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big bird is small |
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Jul 23, 2021 02:05
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most birds are mammals actually
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Jul 23, 2021 02:06
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albatrosses are whore birds
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Jul 23, 2021 02:06
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Birds were enough of a success to push Ragamuffin Day, the typical children's Thanksgiving Day activity from 1870 into the 1920s, into obscurity. Ragamuffin Day featured children going around and performing a primitive version of trick-or-treating, a practice that by the 1920s had come to annoy most adults.
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Jul 23, 2021 02:07
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hummingbirds grow antlers starting at about six months to the age of three years, shedding the antlers in the winter. hummingbird antlers can grow to half the weight of the entire bird.
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Jul 23, 2021 02:07
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the semipalmated sandpiper is not addicted and can totally stop whenever he wants to
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Jul 23, 2021 02:08
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jellyfish, or "birds of the sea," are in fact descended from the ancestor of all modern birds, larry
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Jul 23, 2021 02:09
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despite their size, eagles are able to squeeze into tiny spaces to nest. this is because they are completely boneless
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Jul 23, 2021 02:09
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sea gulls only wish to be your friends. when nesting they will swoop potential buddies, scoping out future pals |
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Jul 23, 2021 02:10
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birds fly because they believe in god more than us
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Jul 23, 2021 02:11
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all birds like it when you flip them off (aka showing them "the bird")
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Jul 23, 2021 02:11
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geese might seem intimidating for beginners. remember: hissing means they need a hug |
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Jul 23, 2021 02:11
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the australian magpie isn't in fact related to the european magpie, it is actually a kind of frog |
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Jul 23, 2021 02:11
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vampire birds are not uncommon. these birds will flap around until they are positioned near your neck, then give you a jab with their beaks to drink (a small amount of) your blood. fortunately or unfortunately, since you are a bird you will not turn into a vampire, however you might develop an aversion to garlic.
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Jul 23, 2021 02:12
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a sparrow could gently caress up a nuthatch, easy
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Jul 23, 2021 02:13
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penguins can actually fly, they're just extremely self conscious about it and go to extreme lengths to never be observed in the act |
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Jul 23, 2021 02:14
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hooters is a restaurant franchise chain named after the nickname we give owls because the owls look like boobs if you put two of them backwards under a tshirt
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Jul 23, 2021 02:16
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a flock of budgies is called a "mess." a flock of sulfur crested cockatoos is called a "feathered fuckton." a flock of rose breasted cockatoos is called an "angelic chorus of assholes".
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Jul 23, 2021 02:18
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lyre birds are known for their mimcry, frequently they are able to entrench themselves as CEOs of tech startups or small buisness owners for years without anyone being any the wiser |
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Jul 23, 2021 02:27
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Stoner Sloth posted:lyre birds are known for their mimcry, frequently they are able to entrench themselves as CEOs of tech startups or small buisness owners for years without anyone being any the wiser lol
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Jul 23, 2021 02:28
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Stoner Sloth posted:lyre birds are known for their mimcry, frequently they are able to entrench themselves as CEOs of tech startups or small buisness owners for years without anyone being any the wiser |
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Jul 23, 2021 02:34
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parrots will frequently bother you for crackers and whynot; the trick is to tell them, repeatedly, "gently caress you and die". do this to every parrot you may meet |
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Jul 23, 2021 02:38
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Nosfereefer posted:parrots will frequently bother you for crackers and whynot; the trick is to tell them, repeatedly, "gently caress you and die". do this to every parrot you may meet e: if anybody thinks i may have messed up and pressed quote instead of edit; you might be right? Nosfereefer fucked around with this message at 02:45 on Jul 23, 2021 |
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Jul 23, 2021 02:38
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birds are living, breathing organisms and as such do not need to be recharged
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Jul 23, 2021 02:50
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pnac attack posted:birds are living, breathing organisms and as such do not need to be recharged but, while they do not need to be, they can be, and their charging ports (usually USB-3) are located near the cloaca
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Jul 23, 2021 02:54
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The human rear end is technically two hemispherical birds joined at the hole
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Jul 23, 2021 03:04
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the glittering maw of the average bird contains a fleshy tongue and no crystals whatsoever
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Jul 23, 2021 03:14
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birds regularly shed and regrow their beaks anew |
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Jul 23, 2021 03:16
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Nosfereefer posted:parrots will frequently bother you for crackers and whynot; the trick is to tell them, repeatedly, "gently caress you and die". do this to every parrot you may meet
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Jul 23, 2021 03:30
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Ariong posted:I don't usually post in BYOB (I have no chill) but I have come to deliver this very important bird fact. The Emu's egg is the largest bird egg in the world, but it is also the smallest in proportion to the bird that lays it. Goodbye forever. I am redeemed.
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Jul 23, 2021 03:31
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Ariong posted:I am redeemed. the bird was in u all along
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Jul 23, 2021 03:38
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Ariong posted:I am redeemed. 
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Jul 23, 2021 03:39
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birds produce oxygens and create the seasons |
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Jul 23, 2021 04:14
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When they say that birds mate for life, it means that the birds just continually gently caress until one of them dies |
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Jul 23, 2021 04:21
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:When they say that birds mate for life, it means that the birds just continually gently caress until one of them dies |
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Jul 23, 2021 05:10
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a bird in the clenched toes is worth three in the fridge |
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Jul 23, 2021 05:12
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your friend sk posted:a sparrow could gently caress up a nuthatch, easy
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Jul 23, 2021 06:29
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Ariong posted:I am redeemed. 
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Jul 23, 2021 06:30
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nut posted:hooters is a restaurant franchise chain named after the nickname we give owls because the owls look like boobs if you put two of them backwards under a tshirt lmao |
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Jul 23, 2021 06:47
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