YOSPOS Tweets v1.5: (enlarging bottoms mostly)

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FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

mediaphage posted:

like. holy poo poo.

https://twitter.com/mnews_world/sta...ingawful.com%2F

its just not the same without the cranberries song playing

# ? Jul 21, 2021 02:00

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 16:59

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

mediaphage posted:

like. holy poo poo.

https://twitter.com/mnews_world/sta...ingawful.com%2F

overdub and throw it in the playlist imo

# ? Jul 21, 2021 03:15

Beve Stuscemi: Jun 6, 2001

holky gently caress the shockwaves

# ? Jul 21, 2021 03:22

Powerful Two-Hander: Mar 10, 2004; Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.

https://twitter.com/VLVarin/status/1417631856162377736?s=19

# ? Jul 21, 2021 12:48

Sereri: Sep 30, 2008; awwwrigami

I guess they were not intuit :v:

# ? Jul 21, 2021 13:04

Beve Stuscemi: Jun 6, 2001

imagine having a business model entirely hinged upon �yeah but the official website for taxes isn�t really that good�

# ? Jul 21, 2021 13:14

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

�i believe in the free market. no not like that.�

# ? Jul 21, 2021 13:22

Video Nasty: Jun 17, 2003

FMguru posted:

its just not the same without the cranberries song playing

https://twitter.com/i/status/1417487866524012561

# ? Jul 21, 2021 14:21

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Video Nasty posted:

https://twitter.com/i/status/1417487866524012561

holy poo poo! piiiissss!

# ? Jul 21, 2021 15:46

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

President Beep posted:

holy poo poo! badasssss!

# ? Jul 21, 2021 16:30

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

https://twitter.com/alicevjones/status/878254329689276416?s=21

# ? Jul 22, 2021 02:17

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

https://twitter.com/burgerkrang/status/1417884554182922241?s=21

# ? Jul 22, 2021 02:21

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

https://twitter.com/tombomp/status/1417955613401919497?s=21

# ? Jul 22, 2021 02:22

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

big boss baby fan: i don�t need to watch any other movies because I�ve already seen the good one (i.e. boss baby)

# ? Jul 22, 2021 02:46

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

https://twitter.com/bbolander/status/1418034727517310987?s=21

# ? Jul 22, 2021 14:42

Plank Walker: Aug 11, 2005

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

imagine having a business model entirely hinged upon �yeah but the official website for taxes isn�t really that good�

i'm pretty sure intuit's business model is actually "we lobbied so hard that the government is legally not allowed to create an official website for taxes"

# ? Jul 22, 2021 15:02

Powerful Two-Hander: Mar 10, 2004; Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.

I'm pretty sure we have a bunch of processes that could be replaced with a new ui or some automation but we can never do it because it would put 30 Ops people out of a job running pointless reconciliations so every project to fix the process it mysteriously withers

# ? Jul 22, 2021 15:14

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

breaking news from americas hat
https://twitter.com/vincemcdermott/status/1418046506074918913
:canada:

# ? Jul 22, 2021 18:08

Pythagoras a trois: Feb 19, 2004; I have a lot of points to make and I will make them later.

Is it redundant to say miniature pony?

# ? Jul 22, 2021 18:20

lament.cfg: Dec 28, 2006; we have such posts
to show you

RokosCockatrice posted:

Is it redundant to say miniature pony?

no, they're ponies bred to be miniature

# ? Jul 22, 2021 18:26

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

until i was probably 25 i thought a pony was just a not-fully-grown horse. didn't realize they were a separate breed of horse that stays that size. my 10 year old cousin explained it to me like i was a dumbass (which i guess i was)

# ? Jul 22, 2021 19:01

PokeJoe: Aug 24, 2004; hail cgatan

i thought the same thing professor. in my defense I don't give a poo poo about the different kinds of horses

# ? Jul 22, 2021 19:17

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Sagebrush posted:

until i was probably 25 i thought a pony was just a not-fully-grown horse. didn't realize they were a separate breed of horse that stays that size. my 10 year old cousin explained it to me like i was a dumbass (which i guess i was)

Was?

# ? Jul 22, 2021 19:38

Powerful Two-Hander: Mar 10, 2004; Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.

Sagebrush posted:

until i was probably 25 i thought a pony was just a not-fully-grown horse. didn't realize they were a separate breed of horse that stays that size. my 10 year old cousin explained it to me like i was a dumbass (which i guess i was)

oh wait poo poo

hang on no I knew this, a small horse is a foal? Or a colt?

# ? Jul 22, 2021 19:39

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

oh wait poo poo

hang on no I knew this, a small horse is a foal? Or a colt?

A foal is a babby horse. A colt is a young male horse, counterpart to the filly.

# ? Jul 22, 2021 19:58

PokeJoe: Aug 24, 2004; hail cgatan

now a gelding? well you're gonna want to sit down for this one

# ? Jul 22, 2021 20:09

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

oh wait poo poo

hang on no I knew this, a small horse is a foal? Or a colt?

actually it�s �calf�

# ? Jul 22, 2021 20:17

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

PokeJoe posted:

now a gelding? well you're gonna want to sit down for this one

oh boy ill bet its really good news

# ? Jul 22, 2021 20:17

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

or maybe puppy. idk.

# ? Jul 22, 2021 20:17

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

PokeJoe posted:

now a gelding? well you're gonna want to sit down for this one

Not too soon after it's happened, tho, and very gently

# ? Jul 22, 2021 20:29

CRIP EATIN BREAD: Jun 24, 2002; Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T; Soiled Meat

Kenny Logins posted:

https://twitter.com/primawesome/status/1178671690261286918?s=21

lol

# ? Jul 22, 2021 20:36

Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

https://twitter.com/KartoonistKelly/status/1418267943675187200

Agile Vector fucked around with this message at 22:20 on Jul 22, 2021

# ? Jul 22, 2021 22:11

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

hahahaha

# ? Jul 22, 2021 22:17

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)