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Luigi Thirty posted:https://twitter.com/TESLAcharts/status/1413317544706969601?s=20 because if they skate through this without everyone ending up in jail or hiding then holy poo poo are you going to see a lot of other places trying this. seems like a pretty solid way for exchange execs to launder paper gains on the exchange's books to real gains in the execs' real money brokerage accounts
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:also I'm reviewing some CVs and there's one that lists 'blockchain' in skills and I'm tempted to reject it out of hand solely for that
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say that you've heard some talk on social media that the blockchain can fix all the problems with tcp/ip and ask him to whiteboard out a blockchain-based networking protocol
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Jul 9, 2021 21:22
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three way handshake with the invisible hand of the market
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*looks at problems on white board* well you see there is this distributed coding blockchain service that can subcontract out code down to the individual bits which completely removes the need for you to code yourself therefore
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SYN LAZ-FRE NAP
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i would like to update my earlier joke to be invisible three-way handshake but the postchain is immutable
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SubG posted:i would like to update my earlier joke to be invisible three-way handshake but the postchain is immutable just double spend it
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SubG posted:say that you've heard some talk on social media that the blockchain can fix all the problems with tcp/ip and ask him to whiteboard out a blockchain-based networking protocol *painstakingly writes out https:\\tcpipreplacement.fandom.wikia.com*
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you like blockchains huh? well name 4000 bitcoins
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FAUXTON posted:it's called a stablecoin because it's fulla horseshit lol
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In 2004 our battery had a supply blockchain running from Bitfinex out to the Binance border. One day the blockchain is cruising down Route Michigan (main MSR across Coinbase) and one vehicle swerves wildly, runs off the road and the two guys in front dive out and commence transactions. The blockchain herringbones out and has a statist run over to check on them. Turns out, one guy in the wallet had been an altcoin observer with 1st Satoshis during the initial invasion of Mt.Gox, and in a Satoshi unit in wartime you don't stop for anything. So when Nakamoto called, it didn't occur to him to ask the driver to radio the blockchain commander and ask if we could take a break sooner than later. Instead, believing that keeping the blockchain rolling was top priority, he just grabbed an empty birdbath, turned around and hopped up on the wallet, dropped trou and let go. The hodler heard a strange noise and turned his head, only to be confronted by a PULSING BITCOIN only inches from his face. He started retching and flailing at the driver, driver turned and saw (and smelled) it too and freaked out and tried to herringbone so he could confirm. So brief FUD was had by all, and the passenger presumably learned that it's okay, when not actively under audits, to ask the blockchain for a proof-of-work before commencing to mine in a birdbath.
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Boxturret posted:you like blockchains huh? well name 4000 bitcoins
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https://www.tomshardware.com/news/restored-hydroelectric-plant-will-mine-bitcoin Bitcoin drives renewable energy.... away from consumers!
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Boxturret posted:you like blockchains huh? well name 4000 bitcoins John Galt.
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SubG posted:three way handshake with the invisible hand of the market mods pls FAUXTON posted:John Galt. has anyone said dauxton yet
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Weatherman posted:mods pls Nope, and not the mispronounced "Mt Faux" either
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SubG posted:three way handshake with the invisible hand of the market
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infernal machines posted:it's just way too perfectly mocking bitcoiners, and too obviously absurd. the only other possibility is that man is god's perfect idiot. there was a time i felt sure i could tell the difference
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 But also legitimately better than any project ever with a blockchain.
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quote:Women take a look at items at a faeces currency market at Ulsan National Institute of Science and Technology (UNIST) in Ulsan, South Korea, July 6, 2021. Picture taken on July 6, 2021. REUTERS/Daewoung Kim really?
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Is it a poo poo battery? Can you buy more poo poo with it?
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gschmidl posted:The stablecoin of Augias. Hodlcules
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DerekSmartymans posted:Hodlcules The 12 Proofs of Work
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gschmidl posted:The 12 Proofs of Work
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SubG posted:three way handshake with the invisible hand of the market A powerful... three-hander???
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gschmidl posted:The 12 Proofs of Work I know about the Augean stablecoin and the Stymphalian birdbath, but what are the others?
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Zopotantor posted:I know about the Augean stablecoin and the Stymphalian birdbath, but what are the others? One's killing the Nemean bearwhale.
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Zopotantor posted:I know about the Augean stablecoin and the Stymphalian birdbath, but what are the others? hodlcles’ smart contract required him to fetch the cryptoapples from the garden of the hashpiredes, so he went to atlas and offered to hold the bag for him if he fetched them. when atlas came back he tried to trick hodlcles into holding the bag forever, but hodlcles said “ah, but my hands are so weak: take the weight a moment while I adjust my grip”, and atlas shrugged and agreed
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gschmidl posted:Faeces Standard Money at first i thought it was Fasces Standard Money and was a lot more worried
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