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of course it doesn’t. he’s immune from prosecution, at least until the feds think of trying him in an admiralty court
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https://twitter.com/ActuallyNPH/status/1413595186287026178
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# ? Jul 11, 2021 02:53 |
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humm what a shame
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# ? Jul 11, 2021 03:56 |
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Please be hacked, please be hacked...
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# ? Jul 11, 2021 04:22 |
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Shame Boy posted:at first i thought it was Fasces Standard Money and was a lot more worried Fasces but it’s a hammer and you lick it
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# ? Jul 11, 2021 04:24 |
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Hammer and lickle.
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# ? Jul 11, 2021 04:28 |
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Lol ew.
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# ? Jul 11, 2021 04:32 |
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special coupon for 20% off fees
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# ? Jul 11, 2021 04:39 |
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Paladinus posted:Hammer and lickle.
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# ? Jul 11, 2021 04:55 |
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has he done anything relevant since how i met your mother ended?
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# ? Jul 11, 2021 07:50 |
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njsykora posted:has he done anything relevant since how i met your mother ended? there's a boxturret joke in there somewhere
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# ? Jul 11, 2021 08:18 |
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doogie browser exploit
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# ? Jul 11, 2021 08:47 |
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# ? Jul 11, 2021 11:19 |
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Lmao.
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# ? Jul 11, 2021 12:05 |
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If images could be thread titles. bitcoin: Nice, Doogie, I'm also stupid.
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# ? Jul 11, 2021 12:24 |
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More like Dr Terrible
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# ? Jul 11, 2021 12:32 |
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https://twitter.com/mfortki/status/1413470052301553666
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# ? Jul 11, 2021 13:57 |
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Goxed again.
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# ? Jul 11, 2021 14:06 |
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i can't believe the regulator can't do anything about the unregulated market scam
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# ? Jul 11, 2021 14:09 |
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me putting money into binance: hahaha yes! Hahaha! me trying to get money out of binance: well this loving sucks what the gently caress
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# ? Jul 11, 2021 14:12 |
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Sup cum friends https://protos.com/unvaccinated-sperm-the-next-bitcoin-crypto-antivax-covid-vaccine/
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# ? Jul 11, 2021 14:28 |
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njsykora posted:i can't believe the regulator can't do anything about the unregulated market scam source you are tesla thread quotes
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# ? Jul 11, 2021 14:48 |
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:me trying to get money out of binance: well this loving sucks what the gently caress you're just not asking the right way https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZzAS53gcDg
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# ? Jul 11, 2021 15:31 |
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gschmidl posted:Sup cum friends Nofap is the new Nocoiner.
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# ? Jul 11, 2021 17:44 |
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if you get the vaccine you get filled with computer chips that infect your sperm so if you get a woman pregnant she'll give birth to a cyborg
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# ? Jul 11, 2021 18:46 |
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Boxturret posted:if you get the vaccine you get filled with computer chips that infect your sperm so if you get a woman pregnant she'll give birth to a cyborg sounds good where do I sign up
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# ? Jul 11, 2021 18:48 |
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njsykora posted:i can't believe the regulator can't do anything about the unregulated market scam kw0134 posted:"blockchain will enable us to be free of government shackles!"
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# ? Jul 11, 2021 18:54 |
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Boxturret posted:if you get the vaccine you get filled with computer chips that infect your sperm so if you get a woman pregnant she'll give birth to a cyborg this movie came out in 1977
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# ? Jul 11, 2021 19:00 |
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So after Mt. Gox, our exchange has a real mess of records, trying to reconcile the different accounts and figure out our hack losses, regular losses, extra poo poo we somehow acquired, etc. My recollection is that part of the complication was guys getting audited with all their gear and the SEC confiscating their funds and us trying to eventually get them back. Midway through this reconciling process, L Battery's statists realize they have two bitcoins in their cage that aren't on their books. So of course the immediate reaction is "hey, free bitcoins!" One guy took one home to keep at his on-site housing as a souvenir, the other gave one to his dad as a gift. A couple weeks go by and more records get cross-checked, and the statists are given an updated sheet which now has them two bitcoins short. Now at this point, there are a couple smart ways to go. The absolute best would be to immediately gather the bitcoins together, smuggle them back in, and come out saying "oh hey we looked under a pile of birdbaths and found them or they fell behind a shelf or something" and the issue would be resolved with at the most an rear end-chewing for not looking hard enough. The next-smartest would be to fully launder the bitcoins, take a tumbler and cut the transaction number area off the wallet and throw the wallet all duct-taped up in hard drives and chuck it in a dumpster far from home, and then take the unserialized satoshis and sell them on bitcointalk.com. Nope. At this point "tripling" or even "quintupling" seems too light of a word. They decided to X-down to the whatevereth power. So one guy calls this girl he knows who allegedly has some underworld connections, and she agrees she can make the bitcoins disappear forever and cut them in on the profits. So they drive the bitcoins to her apartment IN TIJUANA. Yup, hid them in their car and smuggled stolen bitcoins into Brazil. After a few days of missing bitcoins, eventually FBI gets involved. They apply Occam's Razor and figure that crypto theft is the single simplest solution, so they separate the two guys and interrogate them and both immediately narc each other out. They provide FBI the girl's phone number, and they call her and say "Listen carefully, you have one hour to wrap the bitcoins up in a blanket and take them to the front office at the San Diego border crossing, ask for Inspector Satoshi, hand him the bundle and just walk away. If you don't meet him within one hour, we're giving all your information to the Federales and telling them you're smuggling stolen bitcoins for the narcos." Girl ain't dumb, so thirty minutes later she's handing over both bitcoins to a FBI agent and the issue is resolved. Each guy got nailed with I think three years of hard time, and both were married and I can guess that a first-termer marriage isn't going to fare well with three years of separation. So yeah, a truly impressive display of taking a handful of poo poo and turning it into a world of poo poo.
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# ? Jul 11, 2021 21:04 |
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guns?
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# ? Jul 11, 2021 21:18 |
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yeah, the original is about a pair of dipshits in the army who miscounted the squad's M16s and thought "free rifles" as opposed to "oops we need to count again"
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# ? Jul 11, 2021 21:47 |
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kw0134 posted:yeah, the original is about a pair of dipshits in the army who miscounted the squad's M16s and thought "free rifles" as opposed to "oops we need to count again" Spoilsport
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# ? Jul 11, 2021 22:04 |
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sorry, thought boxturret's doxxing was close enough to make the reveal
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# ? Jul 11, 2021 22:08 |
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EorayMel posted:Spoilsport
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# ? Jul 11, 2021 23:06 |
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the sound of number going down (10:00) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qn7Gqv9vIgQ&t=600s
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# ? Jul 12, 2021 12:10 |
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they call it thorchain because you’ll be thor when disney sends the cease and desist letter
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# ? Jul 12, 2021 12:12 |
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they call it thorchain because it's a loki scam
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# ? Jul 12, 2021 12:14 |
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they call it thorchain because it thors thtraight to the moon
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# ? Jul 12, 2021 12:24 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 13:53 |
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They call it thorchain because they're gonna gently caress up and lose half the coins
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