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Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



TotallyNotSatoshi posted:


Oh and hi guys. Maybe a new game this year. Maybe. Hopefully. Maybe.

ngl i reflexively twitched at the report button when i saw the name, regdate, and length of post because it was reminiscent of one of the well known serial reregs but that dispelled once i started reading. thank you so much for the bbb games and good grief rip off anything you want from here! :cheerdoge:

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Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar
buttcoin

TotallyNotSatoshi
Jul 8, 2021

Boxturret posted:

imagine the sort of wretched creature that would be mad that similar words to those that they wrote on a web forum appeared in a parody game
Yeah...but on the other hand if I was playing a game and it looked like someone had read a page of jokes on a web forum and just copied each and every one of them I'd think the game designer was a shithead. And I don't want to be a shithead. Well. Not that kind of shithead.

I got to the emptygox thing from the idea of having the game taking place in a town that's gradually going to poo poo due to bitcoin. I got the idea of "Decentralia mine fire" and that got me to Silent Hill and that became Empty Gox. This was like multiple major releases of blender and THREE.js ago, and back when I was first trying to implement this poo poo they didn't really play well together and I shelved everything because I had to wait through several releases until poo poo like skeletal animations were actually working. And I remember worrying at the time oh poo poo what if someone else gets the idea of implementing a bitcoin parody inside of a Silent Hill parody...and then thinking what the gently caress don't be stupid, who would think of that.

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar
miner ... something's going on with that miner..!

*bzzzrtttt spark bzzt fzzk, buttcoin miner begins smoking and catches fire*

TotallyNotSatoshi
Jul 8, 2021
The doge ending is canon.

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


TotallyNotSatoshi posted:

"Decentralia mine fire"


This is such a good deep cut reference to mix with bitcoin that my brain practically exploded when I read it.

TotallyNotSatoshi
Jul 8, 2021

Beelzebufo posted:

This is such a good deep cut reference to mix with bitcoin that my brain practically exploded when I read it.
And it seems so obvious in retrospect.

TotallyNotSatoshi
Jul 8, 2021
"Probably a doghouse, though I'm not sure since there's no dog around."

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad


Oh no, Soylent Hill

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK
will there be doxxing?

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar
[ image of chart showing number go down ]

there are disturbing scenes
and images in this game.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

TotallyNotSatoshi posted:

"Pyramidscheme”

You may use this as long as you pay me royalties in emucoin the crypto for emulators

Also keygen music

And you have to promise to have a meltdown when david Gerard does a novelization of it

TotallyNotSatoshi
Jul 8, 2021

Zamujasa posted:

[ image of chart showing number go down ]

there are disturbing scenes
and images in this game.

Bitcoin guy in the headlights of an out of control Ford Explorer.

Alan Smithee posted:

You may use this as long as you pay me royalties in emucoin the crypto for emulators
Your royalty payments can consist of a very generous percentage of the lack of profits.

Do not go into game design. Somewhere around a hundred thousand people have played the first two games (unique visitors, played for more than a couple minutes). Total revenues: negative whatever domain registration and hosting fees have cost in total.

The guy who drew Johnny Five Aces sold the drawing for like five grand in 2019, meaning that Zybourne Clock, a game famous for two things...being bad and not actually existing...made roughly five grand more than both bitcoin games combined.

Chalks
Sep 30, 2009

it wouldn't be very on brand if working on a bitcoin game was a sound financial decision

Chalks fucked around with this message at 09:41 on Jul 8, 2021

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
have you considered asking for bitcoin donations

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
I hold the copyright to the following words:
- Bluntcoin
- Beetcoin
- Botcoin
- Biltcloin
- Biitcoiin
- Bartcoin
- Tiboinc

You will have to pay 1 bitcoin to use any of them in your game.
No objections re other words.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
But also, seriously, good luck with the game. It looks even more ambitious than the clicker game that had a full-blown parody of Monkey Island in it.

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Wheany posted:

Leave that poo poo in. Yospos is a thousand monkeys touching computers, some of them are bound to make the same joke you have already made

confirmations on the jokechain

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Boxturret posted:

imagine the sort of wretched creature that would be mad that similar words to those that they wrote on a web forum appeared in a parody game

The relentless doxxing of xlol continues unabated.

Winged Orpheus
May 21, 2010

Domine, Dirige Nos
I hope a key item is hidden under a birdbath, and you'd never think to check there if it weren't for the dozen notes written by the coiner who hid it exclaiming what a genius they are for hiding it under the birdbath

Erwin
Feb 17, 2006

Beelzebufo posted:

This is such a good deep cut reference to mix with bitcoin that my brain practically exploded when I read it.

yeah that’s really good

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Beelzebufo posted:

This is such a good deep cut reference to mix with bitcoin that my brain practically exploded when I read it.

big same

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we have sealed ourselves away behind our money, growing inward, generating a seamless universe of self.

TotallyNotSatoshi posted:

Yeah...but on the other hand if I was playing a game and it looked like someone had read a page of jokes on a web forum and just copied each and every one of them I'd think the game designer was a shithead. And I don't want to be a shithead. Well. Not that kind of shithead.

I got to the emptygox thing from the idea of having the game taking place in a town that's gradually going to poo poo due to bitcoin. I got the idea of "Decentralia mine fire" and that got me to Silent Hill and that became Empty Gox. This was like multiple major releases of blender and THREE.js ago, and back when I was first trying to implement this poo poo they didn't really play well together and I shelved everything because I had to wait through several releases until poo poo like skeletal animations were actually working. And I remember worrying at the time oh poo poo what if someone else gets the idea of implementing a bitcoin parody inside of a Silent Hill parody...and then thinking what the gently caress don't be stupid, who would think of that.

"the simpsons did it"

these threads have been going for like twelve years, you cannot conceive of anything more outlandish than the things that have been witnessed here over the last decade, so don't worry about it and just make the game you want to make

KnifeWrench
May 25, 2007

Practical and safe.

Bleak Gremlin
honestly I mourn the jokes that were already scrapped for similar reasons. unchain your muse!

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

KnifeWrench posted:

blockchain your muse!

kw0134
Apr 19, 2003

I buy feet pics🍆

FAUXTON posted:

blockchain your muse!
what did your muse ever do to you to deserve such a horrendous fate

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

kw0134 posted:

what did your muse ever do to you to deserve such a horrendous fate

my posts

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

TotallyNotSatoshi posted:

And it seems so obvious in retrospect.

i think i registered that joke on the postchain like 5 years ago but nobody confirmed it so you're free to double-spend

though I don't think my version had the pun in it so yours is better anyway

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

also i think your previous games were cool and fun and have been wanting the third one for a while :shobon:

don't worry if you run into the same jokes we've been parroting forever, that just means you have hacker forum street cred. it's worthless, but whatever

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

also also please add an evil wikipedia dracula named Gavid Derard to the game at some point

e: or maybe Divad Drareg, that's a p dracula name too

Grace Baiting
Jul 20, 2012

Audi famam illius;
Cucurrit quaeque
Tetigit destruens.



𝖰𝖴𝖨𝖲𝖣𝖮𝖷𝖷𝖨𝖤𝖳𝖨𝖯𝖲𝖮𝖲𝖣𝖮𝖷𝖷𝖤𝖲

killhamster
Apr 15, 2004

SCAMMER
Hero Member
steal all the jokes, it's what i do for buttcoin's twitter

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Grace Baiting posted:

𝖰𝖴𝖨𝖲𝖣𝖮𝖷𝖷𝖨𝖤𝖳𝖨𝖯𝖲𝖮𝖲𝖣𝖮𝖷𝖷𝖤𝖲

I remember using this code in doom

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
log chart lady is gold*. put it all in.





*intrinsic value!

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

logsharts

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Also TotallyNotSatoshi it's okay that you capitalized on reading these threads you don't ever credit. Anyone could have written a game in the past ten years of SA cryptocurrency threads by ripping every main thought or theme that has developed here and claiming it as their own. Nobody else thought to and you did. That's fine, congratulations, you are getting paid.

don't also come here to shill your game almost every time you post. You are not the author of most of your work so at least have some loving class and quit selling it where you stole it.

Juul-Whip
Mar 10, 2008

Splicer posted:

don't also come here to shill your game almost every time you post. You are not the author of most of your work so at least have some loving class and quit selling it where you stole it.

not this poo poo again

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
TotallyNotSatoshi/beepBoopBitcoin is a fraud that needs to stop shilling jokes he largely stole from the decade long conversation other people have been having in these threads

not that complicated

nobody is begrudging the impulse to capitalize on something like that, just stop shilling so much

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


sir this is an arby's

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Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
I'm not saying he ripped things word for word. I never bothered word searching posts in his games but anyone who has read these threads since 2011 or so has seen the internal narrative develop. Hundreds of people have crowdsourced some really good jokes and riffs on bitcoin.

This guy wants to be the salesman of that information and claim the lols as his own that's fine, just don't be desperate enough to bring it back here for a few extra clicks.

The equivalent would be someone from the Starcitizen thread selling a game filled with japes and bon mots the people there developed through tens of thousands of posts. I'm sure the time they paid $20,000 for a functional space door in their office and lied about it would be an interesting tidbit for a game. There were still like 50 people involved in discovering and figuring this poo poo out. If the end result of that is five years later one singular rear end in a top hat wants to claim he alone is responsible for knowing all of these weird and unique interesting things while also doing this bit where he got it? nah.

Splicer fucked around with this message at 18:35 on Jul 8, 2021

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