YOSPOS Tweets v1.5: (enlarging bottoms mostly)

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Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

https://twitter.com/marcooth/status/1414189246102052864?s=21

# ? Jul 12, 2021 22:46

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 06:16

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes

just straight up slices of lemon what the hell

# ? Jul 12, 2021 22:47

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Cat Face Joe posted:

just straight up slices of lemon what the hell

i'm shocked there's no corn

and a medium is like $27usd/$35cdn lol

# ? Jul 12, 2021 22:53

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Kenny Logins posted:

i'm shocked there's no corn

and a medium is like $35 cdn lol

lemons don't grow on trees

# ? Jul 12, 2021 22:54

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

thanks for joining the thread jerry

# ? Jul 12, 2021 22:55

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

graph posted:

so i've received some guidance and an ok to explain

said poster has a long history of bad post reports. some of those reports i felt were red flags. some of them were targeting the same people. i had raised awareness of this to the admins

so, when they made that post, it tracked with certain things already behind the curtain, and action was taken

they are not a good person or poster

thank you for the explanation, graph.

# ? Jul 12, 2021 23:03

Video Nasty: Jun 17, 2003

Kenny Logins posted:

https://twitter.com/marcooth/status/1414189246102052864?s=21

Jesus CHRIST. More like Dominope!

e: POTATO SLICES? WHAT THE FUCKJ

# ? Jul 12, 2021 23:56

mediaphage: Mar 22, 2007; Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Video Nasty posted:

Jesus CHRIST. More like Dominope!

e: POTATO SLICES? WHAT THE FUCKJ

potato is a fine and accepted topping when done right* stop being so goony

* i.e., not here

# ? Jul 13, 2021 00:03

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

i had a �margarita� pizza once. loving thing didn�t even salt around the rim of the crust. sent that garbage back.

# ? Jul 13, 2021 00:28

Midjack: Dec 24, 2007

graph posted:

so i've received some guidance and an ok to explain

said poster has a long history of bad post reports. some of those reports i felt were red flags. some of them were targeting the same people. i had raised awareness of this to the admins

so, when they made that post, it tracked with certain things already behind the curtain, and action was taken

they are not a good person or poster

unironically thanks for sharing that with us

graph posted:

personally, my favorite report of theirs was telling an ik to go gently caress themselves for backseat modding

lmao

# ? Jul 13, 2021 00:33

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

Midjack posted:

unironically thanks for sharing that with us

# ? Jul 13, 2021 00:59

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes

Kenny Logins posted:

i'm shocked there's no corn

and a medium is like $27usd/$35cdn lol

no tartar sauce, no lemons, add corn, id eat it tbh

# ? Jul 13, 2021 01:03

Achmed Jones: Oct 16, 2004

graph posted:

they are not a good person or poster

i still wanna know what was going through their head when they made that post

# ? Jul 13, 2021 02:08

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

https://twitter.com/fakeenormous/status/1414757283565772803?s=21

# ? Jul 13, 2021 02:45

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER

shit wizard dad

Achmed Jones posted:

i still wanna know what was going through their head when they made that post

yeah I thought 'Oops was this meant to go as a reply in another thread in a different forum?' but looking at their recent posts I didn't see anything anywhere else where it might have fitted in.

# ? Jul 13, 2021 07:16

Kazinsal: Dec 13, 2011

Achmed Jones posted:

i still wanna know what was going through their head when they made that post

my guess is that they were dredging up something weird from their yospos.xlsx and rolling a critical failure

e: or schadenboner was a tori alt this whole time and this was his way of getting completely freed from the desire to post for 30+ days

Kazinsal fucked around with this message at 08:04 on Jul 13, 2021

# ? Jul 13, 2021 08:00

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER

shit wizard dad

https://twitter.com/usajobs2go/status/1414677959772884993?s=20

:sickos:

# ? Jul 13, 2021 08:14

CRIP EATIN BREAD: Jun 24, 2002; Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T; Soiled Meat

https://twitter.com/realonlineboy/status/1382056253917040641

# ? Jul 13, 2021 08:22

Pythagoras a trois: Feb 19, 2004; I have a lot of points to make and I will make them later.

graph posted:

so i've received some guidance and an ok to explain

said poster has a long history of bad post reports. some of those reports i felt were red flags. some of them were targeting the same people. i had raised awareness of this to the admins

so, when they made that post, it tracked with certain things already behind the curtain, and action was taken

they are not a good person or poster

I know this is not an exact science but it would be cool if those red flags led to probes earlier on. I don't like that bad behavior is used to build a behind the veil case for a ban/month long probe over, and what pulls the trigger is an inscrutably isolated post. It's no secret shadenboder's post quality was garbage especially in the post that caught him a ban, but he also posted he's interviewing for new jobs and a couple of probes wouldn't hurt as a warning / public signal that this guy needs to behave even if life is stressful.

edit: ok, this is the wrong thread for that. Here's a decent twitter post

https://twitter.com/ctrlshifti/status/1410025306644107266

Pythagoras a trois fucked around with this message at 13:52 on Jul 13, 2021

# ? Jul 13, 2021 13:48

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

i feel like the events of the past week have finally made my brave little yospos thread truly authentic. title change, great eq strings, malcontents melting down. all the things

# ? Jul 13, 2021 13:55

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

https://twitter.com/danlwarren/status/1414789877883830275?s=21

# ? Jul 13, 2021 14:02

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

it�s just a bug, bro!

# ? Jul 13, 2021 14:16

Powerful Two-Hander: Mar 10, 2004; Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.

beeeep!

Kenny Logins posted:

i feel like the events of the past week have finally made my brave little yospos thread truly authentic. title change, great eq strings, malcontents melting down. all the things

it's a good thread kenny

# ? Jul 13, 2021 14:22

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

beeeep!

it's a good thread kenny

For me to tweet on!

# ? Jul 13, 2021 14:34

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

https://twitter.com/Clipart1994bot/status/1414920319907901443?s=19

E: oh sorry this isn't the "post a pic of urself jogging into Kenny's thread" thread, sorry

# ? Jul 13, 2021 14:36

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

3D Megadoodoo posted:

https://twitter.com/Clipart1994bot/status/1414920319907901443?s=19

E: oh sorry this isn't the "post a pic of urself jogging into Kenny's thread" thread, sorry

do i need to have seen jogs 1-222 to fully appreciate this?

# ? Jul 13, 2021 14:40

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Kenny Logins posted:

do i need to have seen jogs 1-222 to fully appreciate this?

Yeah

# ? Jul 13, 2021 14:41

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

beeeep!

it�s funny because a lot of times I totally forget about my shitposts and then i see something like this and I�m like �what?! what is your prob- oh, right.�

# ? Jul 13, 2021 15:26

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

https://twitter.com/pneumadusza/status/1414947031538454544?s=21

# ? Jul 13, 2021 15:53

Midjack: Dec 24, 2007

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

https://twitter.com/realonlineboy/status/1382056253917040641

lol his twitter bio says "I want to make the world a better place before I die." good work there boss.

# ? Jul 13, 2021 16:10

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

"I want to fool myself into thinking I will make the world a better place before I die."

# ? Jul 13, 2021 16:26

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

https://twitter.com/hebeipangzai/status/1414971753835634688?s=21

# ? Jul 13, 2021 16:45

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes

Kenny Logins posted:

https://twitter.com/hebeipangzai/status/1414971753835634688?s=21

was thinking about this guy the other day. glad to see he's well

# ? Jul 13, 2021 19:54

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

Cat Face Joe posted:

just straight up slices of lemon what the hell

i could see lemon on a pizza if it was that preserved fermented lemon you get in tagines and stuff.

# ? Jul 13, 2021 19:59

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Kazinsal posted:

my guess is that they were dredging up something weird from their yospos.xlsx and rolling a critical failure

ok i'll explain and then we should drop it because cadaver synods suck

schad has been attempting to paint me as an anti-semite for a long time now through an extremely long series of reports on my posts. He dragged out the ancient story that i've told about how we got popped for blowing things up with dry ice bombs in 19-loving-97, and how one of the mailboxes we randomly selected was that of a jewish daycare somebody was running out of their home. The dude loving hates me and my takes on Israel/Palestine so it was a jab on that and I hope he learned his lesson about being a petty, spiteful piece of poo poo that sucks all of the air out of a room.

And now I move on.

# ? Jul 13, 2021 19:59

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Jonny 290 posted:

And now I move on.

thanks for explaining 290. no joke it'll help us all move on. sorry you had to put up with it so long

# ? Jul 13, 2021 20:09

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

https://twitter.com/misterpostsman/status/1414793319436197889?s=21

# ? Jul 13, 2021 20:31

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

let�s get back to calling jonny out for what actually matters: his dislike of phone posting

# ? Jul 13, 2021 20:31

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

https://twitter.com/mardi_oh/status/1414822872208449542?s=21

# ? Jul 13, 2021 20:31

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 06:16

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

President Beep posted:

let�s get back to calling jonny out for what actually matters: his dislike of phone posting

Lol

# ? Jul 13, 2021 20:33

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