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Alan Smithee posted:cool we can have a thread for Zack's bad star wars movie and everyone can defend it by screaming "cInEmA SiNs" at every critique And everyone can criticize it by saying it's "grandiose" and "up its own rear end" and then just splurt and flop about when asked what those things mean.
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JonathonSpectre posted:And everyone can criticize it by saying it's "grandiose" and "up its own rear end" and then just splurt and flop about when asked what those things mean. Wait do you seriously not know what those terms mean or are you pretending to try and own someone Because they are both pretty simple
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Robert Davi doesn't say no to anything, especially if someone tells him he really does sound like Frank. Robert Davi looking like he's in a biopic about Steven Seagal
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The Fat & The Furious. Followed by 2 Fat 2 Furious (Leg on Stick High Kick) Lovely Joe Stalin fucked around with this message at 13:33 on Jul 8, 2021 |
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Alan Smithee posted:https://twitter.com/markhumphries/status/1412924983978860544 Maybe its just the angle and the blurriness loving with the perspective but that one girl in the background looks like she has an absolutely massive forehead.
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JonathonSpectre posted:And everyone can criticize it by saying it's "grandiose" and "up its own rear end" and then just splurt and flop about when asked what those things mean. but all of his movies are grandiose and up their own asses. he also probably can't get it up without reading the fountainhead beforehand and calls his wife "ayn" in bed
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Robert Davi doesn't say no to anything, especially if someone tells him he really does sound like Frank. 5cream was already copyrighted by a porno
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Macdeo Lurjtux posted:5cream was already copyrighted by a porno Couldn't they just call this one "This Ain't 5cream"?
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The Klowner posted:but all of his movies are grandiose and up their own asses. he also probably can't get it up without reading the fountainhead beforehand and calls his wife "ayn" in bed Wouldn't say that about his Dawn of the Dead.
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Apparently someone greenlighted this https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1413198275650494466
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I wish Pratt would retire to spend more time with his cult.
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Yeah Pratt may be the most boring action hero out there. Do literally anything else please
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The streaming thread in this forum talked about that dumb movie for like 6 pages, I don't think Pratt is going anywhere for a long time.
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Chris Pratt's daughter: "We tried to stop them, but we only delayed the apocalypse. The space jockeys kept coming. And they keep flying drunk" *Terminator 2 theme plays*
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The Day After The Tomorrow War. The Edge Of Tomorrow War.
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Sorry, this has only Dwayne Johnson it it. It says right there on the poster.
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MrBling posted:Apparently someone greenlighted this This seems dumb because there's nothing else to do with the story or characters. Not like that's ever stopped Hollywood before but this definitely seems like a poor start of a franchise.
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muscles like this! posted:This seems dumb because there's nothing else to do with the story or characters. Not like that's ever stopped Hollywood before but this definitely seems like a poor start of a franchise. I haven't seen it, but based on the plot stuff I've read, there could be a good jumping off point if Chris Pratt creates a branched timeline when the aliens are eliminated in the present, which the war-torn future humans try to jump over to. Could either play them as invaders trying to take over the peaceful timeline, or as refugees that the present hates for drafting people into a war that will never happen.
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Robot Style posted:I haven't seen it, but based on the plot stuff I've read, there could be a good jumping off point if Chris Pratt creates a branched timeline when the aliens are eliminated in the present, which the war-torn future humans try to jump over to. Could either play them as invaders trying to take over the peaceful timeline, or as refugees that the present hates for drafting people into a war that will never happen. that would be too interesting which is why they are not going to explore that probably gonna be the space jockeys coming to collect on the cost of the cargo because alien insurance didn't pay out
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Alan Smithee posted:probably gonna be the space jockeys coming to collect on the cost of the cargo because alien insurance didn't pay out The space jockeys forgot where they parked it. But when the guys blew it up, it pinged their antitheft GPS. "gently caress. That's where it was. Goddammit, let's go..." Robot Style posted:I haven't seen it, but based on the plot stuff I've read, there could be a good jumping off point if Chris Pratt creates a branched timeline when the aliens are eliminated in the present, which the war-torn future humans try to jump over to. Could either play them as invaders trying to take over the peaceful timeline, or as refugees that the present hates for drafting people into a war that will never happen. But yeah, this sounds awesome, so it surely will not happen.
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Robot Style posted:I haven't seen it, but based on the plot stuff I've read, there could be a good jumping off point if Chris Pratt creates a branched timeline when the aliens are eliminated in the present, which the war-torn future humans try to jump over to. Could either play them as invaders trying to take over the peaceful timeline, or as refugees that the present hates for drafting people into a war that will never happen. By the end of the movie everyone from the future timeline is dead. Edit: Except for future people who went to the past to set up the stuff to send people to the future.
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muscles like this! posted:By the end of the movie everyone from the future timeline is dead. naw them too no loose ends remember?
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CharlestheHammer posted:Yeah Pratt may be the most boring action hero out there. Opposite. Keep him contained to his boring franchise I can ignore.
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muscles like this! posted:This seems dumb because there's nothing else to do with the story or characters. Not like that's ever stopped Hollywood before but this definitely seems like a poor start of a franchise. A prequel called The Yesterday War and a sequel called The No When I Said Next Tuesday I Meant The One One Week From Now Not the One Tomorrow War.
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Neo Rasa posted:A prequel called The Yesterday War Not gonna lie, recruiting the greatest armies in history to fight a future war against aliens could lead to some pretty cool set pieces.
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Robot Style posted:Not gonna lie, recruiting the greatest armies in history to fight a future war against aliens could lead to some pretty cool set pieces. which is why that's not going to happen
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Neo Rasa posted:A prequel called The Yesterday War and a sequel called The No When I Said Next Tuesday I Meant The One One Week From Now Not the One Tomorrow War. The Fortnight War stuck in preproduction hell pending a lawsuit with Epic.
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Honestly the main thing that frustrates me about The Tomorrow War is it makes an adaptation of The Forever War less likely or else it'll have to change its name. (Though apparently Ridley Scott's had one in development hell for a while.)
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The tomorrow war didn't even feel like a "war", it was a bunch of mobile game hoard mode skirmishes against a bunch of monsters. Reminded me of the Matt Damon flick the great wall, which is even dumber than this movie I was more impressed by jk Simmons 's guns Jesus christ jjj is jacked
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Maxwell Lord posted:Honestly the main thing that frustrates me about The Tomorrow War is it makes an adaptation of The Forever War less likely or else it'll have to change its name. for like 20 years now yeah that's on him
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Tomorrow War felt like it was, at some point, an interesting script that got absolutely butchered to fit Pratt's weirdo rightwing views. It also managed the most impressive backdown I can remember when it came to setting up and then refusing to go with his actions causing a closed loop that starts the war. It reminds me of Bright in regards to the potential of the premise and the degree to which if fails. It is dumber and just plain worse than Bright though.
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There's a big focus in the movie on the "anti war protests" that I think are only shown on TV screens and not depicted, and at one point the gov officials actually said the us is spending all their military reserves on dealing with protestors rather than doing pre emotive strikes against iced up aliens. There's a huge libertarian streak to that final act where a rag tag of idiots led by an anti gov madman and his "but my glorious purpose!" estranged son, including a lab dude for comedic effect, go poison some aliens to death, fail, blow poo poo up and then have some nice hand to hand combat in the snow.
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Robot Style posted:Not gonna lie, recruiting the greatest armies in history to fight a future war against aliens could lead to some pretty cool set pieces. I'm pretty sure there's a bunch of anime series about History's Greatest Warriors being yanked out of their own timelines and thrown together
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:I'm pretty sure there's a bunch of anime series about History's Greatest Warriors being yanked out of their own timelines and thrown together Also a couple of fighting games.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:I'm pretty sure there's a bunch of anime series about History's Greatest Warriors being yanked out of their own timelines and thrown together This is also the plot of the Ayreon album, Into The Electric Castle.
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