# ? Jul 9, 2021 09:15 |
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It's definitely not awful. It's weird tonally, especially coming where it did. I don't love it and it was one of the first I started skipping on rereads, just because the jokes aren't as funny the third or fourth time. But it's not nearly as bad as 32 or some of the ghostwritten crap.
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# ? Jul 9, 2021 13:00 |
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The Helmacrons are just so good. * Tiny people who hate anyone bigger than them * Absurdly violent but incapable of actually harming anyone normal sized * Complete idiots * Think they are actually extremely scary and powerful * Don't trust authority figures so they pre-emptively kill them * Number one enemy is other Helmacrons
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# ? Jul 9, 2021 16:01 |
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Comrade Blyatlov posted:Guilty. I remember it being awful, this is the best book of the series This 100%. It's such a perfect loving farce and I keep wondering how are they going to undo all of this!?
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# ? Jul 9, 2021 17:56 |
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Isn't there a second Helmacron book, that is a lot worse?
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# ? Jul 9, 2021 18:20 |
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e X posted:Isn't there a second Helmacron book, that is a lot worse? There is a second Helmacron book, yes.
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# ? Jul 9, 2021 21:19 |
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# ? Jul 9, 2021 21:21 |
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Chapter 25quote:We clung to Tobias’s legs, crawling up into his lower feathers so he’d have the use of his talons. And then we flew. Marco is right. This is the most bizarre adventure so far. I do like the fact that, even though their ship is immobilized and they're being held in the air by Tobias, the Helmacrons are still demanding their surrender. They've got moxie, if nothing else. Chapter 26 quote:WHAMMMMM! Cassie has A Plan. Which is good, because Ax just seems flustered, Rachel and Jake are fighting a mini-Visser, Tobias seems vaguely stoned and out of it, and Marco is freaked out.
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# ? Jul 10, 2021 05:21 |
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quote:“Okay, I admit it. I was wrong. We had not achieved Maximum Weirdness. Now we are at Maximum Weirdness.” This is correct for the time being, but I would argue only the fourth weirdest thing that ever happens to them. The third weirdest is the next time the Helmacrons show up, the second weirdest is when they go to Atlantis, and the weirdest involves, among other things, Tobias cutting Hitler's throat.
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# ? Jul 10, 2021 05:38 |
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Rosalie_A posted:there's something you don't feel the impact of when you're reading this at eight or nine. Thus to all leftists
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# ? Jul 10, 2021 06:11 |
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Terror Sweat posted:Thus to all leftists shut up shut UP I only like this series because I wasn't provided Zoobooks as a child and somehow became a gay ecology Marxist by other means IT'S NOT ABOUT MARCO AND AX'S RELATIONSHIP OR THE BODY CRITICAL PACIFIST THROUGHLINE OF THIS SERIES AT ALL shut UPPPP
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# ? Jul 10, 2021 08:55 |