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"call me cis male" was a good username a while back
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:"call me cis male" was a good username a while back This is amazing and I want an opportunity to steal it now.
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Jul 6, 2021 18:02
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i still think 'suck my woke dick' is the best username on here
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Jul 6, 2021 18:04
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Please do not change usernames as it really confuses me Bozza, Fluo and Downs Jacket Fetish. Lost to the sands of time. and weird sausage guy too mrpwase posted:Ratty this is another car part you'll want them to check out while you're there  Hopefully all sorted now, by mechanic lady it just did 100 miles on the motorways without spraying fuel over itself Now I'm staying in a motorway services motel for a 3am survey
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Jul 6, 2021 19:08
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Ratjaculation posted:Downs Jacket Fetish Don't you mean Penguingo? I'm glad your car is getting healthy. I hope the motel is also healthy.
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Jul 6, 2021 19:32
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downs jacket fetish is a very different fetish to a down jacket fetish
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Jul 6, 2021 19:33
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Got a Dartford crossing fine. Going to plead covid and England winning the euros should see all fines nullified anyway
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Jul 6, 2021 20:08
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before the foot was on I watched The Tomorrow War, it was starship troopers again for today's hip cool tiktok teens. I give it 6 kecskes out of 10
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Jul 6, 2021 23:02
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it was nothing like starship troopers? unless i dunno theres some... eurgh allegory or satire or some bollocks in there. the enemy was here all along! i fancy his wife. and daughter.
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Jul 6, 2021 23:07
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a bunch of randos get drafted to go shoot hordes of crawly spidery aliens and then they have to capture the
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Jul 6, 2021 23:34
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well that is missing some of the nuance... as zizek stated... [sp]like i dunno in this they get selected cos theyre old and already future dead unlike ST(movie people always refer to movies by the initials BTW) where theyre young idealistic idiots witht their whole lives in front of them.[/sp] i dont think ive ever done a spoiler tag before how exciting also no shower scene
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Jul 6, 2021 23:41
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Also no functioning spoiler tag, but we can't have everything. Is Seaside Loafer still about?
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Jul 6, 2021 23:46
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lol where does your gimmick go?
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Jul 7, 2021 00:39
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I saw a pret ad, and now I’ve heard Slade’s Merry Christmas Everybody for the first time this year. This means we’re now in the Christmas season.
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Jul 7, 2021 01:05
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fingers crossed covid can keep its poo poo together and this will be 3 xmases since i last saw my parents i'm exaggerating so like the none being one so this being three
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Jul 7, 2021 01:11
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Anyone else get anxious about a delivery (bed + mattress) that will probably have to block the street for a short while to the extent that you wake up multiple times through the night because you’re worrying about it so much
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Jul 7, 2021 07:24
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Gasmask posted:Anyone else get anxious about a delivery (bed + mattress) that will probably have to block the street for a short while to the extent that you wake up multiple times through the night because you’re worrying about it so much Yeah. I think the cure is to become a delivery driver and out of necessity stop minding briefly potentially inconveniencing people. So I've signed you up to Yodel. You have 800 packages and you earn 11p per successful delivery. There's a decent chance you'll hit minimum wage* if you believe in yourself. *Excluding petrol and tax
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Jul 7, 2021 07:43
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I'm sure the delivery driver will have a suitable sarcastic response for any complainers.
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Jul 7, 2021 08:07
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You can block the road for up to 20mins loading or unloading and there is sweet gently caress anyone can do to stop you.
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Jul 7, 2021 08:09
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Ratjaculation posted:Now I'm staying in a motorway services motel for a 3am survey Not sure how many people would appreciate answering their motel room door at 3am and finding ratty there I'd be delighted, obviously
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Jul 7, 2021 08:26
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They came and parked their lorry in a space I coned off and then I did all the work for them out of anxiety/obsequiousness. Job done. What were you were about.
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Jul 7, 2021 08:38
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if i were delivering that bed and mattress and came up again' some disgruntled motorist, i would just say to them "ere, you wanna try it out???"  "(i mean sex!!!)"
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Jul 7, 2021 08:54
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unless it was someone having a genuine emergency then i would just move the vehicle as quickly as safely possible
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Jul 7, 2021 08:55
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a sex emergency
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Jul 7, 2021 08:58
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My doctors have decided the solution to coronavirus is to keep you on hold till the earth is consumed by the loving sun.
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Jul 7, 2021 09:00
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join the crispix campaign to bring back greensleeves for all on hold music very soothing
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Jul 7, 2021 09:03
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i really resent having to listen to something like bieber or tay tay or a noise like BEEP-BEEP... BEEP-BEEP for part of my day
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Jul 7, 2021 09:03
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The_Doctor posted:I saw a pret ad, and now I’ve heard Slade’s Merry Christmas Everybody for the first time this year. This means we’re now in the Christmas season. are you hanging up your stocking on the wall?
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Jul 7, 2021 09:08
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They got some video game music mixed in with the opening for the streets of Philadelphia on a 20 sec loop. It’s jarring.
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Jul 7, 2021 09:09
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Just as long as I never have to hear Vivaldi again when phoning the DWP Hearing that music now immediately puts me in a foul mood
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Jul 7, 2021 09:15
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Party Boat posted:Not sure how many people would appreciate answering their motel room door at 3am and finding ratty there Sudden Javelin posted:a sex emergency e: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kY3QDN_nRg4
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Jul 7, 2021 09:16
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i'll bet there were subliminal messages behind it too like "i will take any job even if it makes me poorer", "my purpose is to further enrich my betters", "i am scum"
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Jul 7, 2021 09:17
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sex emergency?! for that, i rather think you ought to get on the telephone and ring for the sex bomb squad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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Jul 7, 2021 09:19
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just found out taff posted last july
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Jul 7, 2021 09:25
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learnincurve posted:My doctors have decided the solution to coronavirus is to keep you on hold till the earth is consumed by the loving sun. oh hell yeah, my lovely doctors out in the sticks is fukkin loving not having to do anything useful ever again. They were useless before so the community is managing. Silver linings. I think it's about time we all learn basic medical knowledge and possibly even basic surgery training on stuffed toys.
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Jul 7, 2021 09:38
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When you get through our receptionist is a very competent woman surrounded by workshy bastards. She managed to get mini registered as a young carer so she can get her jab at 17, which is a relief and utter insanity that it wasn’t automatic because she lives in the same household as a vulnerable person.
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Jul 7, 2021 09:55
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Eldest had an allergy appointment at the local hospital yesterday (turns out he's allergic to cashew nuts, of all things!). It was fortunate it happened when it did, as in a few weeks all the outpatient appointments will probably be cancelled again. 'Status code black' is when hospitals are at full capacity. Around here they're already at 'status code opal' which is one above black. This country is just nuts sometimes.
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Jul 7, 2021 10:07
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i contested my dartford crossing fine. they give you a day to pay. when you complain they give themselves 56 days to reply. i see
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Jul 7, 2021 11:01
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NotJustANumber99 posted:i contested my dartford crossing fine. they give you a day to pay. when you complain they give themselves 56 days to reply. i see This is something that absolutely needs fixing too - the amount that are "your fine is £40, it will be reduced to £20 if you pay within 5 days, or you can contest it (we will take 28 days to reply, so you'll absolutely miss the lower amount if we find against you". the clock should stop as soon as you appeal.
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I assumed that I had stopped the clock by contesting? I shall write to my MPs if it turns out not!
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