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i mean if it was all over the table it would taste pretty bad
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Jul 17, 2021 12:46
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Dogatron posted:I'm not advocating abusing people with disabilities but 
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Jul 17, 2021 12:49
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https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2004/06/hawking200406 I still maintain that disabled people are quite entitled to be utter cunts themselves or what ever they want to be, with the help of society. Hawkings explored his right to be an utter twat and did very well at it.
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Jul 17, 2021 13:11
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theres no s on the end of hawking, i am starting to think you did not know him at all!!!
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Jul 17, 2021 13:26
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Bobby Deluxe posted:theres no s on the end of hawking, i am starting to think you did not know him at all!!! He met his clones.
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Jul 17, 2021 13:30
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The sky orb has beaten me, no more walking. Cold beer is my new best friend.
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Jul 17, 2021 13:49
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oh gently caress yeah i have ice pops
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Jul 17, 2021 13:54
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drat the skorb
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crispix posted:i don't think i have met anyone fummus but my mum met the clintons in 1995 and has also met enya and daniel o'donnell if we are counting Daniel O' Donnell as a worthy of celebrity then it's worth mentioning that I said to Dominic Kirwan as a small child that "my dad says you are a poof" and I remember him responding in a lovely Irish accent that "son, your daddy doesn't know what a poof is". He was really sweet about it actually, shook my hand and gave me an easter egg. What a guy.
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Jul 17, 2021 15:22
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I was in the outside for 20 minutes strimming the grass and the skorb has turned me into liquid form.
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Jul 17, 2021 15:58
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What happened to your av?
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Jul 17, 2021 16:21
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I think it's time to throw my piece of poo poo Dyson in the bin and buy a new vacuum. Hopefully one that works. So that seems to mean I need to go back to bags and get a Henry
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Jul 17, 2021 16:29
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 turns out tuna tartare is actually really loving easy to make and delicious on a hot day.
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Jul 17, 2021 16:33
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Oscar Romeo Romeo posted:What happened to your av? one too many anecdotes
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Anti-vaxer wrote some weird nonsensical text about how me getting covid via care work was my fault, a kindly admin binned it.
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Oh btw after watching the gammons at Wembley I quit all my voluntary work, and I’ve changed all the plans and got social services to release money so I can keep my vulnerable lad safe with me until this loving pandemic is over.
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I'm melting
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Jul 17, 2021 18:02
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I cut half the hedge decided it was too hot so I’ve left it half done. gently caress it
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Jul 17, 2021 18:10
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I'm contending with the heat, the day one Moderna hellsweats and possibly hay fever? I've done nothing all day but drift in and out of fever dreams.
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Jul 17, 2021 18:48
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Salisbury Snape posted:I'm melting
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Jul 17, 2021 18:54
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maybe a good drink instead
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Jul 17, 2021 18:58
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making fun of cider is offensive to my culture
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Jul 17, 2021 19:00
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oh no computer posted:i'd recommend drinking copious amounts of ice cold cider op I am, but lager. Was supposed to be going fishing at 3am but beer in sun is far too good
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Jul 17, 2021 20:14
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i bought 4 expensive posh beers from the farm shop but now i wish i'd just got a crate of strongbow and a bag of ice for the same money
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Jul 17, 2021 20:18
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Get a couple of hot water bottles like your nan used to have, from B&M or some other discount store. Fill them with cold water and stick them in the freezer in the morning. Before bed, take them out, wrap them in a spare pillow case and snuggle your frosty pal. I sleep with mine at the small of back since I have eczema there that gets incredibly itchy during hot weather. Mrs Radcliffe puts hers inside her top pillow.
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Jul 17, 2021 21:08
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How the gently caress you wrap a wheel barrow?
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Jul 17, 2021 23:55
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JollyBoyJohn posted:if we are counting Daniel O' Donnell as a worthy of celebrity then it's worth mentioning that I said to Dominic Kirwan as a small child that "my dad says you are a poof" and I remember him responding in a lovely Irish accent that "son, your daddy doesn't know what a poof is". He was really sweet about it actually, shook my hand and gave me an easter egg. What a guy. hehe that's nice, i remember him too my ma also met some of the people from ladysmith black mambazo but i only know the name of the group
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NotJustANumber99 posted:How the gently caress you wrap a wheel barrow? You mean, like, as a gift, or round a tree?
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Bobby Deluxe posted:power cut so no fans for me you could call out the window to a young poor boy like ebeneezer scrooge after those ghosts took him hostage like YOU BOY but instead of having him gan till the butchers you could have him cool you by waving a big frond although we don't really have fronds in this country i suppose, you could just have him wave a bit of plywood or one of them giant boxes of cornflakes that are too tall to fit in any cupboard, opened out like
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Jul 18, 2021 00:30
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we sort of have fronds. a lot of stately homes etc have giant rhubarb
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Jul 18, 2021 00:36
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i'd fuking love tyo just batter someone with one of those leaves absolutely go to town on them
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Jul 18, 2021 00:40
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mind if you shouted out the winda YOU BOY these days it be more like DON'T YOU GENDER ME YOU MISERLY DEMENTED OLD SCROTUM 
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Jul 18, 2021 00:43
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BT internet down for the first time. I only seem to be able to report a problem to them if they already know about it, which seems redundant.
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probably going to spend all day having a siesta with a fan blowing directly onto my gentiles
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Bobby Deluxe posted:probably going to spend all day having a siesta with a fan blowing directly onto my gentiles Corbyn has revealed himself
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