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“I’d like to send my urchin up your turd chimney” he said to me
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# ? Jul 13, 2021 21:53 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 07:32 |
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freeedr posted:“I’d like to send my urchin up your turd chimney” he said to me Oh really? Because he said all of this to me: Sorority Fister posted:grab a fisftul of my hair and begin slowly loving my mouth...nice and smooth, in and out, you take in the pleasure of the wet warmth of my mouth. I stare up at you with puppy dog eyes while i put my hands on your rear end, which i feel tightening. you increase the speed of your thrusts until youre riding that edge, jackhammering me so hard my nose starts to bleed. you throw your head back and scream like braveheart having his guts rearranged by the torturer as hot ropes of your seed rush down my throathole
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# ? Jul 13, 2021 22:00 |
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Do... do Americans not sweep their turd chimneys?
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# ? Jul 13, 2021 22:00 |
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:Do... do Americans not sweep their turd chimneys? I got me one o' them fancy bee-days fer that [unspools garden hose]
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# ? Jul 13, 2021 22:02 |
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EorayMel posted:Oh really? Because he said all of this to me: Yeah but you pay him by the word. Of course he's going to waffle on about poo poo to run your tab up.
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# ? Jul 13, 2021 22:24 |
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The Charles Dickens of erotic shitposting
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# ? Jul 13, 2021 22:30 |
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Captain Hygiene posted:The Charles Dickens of erotic shitposting It was the best of holes, it was the worst of holes.
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# ? Jul 14, 2021 00:05 |
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mmj posted:It was the best of holes, it was the worst of holes. e: wait god dammit
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# ? Jul 14, 2021 00:21 |
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Splicer posted:More like Charles Dickems!
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# ? Jul 14, 2021 00:39 |
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There used to be a butterfly called the n word. Now it's called the smooth-backed bushbrown, which still feels racist tbh
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# ? Jul 14, 2021 02:24 |
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venus de lmao posted:There used to be a butterfly called the n word. It's just a finch named slickback
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# ? Jul 14, 2021 02:38 |
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Weird things happening in the Rick and Morty threadLionArcher posted:I made it pretty clear I find extra hair on anyone (doesn't matter their gender identity) to be something I don't find particular attractive, in regards to armpits and genital regions. I called that extra hair something I found "gross" but never said anything about the person being disgusting. If the person is extra hairy (think Roy from Ted L) that's different of course.
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# ? Jul 14, 2021 02:41 |
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Interesting.
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# ? Jul 14, 2021 02:45 |
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That guy is such a huge weirdo
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# ? Jul 14, 2021 03:04 |
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Wait, you guys don't have meticulously thought-out opinions on which people and age groups should have more or less hair that you expound upon at length on internet forums?
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# ? Jul 14, 2021 03:07 |
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You probably could have just quoted that without context and I would have guessed Rick and Morty Guy
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# ? Jul 14, 2021 03:12 |
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Sir this is a [burp] Wendy's
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# ? Jul 14, 2021 03:14 |
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Rascar Capac posted:The dude on the Camp Coffee bottle is almost certainly Hector MacDonald. I like mascots that aren’t pederasts.
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# ? Jul 14, 2021 03:42 |
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:Sir this is a [burp] Wendy's gently caress you, gimme them Szechuan Pubes
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# ? Jul 14, 2021 03:47 |
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extra hair on tip
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# ? Jul 14, 2021 03:58 |
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Altared State posted:Weird things happening in the Rick and Morty thread Massive 'She put her hair up but didn't' vibes.
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# ? Jul 14, 2021 04:17 |
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Platystemon posted:I like mascots that aren’t pederasts. There's a lot of speculation that it was a character (if not literal) assassination by the aristocracy officers in the British army at the time for being raised to that rank with no blue blood. Doesn't change the fact he married a 15 year old when he was 31 though.
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# ? Jul 14, 2021 04:56 |
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Altared State posted:Weird things happening in the Rick and Morty thread it's weird that there's two different major alien races in B5 this could be referencing, are all the teenage girls gonna have really thin but long topknots or will they have bone ridges running around the back of their skull
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# ? Jul 14, 2021 05:24 |
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I think the thing that bothers me the most about that post is them calling it "extra" hair. As if we're naturally hairless in our pits and groins but some people use wigs and weaves and hair transplants to add a little something else.
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# ? Jul 14, 2021 06:01 |
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Lobok posted:I think the thing that bothers me the most about that post is them calling it "extra" hair. As if we're naturally hairless in our pits and groins but some people use wigs and weaves and hair transplants to add a little something else. His rap sheet has multiple punishments for posts that are just...off. Like, he's trying to be one kind of weird for comedy purposes but is an additional, unintentional kind of weird. It's creepy.
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# ? Jul 14, 2021 06:38 |
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Lobok posted:I think the thing that bothers me the most about that post is them calling it "extra" hair. As if we're naturally hairless in our pits and groins but some people use wigs and weaves and hair transplants to add a little something else. It's easy to spot people whose only experience of naked women comes from watching porn, because that's exactly what they do expect.
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# ? Jul 14, 2021 10:10 |
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monolithburger posted:This is what happens when you ask for the northwest sauce.
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# ? Jul 14, 2021 10:11 |
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Platystemon posted:I like mascots that aren’t pederasts. spookykid posted:There's a lot of speculation that it was a character (if not literal) assassination by the aristocracy officers in the British army at the time for being raised to that rank with no blue blood. Blue Footed Booby posted:His rap sheet has multiple punishments for posts that are just...off. Like, he's trying to be one kind of weird for comedy purposes but is an additional, unintentional kind of weird. It's creepy.
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# ? Jul 14, 2021 11:20 |
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Outrail posted:Massive 'She put her hair up but didn't' vibes.
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# ? Jul 14, 2021 16:53 |
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Arivia posted:it's weird that there's two different major alien races in B5 this could be referencing, are all the teenage girls gonna have really thin but long topknots or will they have bone ridges running around the back of their skull i thought about this again and realized that the narn women are technically bald too, there's not really any alien women with hair by default. what were you up to jms
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# ? Jul 14, 2021 18:11 |
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:Do... do Americans not sweep their turd chimneys? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSEwcksglTw
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# ? Jul 14, 2021 20:12 |
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Megillah Gorilla posted:
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# ? Jul 14, 2021 20:34 |
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Arivia posted:i thought about this again and realized that the narn women are technically bald too, there's not really any alien women with hair by default. what were you up to jms living his best life
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# ? Jul 15, 2021 15:19 |
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Arivia posted:i thought about this again and realized that the narn women are technically bald too, there's not really any alien women with hair by default. what were you up to jms Of all the non-human races in the show, only the Centauri and the Brakiri have hair at all. They really leaned into the "Aliens are not just humans with funny foreheads" thing - mostly to make it easier to conceal the rep company they formed, mind you.
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# ? Jul 15, 2021 15:41 |
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Ziv Zulander posted:For every bullshit problem you solve at work I have to deal with one elderly person who is sobbing their eyes out because they’ve lived beyond their usefulness Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:So you work from home?
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# ? Jul 15, 2021 16:04 |
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Jedit posted:Of all the non-human races in the show, only the Centauri and the Brakiri have hair at all. They really leaned into the "Aliens are not just humans with funny foreheads" thing - mostly to make it easier to conceal the rep company they formed, mind you. Also Zathras. Zathras has hair.
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# ? Jul 15, 2021 17:30 |
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Arivia posted:Also Zathras. Zathras has hair. No, Zathras has hair. Zathras, very bald. Very sad. Zathras pity Zathras, but not much that Zathras can do to help Zathras.
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# ? Jul 15, 2021 17:35 |
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I wish every day was babylon 5 appreciation day
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# ? Jul 15, 2021 17:43 |
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Jedit posted:Of all the non-human races in the show, only the Centauri and the Brakiri have hair at all. They really leaned into the "Aliens are not just humans with funny foreheads" thing - mostly to make it easier to conceal the rep company they formed, mind you. Hyach-do too.
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Neddy Seagoon posted:No, Zathras has hair. Zathras, very bald. I literally just watched the episode I needed to see to understand this on Monday. It's perfect!
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