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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
https://twitter.com/mrkocnnll/status/1410649296408567816?s=21

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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
https://twitter.com/frankcifaldi/status/1409965595089461252?s=21

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
https://twitter.com/jimothyburg1ary/status/1268452880182382599?s=21

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
https://twitter.com/pork_chop_hair/status/1158741334854795265?s=21

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
https://twitter.com/calibreobscura/status/1410507357570883589?s=21

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/girlziplocked/status/1411725035962875906

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
https://twitter.com/dril/status/213849618415484929?s=21

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/ctrlshifti/status/1411833576866291712

MrQueasy
Nov 15, 2005

Probiot-ICK
https://twitter.com/lukeisamazing/status/1411697005487923200

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
https://twitter.com/wapplehouse/status/1411039526106157061

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007




cursed as gently caress

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
wasps skeeve me out, what with the way their legs dangle when they fly and whatnot. i hate that picture.

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
loving hate wasps.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



President Beep posted:

loving hate wasps.

right there with ya, beep

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




that’s ok, they hate you too

Feisty-Cadaver
Jun 1, 2000
The worms crawl in,
The worms crawl out.

President Beep posted:

loving hate wasps.

horse flies can also gently caress off forever, got chased by those bitey bastards so often when I was a kid

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

lol

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


yosmas 2021 gonna be lit

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




chuck in a mattress and you’re set

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad


Its like 100000 wasps
when all you need is a ride

Its like meeting the man of your dreams
and then meeting his beautiful hive

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

that’s ok, they hate you too

good!

Feisty-Cadaver posted:

horse flies can also gently caress off forever, got chased by those bitey bastards so often when I was a kid

oh, yeah. i used to see them a lot when i was a kid too. there must’ve been a nearby spawning area that got drained or something though because eventually they just stopped coming around.

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
https://twitter.com/andrewwhiteau/status/1411894692522823682?s=21

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/avasdream_/status/1411689351696764928

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001





I’ve always suspected that was bs most of the time

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Only tangentially related (other than the bigger picture that on-line shopping is a grift) but I always like how when you're looking at flights or hotels on the World-Wide Web to compare prices, and then decide on the cheapest one and go back to that site, the price has mysteriously gone up.

Sereri
Sep 30, 2008

awwwrigami

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

I’ve always suspected that was bs most of the time

I've seen something similar at a client where they used a 3rd party service that counts the visitor over all sites they are embedded in and show that as "x are looking at this garbage right now". Like if you're on sportsgarbage.com and I'm on idiotsupplies.net and it's the same SKU or whatever it'll show these views accumulated.

Which is something, but not relevant. And it's still scummy because it tries to evoke a sense of urgency to get you to buy the garbage.

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




I feel like the only time it truly matters to a buyer is in the form of inventory, like when eBay or Amazon says “less than 10 left” or something. then it’s like, ok, maybe time to pull the trigger if you want it.

other people looking at it? who cares? if you have any kind of serious online presence, tons of people look at any given product at any time.

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through
related likely fake poo poo i hate:

“chris t. from alameda, ca just bought PRODUCT XYZ!” popping up in the corner constantly

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



mediaphage posted:

related likely fake poo poo i hate:

“chris t. from alameda, ca just bought PRODUCT XYZ!” popping up in the corner constantly

gently caress that guy, he's an rear end in a top hat and if he's buying something it has to suck. order cancelled.

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

wow b. dugnutt from new america city bought one and there are only 22 left

MrQueasy
Nov 15, 2005

Probiot-ICK
https://twitter.com/viss/status/1412086578562822146

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

wasps in the back seat? well at least we know it's not a squad car lol

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Jonny 290 posted:

wasps in the back seat? well at least we know it's not a squad car lol

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Jonny 290 posted:

wasps in the back seat? well at least we know it's not a squad car lol

:holymoley:

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Jonny 290 posted:

wasps in the back seat? well at least we know it's not a squad car lol

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Jonny 290 posted:

wasps in the back seat? well at least we know it's not a squad car lol
holy poo poo lmao

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Jonny 290 posted:

wasps in the back seat? well at least we know it's not a squad car lol

lmao

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PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Jonny 290 posted:

wasps in the back seat? well at least we know it's not a squad car lol

lmao :rackem:

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