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Jul 17, 2021 18:00
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Oh my god I love the star wars gonk droid. Everyday I think of nothing but star wars gonk droid. This all began when I was a young lad. It was 1977, we were watching A New Hope at the theater. It was a very boring experience for me. I absolutely hated the movie. But then I saw gonk droid. I immediately sat up in my seat and clutched my popcorn, pushing as hard as I could on my lap. This was the first time I experienced Love as a child. When the movie was fully released, I begged on the floor in front of my mother, so I could get the movie and watch it again and see gonk droid. I love gonk droid. He is perfect in every way. His beautiful cubical shape, his small metal legs, his calm and reassuring voice. Years later, I got myself an Xbox 360, and purchased Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga. I soon discovered that I could pick gonk droid as a character. Not surprisingly, I picked him. After completing every level, I went through them all in Free Play as gonk droid. My love for gonk droid grew stronger every day. I could not focus at work because all I could think about was star wars gonk droid. I was then fired, but it didn't matter. All that matters in my life is star wars gonk droid. But then, one tragic day, my Xbox was struck with the red ring of death. I could not get it to work no matter what I did. My heart stopped immediately at the thought of not being with lego gonk droid anymore. I went to the store for a new Xbox, but I realized I had no money, as I was recently fired. That night, I stayed up crying because I couldn't see lego gonk droid. My wife divorced me because I cared more for gonk droid than her. She even took the kids- which didn't matter to me, of course; they were ungrateful little demons. Every day, when I look in the mirror some stranger threw below the bridge I live under, I see gonk droid standing next to me. A wide smile opens across my face, until I realize I'm just seeing things and start bawling again.
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Jul 17, 2021 18:45
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Ror posted:Not surprisingly, I gonk I was just going to edit this down to “gonk”, but the places i cut text accidentally left this masterpiece.
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Jul 17, 2021 19:32
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Ror posted:Oh my god I love the star wars gonk droid. Everyday I think of nothing but star wars gonk droid. This all began when I was a young lad. It was 1977, we were watching A New Hope at the theater. It was a very boring experience for me. I absolutely hated the movie. But then I saw gonk droid. I immediately sat up in my seat and clutched my popcorn, pushing as hard as I could on my lap. This was the first time I experienced Love as a child. When the movie was fully released, I begged on the floor in front of my mother, so I could get the movie and watch it again and see gonk droid. I love gonk droid. He is perfect in every way. His beautiful cubical shape, his small metal legs, his calm and reassuring voice. Years later, I got myself an Xbox 360, and purchased Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga. I soon discovered that I could pick gonk droid as a character. Not surprisingly, I picked him. After completing every level, I went through them all in Free Play as gonk droid. My love for gonk droid grew stronger every day. I could not focus at work because all I could think about was star wars gonk droid. I was then fired, but it didn't matter. All that matters in my life is star wars gonk droid. But then, one tragic day, my Xbox was struck with the red ring of death. I could not get it to work no matter what I did. My heart stopped immediately at the thought of not being with lego gonk droid anymore. I went to the store for a new Xbox, but I realized I had no money, as I was recently fired. That night, I stayed up crying because I couldn't see lego gonk droid. My wife divorced me because I cared more for gonk droid than her. She even took the kids- which didn't matter to me, of course; they were ungrateful little demons. Every day, when I look in the mirror some stranger threw below the bridge I live under, I see gonk droid standing next to me. A wide smile opens across my face, until I realize I'm just seeing things and start bawling again. This dude gonks.
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Jul 17, 2021 21:26
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Is the gonk droid incapable of friendship?
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Jul 18, 2021 06:39
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Stairmaster posted:Is the gonk droid incapable of friendship? On the contrary, gonk droids are doughty and loyal
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Jul 18, 2021 08:07
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I let out a gonk as I draw my katana
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Jul 18, 2021 14:32
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evobatman posted:I let out a gonk as I draw my lightsaber
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Jul 18, 2021 14:44
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gently caress I accidentally hit my gonk as I fumbled my lightsaber
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Jul 18, 2021 14:55
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M'gonk *tips fedora*
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Jul 18, 2021 15:13
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Ror posted:Oh my god I love the star wars gonk droid. Everyday I think of nothing but star wars gonk droid. This all began when I was a young lad. It was 1977, we were watching A New Hope at the theater. It was a very boring experience for me. I absolutely hated the movie. But then I saw gonk droid. I immediately sat up in my seat and clutched my popcorn, pushing as hard as I could on my lap. This was the first time I experienced Love as a child. When the movie was fully released, I begged on the floor in front of my mother, so I could get the movie and watch it again and see gonk droid. I love gonk droid. He is perfect in every way. His beautiful cubical shape, his small metal legs, his calm and reassuring voice. Years later, I got myself an Xbox 360, and purchased Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga. I soon discovered that I could pick gonk droid as a character. Not surprisingly, I picked him. After completing every level, I went through them all in Free Play as gonk droid. My love for gonk droid grew stronger every day. I could not focus at work because all I could think about was star wars gonk droid. I was then fired, but it didn't matter. All that matters in my life is star wars gonk droid. But then, one tragic day, my Xbox was struck with the red ring of death. I could not get it to work no matter what I did. My heart stopped immediately at the thought of not being with lego gonk droid anymore. I went to the store for a new Xbox, but I realized I had no money, as I was recently fired. That night, I stayed up crying because I couldn't see lego gonk droid. My wife divorced me because I cared more for gonk droid than her. She even took the kids- which didn't matter to me, of course; they were ungrateful little demons. Every day, when I look in the mirror some stranger threw below the bridge I live under, I see gonk droid standing next to me. A wide smile opens across my face, until I realize I'm just seeing things and start bawling again. 
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Jul 19, 2021 00:21
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Gonk
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Jul 20, 2021 01:53
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Hunter called Gonky defective. Friendship with Hunter ended. Echo is my new best friend now.
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Jul 20, 2021 13:49
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Jul 22, 2021 13:52
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Whom does the Gonk gonk for? It gonks for thee.
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Jul 25, 2021 21:15
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I haven't done this in so long, I'm not sure I remember how. Well, here goes nothing: Gonk
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Jul 25, 2021 21:24
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It made me smile in Star Wars: Squadrons when I could hear our good GONKing buddy doing his thing somewhere in the rebel hangar 
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Jul 26, 2021 00:18
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People love Baby Yoda, so here's an idea: Tiny Gonk Droid. A regular GNK...but half. Half-height, half-width, and here's the twist: DEEPER voice.
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Jul 26, 2021 01:12
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JethroMcB posted:People love Baby Yoda, so here's an idea: Tiny Gonk Droid. Now I’m seeing a baby GONK with the booming bass voice of the Cyclops from Subnautica 
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Jul 26, 2021 01:16
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gonk
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Jul 26, 2021 05:36
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You know, I gonk, you gonk, he, she, me gonk. Gonk, gonking, we'll have the gonk, gonkorama. Gonkology, the study of gonk?
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Jul 26, 2021 07:02
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I take off and nothin' shoots me down You got it tough, I've seen the toughest around And I know, Boba, just how you feel You got to roll with the Sarlacc and get to what's real Ah, can't you see me standin' here I got my back against the tractor beam I ain't the worst that you've seen Ah, can't you see what I mean? Ah, might as well gonk (Gonk!) Might as well gonk Go ahead and gonk (Gonk!) Go ahead and gonk Ow, oh, hey, you Who said that? Boba, how you been? You say you don't know You won't know until you begin So can't ya see me standing here I got my back against the tractor beam I ain't the worst that you've seen Ah, can't you see what I mean? Ah, might as well gonk (Gonk!) Go ahead and gonk Might as well gonk (Gonk!) Go ahead and gonk Gonk! Might as well gonk (Gonk!) Go ahead and gonk Get it in, gonk (Gonk!) Go ahead and gonk Gonk! Gonk! Gonk! Gonk!
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Jul 26, 2021 10:11
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Fuzz posted:I take off and nothin' shoots me down Gonk yeah.
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Jul 26, 2021 11:40
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And yet I do Gonk.
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Jul 26, 2021 12:55
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I have gonked.
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Jul 29, 2021 01:29
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Fuzz posted:Might as well gonk (Gonk!) David Lee Gonk was much better than Sammy Hagonk.
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Jul 29, 2021 19:11
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davebo posted:David Lee Gonk was much better than Sammy Hagonk. The best live version of the band was with Gonky Cherone.
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Jul 29, 2021 19:41
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Today’s Bad Batch gets two Gonks up.
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Jul 30, 2021 14:29
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Just let me Gonk, bro. I do let you Gonk.
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Jul 30, 2021 17:08
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fartknocker posted:Today’s Bad Batch gets two Gonks up. I just hope Gonky's all right, though 
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Jul 30, 2021 18:47
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hoping this is a Gonk-centric episode, maybe some backstory edit: it was gonk Grandma Panic! fucked around with this message at 06:38 on Jul 31, 2021 |
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Jul 31, 2021 03:56
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Gonking is actually bad imho
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Jul 31, 2021 05:40
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Christ.
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Jul 31, 2021 06:05
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reignofevil posted:Christ. Gonked for our sins, not for this bullshit.
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Jul 31, 2021 06:15
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Aug 1, 2021 04:42
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I said Gonk Double up Gonk Gonk My converter don't want none Unless the droid gonks hun
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Aug 1, 2021 05:18
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reignofevil posted:Christ.
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Aug 1, 2021 05:20
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:Gonking is actually bad imho  
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Aug 1, 2021 11:48
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:Gonking is actually bad imho Send this heretic to the spice mines of Kessel. Gonk-4-Ever
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Aug 1, 2021 13:21
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I like to Gonk.
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Aug 4, 2021 15:42
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