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Khanstant

do y'all sleep at night because you fear the moon? just wanted to say, don't be scared! the moon will never hurt you

# ? Jul 23, 2021 05:52

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I can't imagine sleeping at night. When would I work on my reverse tan?

# ? Jul 23, 2021 06:53

Uria aalge: Chi-la-la-la-lax

What is sleep? I have twins.

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# ? Jul 23, 2021 06:55

pnac attack: by Fluffdaddy

night time is the right time

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# ? Jul 23, 2021 07:11

Khanstant

goonight sun, the moons are out to play

# ? Jul 23, 2021 07:52

Stoner Sloth

Uria aalge posted:

What is sleep? I have twins.

but idiopathic insomnia instead of twins

# ? Jul 23, 2021 08:32

Fredrik1: Gopherslayer

I sleep, I wake, I sleep again - drowsy max

# ? Jul 23, 2021 12:03

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

People sleep? I merely charge my crystals and continue on toiling.

# ? Jul 23, 2021 12:34

barfdog

yeah, ok LOCAL58 news reporter, suuuuuuuuure

https://i.imgur.com/FLpAnfS.mp4

# ? Jul 23, 2021 12:53

barfdog

guess i'll just go out and look at the moon tonight if it's "safe" lmao

https://i.imgur.com/FLpAnfS.mp4

# ? Jul 23, 2021 12:54

Fredrik1: Gopherslayer

I hire an ASMR artist to whisper "goodnight sweet prince" in my ear,

and then strangle me with a metal wire until I'm out.

# ? Jul 23, 2021 15:40

Escape From Noise

Khanstant posted:

do y'all sleep at night because you fear the moon? just wanted to say, don't be scared! the moon will never hurt you

You wouldn't say this if you'd ever run into the moon in a dark alleyway

# ? Jul 23, 2021 16:17

Ventral EggSac

the moon watches over me as I sleep, I never sleep while it is cloudy

# ? Jul 23, 2021 16:47

nut

i fear the moon and u can never take that away from me

# ? Jul 23, 2021 17:07

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

The moon comes out in the day all the time

# ? Jul 23, 2021 17:11

nut

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

The moon comes out in the day all the time

# ? Jul 23, 2021 17:16

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

The moon has repeatedly threatened to hit my eye like a big pizza pie and I will not be caught unaware.

# ? Jul 23, 2021 17:18

Escape From Noise

Is the moon responsible for werewolf wizard detectives, or is it vice versa?

# ? Jul 23, 2021 17:20

Khanstant

blaming the moon for werewolves is moonism as old as moon sheself. there is actually a small golf ball that causes werewolves, trapped on the surface of the moon. astronauts have been of no help so far

# ? Jul 23, 2021 17:50

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decided to go to bed last night and woke up to find a horrible burning orb in the sky, lighting up the outside world brighter than I've ever seen it

what is that terrible orb, what purpose does it serve, has this always happened while I slept

# ? Jul 23, 2021 18:27

Ass-penny

Fredrik1 posted:

I hire an ASMR artist to whisper "goodnight sweet prince" in my ear,

and then strangle me with a metal wire until I'm out.

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# ? Jul 23, 2021 19:56

take the moon: by sebmojo

daysleeper honeypot spotted

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# ? Jul 24, 2021 00:42

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take the moon posted:

daysleeper honeypot spotted

I am what I am. Let those tanned, well adjusted dayboys come at me with all they have

# ? Jul 24, 2021 01:51

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Mormon Nailer posted:

People sleep? I merely charge my crystals and continue on toiling.

I fell asleep while charging my crystals once. it was really embarrassing.

# ? Jul 24, 2021 02:05

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

So, I've been taking care of my elderly parents and they are neither day nor night sleepers. The sleep fitfully at night and nap fitfully in the day and honestly I think they're on to something.

# ? Jul 24, 2021 02:38

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

So, I've been taking care of my elderly parents and they are neither day nor night sleepers. The sleep fitfully at night and nap fitfully in the day and honestly I think they're on to something.

cats, your parents are cats

# ? Jul 24, 2021 03:00

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

like it's cool

nut's stepdad is a bird

and while most of us yearn to have been raised by wolves, who incidentally love the moon, you were raised by cats

# ? Jul 24, 2021 03:01

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

desperate to be relevant jeff foxworthy: "if you've ever changed your parents litter box... you might be raised by cats"

*audience goes wild with raucous yowling*

# ? Jul 24, 2021 03:03

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Luvcow posted:

desperate to be relevant jeff foxworthy: "if you've ever changed your parents litter box... you might be raised by cats"

*audience goes wild with raucous yowling*

# ? Jul 24, 2021 03:06

Ass-penny

It's always night somewhere so I don't see the concern for when people are or are not sleeping.

# ? Jul 24, 2021 03:15

Uria aalge: Chi-la-la-la-lax

Stoner Sloth posted:

but idiopathic insomnia instead of twins

Ouch. Much sympathy.

Thank you for the winter sig, Heather Papps!

Thanks for the summer sig, ChubbyChecker!

"Nobody owns life, but everyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death" - Kurt Cobain

# ? Jul 24, 2021 07:29

Manifisto

I was raised by whales but they were very careful to not force their traditions on me. I eat maybe 3 buckets of krill a day, tops. whales usually sleep underwater but they know that will kill me so I had a nice raft with a cradle floating in the middle of the pacific.

# ? Jul 25, 2021 16:42

Prof. Crocodile

if i were afraid of the moon, why would i turn my back to it every night while I sleep.

no, it is the sun that i fear. up there in the sky, ready to start frowning and chase me around the desert the second i pick up my keys.

# ? Jul 25, 2021 17:11

Escape From Noise

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jJkdRaa04g

# ? Jul 25, 2021 17:15

Armitag3: Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

# ? Jul 25, 2021 17:20

pnac attack: by Fluffdaddy

Prof. Crocodile posted:

if i were afraid of the moon, why would i turn my back to it every night while I sleep.

no, it is the sun that i fear. up there in the sky, ready to start frowning and chase me around the desert the second i pick up my keys.

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# ? Jul 25, 2021 20:32

Ass-penny

Prof. Crocodile posted:

if i were afraid of the moon, why would i turn my back to it every night while I sleep.

no, it is the sun that i fear. up there in the sky, ready to start frowning and chase me around the desert the second i pick up my keys.

I was at a mate's house and his kid was playing one of the newer Mario games, and was in a level where the sun chases you around. Apparently they revamped the sun's image sometime in the last 30 years because I recognized the motions but not the sprite. The new sun is just not as intimidating.

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# ? Jul 25, 2021 20:36

Khanstant

the smb3 sun used to yell cuss words at you and it knew your name somehow

# ? Jul 25, 2021 21:18

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Finger Prince

I just got tired of that REM song. Screw you Michael Stipe, you don't know me.

# ? Jul 25, 2021 22:54

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