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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

AlbieQuirky posted:

It would be simpler if she wasn’t wearing underpants, though.

Does your tongue not have a cutter head you can deploy in situations like this?

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Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Inceltown posted:

Does your tongue not have a cutter head you can deploy in situations like this?

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


walla

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...


If you're sincerely trying to say "voila", then.... :colbert:

Jeesis
Mar 4, 2010

I am the second illegitimate son of gawd who resides in hoaven.
Gently tongue punch the fart box until contact is made with the sphincter.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Just gotta snake around the gusset

Like the song

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

If you're sincerely trying to say "voila", then.... :colbert:

walla is a goon moment like small pastries and disappearing ambulances

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006

I'll see your walla and raise you,

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


The Bloop posted:

walla is a goon moment like small pastries and disappearing ambulances

There are no ambulances or bakeries in Walla Walla, Washington.

mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few


Inzombiac posted:

Walla Walla, Washington.

So good, they presented it twice :tipshat:

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
Oh, hey, creme-filled M&Ms!

Detheros
Apr 11, 2010

I want to die.



Good ol salty sweet M&Ms

Busket Posket
Feb 5, 2010

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Rupert Buttermilk posted:

If you're sincerely trying to say "voila", then.... :colbert:

It was the “bone apple tea” of the lifehack thread for a while because so many household hack blogs would punctuate with “…and walla!”

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
How the hell would you get a pen spring around a charging cable

I mean I guess you could stretch the ends out and roll it onto it but I feel like that would cut up the insulation

Heath has a new favorite as of 04:13 on Jul 15, 2021

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

Heath posted:

How the hell would you get a pen spring around a charging cable

I mean I guess you could stretch the ends out and roll it onto it but I feel like that would cut up the insulation

Put it on a 45 degree angle and wrap it around following the coils.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

Heath posted:

How the hell would you get a pen spring around a charging cable

I mean I guess you could stretch the ends out and roll it onto it but I feel like that would cut up the insulation

This is the one you have a problem with?

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Comrade Koba posted:

this dude briefly had an account here.

it went about as well as you’d expect

This guy fucks.

I mean, he fucks fleshlights and second-hand sex dolls, but still.

He FUCKS.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Leave 1/4 bottle of mountain... dew... what?

What the gently caress? How am I meant to...

(just don't drink it all)

oh DUH! lmao silly me

Draven
May 6, 2005

friendship is magic

Bogus Adventure posted:

This guy fucks.

I mean, he fucks fleshlights and second-hand sex dolls, but still.

He FUCKS.

That m&m fleshlight is probably his.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Jestery posted:

This is the one you have a problem with?

It's one I have not seen before and it almost sounded like it might be actually useful until I thought about it

GlobglogGroAbgalab
Jul 25, 2016

It appears that the elephant is highly sensitive to the effects of LSD - a finding which may prove to be valuable in elephant-control work in Africa.

swordfish duelist posted:

That m&m fleshlight is probably his.

M&M is short for Megazone & M&M

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

swordfish duelist posted:

That m&m fleshlight is probably his.

RobrtDwnsySyndrome posted:

M&M is short for Megazone & M&M

Gotta admit, I lol'd pretty hard when I saw the makeshift M&M sexdoll, and lol'd harder when I saw these two posts.

mercenarynuker
Sep 10, 2008

Heath posted:

How the hell would you get a pen spring around a charging cable

I mean I guess you could stretch the ends out and roll it onto it but I feel like that would cut up the insulation

I'm more confused by the perler bead one, myself

Twitch
Apr 15, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Dick Burglar posted:

THERE ARE... FOUR... MEGAZONES!

Oof, the animation becomes complete dogshit by Megazone the third.

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


Heath posted:

How the hell would you get a pen spring around a charging cable

I mean I guess you could stretch the ends out and roll it onto it but I feel like that would cut up the insulation

It'll be especially difficult after you lose a hand making the glow bottle.

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



Busket Posket posted:

It was the “bone apple tea” of the lifehack thread for a while because so many household hack blogs would punctuate with “…and walla!”





then what, snort it?

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Jabberlock posted:



then what, snort it?

Rectal insertion.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Screaming Idiot posted:

Rectal insertion.

Of the Doritos or the pepper grinder?

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

BrigadierSensible posted:

Of the Doritos or the pepper grinder?

One, then the other.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Head Bee Guy posted:

*whip cracks* Your name is Toby

My name…is MEGAZONE

*whip cracks*

Absolutely wrong.



Toby is my cat's name.

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



BrigadierSensible posted:

Of the Doritos or the pepper grinder?

The pepper grinder is a given, just don't know if i should give it a few turns while it's up there

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

Jabberlock posted:

The pepper grinder is a given, just don't know if i should give it a few turns while it's up there

Why be reactive with a poop knife, when you could be proactive with a poop grinder!

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
Poop knife sounds like a tried-and-true medieval/martial armament.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

BrigadierSensible posted:

Of the Doritos or the pepper grinder?

yes

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Tubgoat posted:

Poop knife sounds like a tried-and-true medieval/martial armament.

Ah yes, you have heard tell of the legendary Shartblades.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Tubgoat posted:

Poop knife sounds like a tried-and-true medieval/martial armament.

Poop-knife
Happy-wife

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

LifeSunDeath posted:

Poop-knife
Fleeing-wife

Busket Posket
Feb 5, 2010

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Jabberlock posted:



then what, snort it?

Sprinkle it on your Taco Bell® Nacho Cheese Doritos® Locos Tacos Supreme®.

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Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Picnic Princess posted:

Absolutely wrong.



Toby is my cat's name.

Going to name my next cat MEGAZONE!

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