UK Cunt Thread: bread and coffee wankers

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feedmegin: Jul 30, 2008

Jose posted:

portable air cons are loud as gently caress so you'll not be sleeping with one on if you go that route. Obviously means you can get the room cool for sleeping in initially though and they're like �300 vs the �1300 just posted

they are heavy as gently caress mind if you live in a flat that'll require carrying up stairs

I have one and I sleep a lot better with it than without. You get used to it especially if you're already used to a fan.

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Doctor_Fruitbat: Jun 2, 2013

I tried sleeping with air con on after waking up within an hour breathing soup, and when you're tired enough you'll sleep through. Mine has a night mode to keep the noise down a little though.

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NotJustANumber99: Feb 15, 2012; somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

i suppose work out how much drugs and booze it takes you to pass out versus an aircon but factor in the ability to wake up

# ? Jul 23, 2021 00:41

The_Doctor: Mar 29, 2007; "The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."

Yeah, it�s just white noise. I wish I could have it in my bedroom too, but my bed is under the window so there�s no exhaust access.

# ? Jul 23, 2021 00:42

crispix: Mar 28, 2015; Grand-Maman m'a raconté
_{(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)}

Hello, dear

i can't sleep without my white noise machine on

i worked nights while living in edinburgh city centre years ago and i just got used to it

# ? Jul 23, 2021 01:39

crispix: Mar 28, 2015; Grand-Maman m'a raconté
_{(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)}

Hello, dear

it's a wee cylinder with holes in and a fan inside and it goes GHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

all night, like that

# ? Jul 23, 2021 01:40

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

probably have to be up to walk the dog in 2 hours, not sure if i should try and nap or just blaze through and put up with the inevitable icepick headache

# ? Jul 23, 2021 05:17

mrpwase: Apr 21, 2010; I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few

crispix posted:

it's a wee cylinder with holes in and a fan inside and it goes GHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

all night, like that

Count yourself lucky, not all of us have something ghooing all night like that

# ? Jul 23, 2021 07:09

Dell_Zincht: Nov 5, 2003

hey it's not warm today, what gives

# ? Jul 23, 2021 07:57

learnincurve: May 15, 2014; Smoosh

The scorb has retreated and is gathering it�s fiery strength for round 2 in August.

# ? Jul 23, 2021 08:49

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

crispix posted:

i can't sleep without my white noise machine on

how did you hook a speaker up to this thread???

# ? Jul 23, 2021 09:32

Gasmask: Apr 27, 2003; And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

how did you hook a speaker up to this thread???

wahaha

# ? Jul 23, 2021 09:47

fridge corn: Apr 2, 2003; NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN

If you click the Google doodle today you get a Tokyo Olympics themed game to play complete with anime intro

# ? Jul 23, 2021 09:49

The_Doctor: Mar 29, 2007; "The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."

It�s a Zelda-like game with a huge map! And some incredibly derpy-looking dog characters.

# ? Jul 23, 2021 09:50

Party Boat: Nov 1, 2007; where did that other dog come from

who is he

DDR is an olympic sport now

# ? Jul 23, 2021 10:00

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

there's a fish in a wheelchair

# ? Jul 23, 2021 10:13

hemale in pain: Jun 5, 2010

I'm going to enjoy the freezing cold weather of 25° today

# ? Jul 23, 2021 10:19

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

watching a shouty american man shout at people who run bars badly

# ? Jul 23, 2021 10:41

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

Party Boat posted:

DDR is an olympic sport now

I thought the e-games exhibition was last time.

# ? Jul 23, 2021 10:44

The_Doctor: Mar 29, 2007; "The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."

Bobby Deluxe posted:

watching a shouty american man shout at people who run bars badly

It�s not even lunch time yet.

# ? Jul 23, 2021 11:09

learnincurve: May 15, 2014; Smoosh

Counterpoint I�m eating my lunch at the moor

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# ? Jul 23, 2021 11:31

Looke: Aug 2, 2013

There is a beautiful breeze today and it�s making this weather much more tolerable

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CancerCakes: Jan 10, 2006

Friday lunch pub lunch might be a booze lunch

# ? Jul 23, 2021 12:26

JollyBoyJohn: Feb 13, 2019; For Real!

CancerCakes posted:

Friday lunch pub lunch might be a booze lunch

Surf and turf beckons

# ? Jul 23, 2021 12:27

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

the UK version is "serf and TERF"

do the pub lunch. everyone working should do it imo. it's friday. freedom friday.

# ? Jul 23, 2021 12:31

JollyBoyJohn: Feb 13, 2019; For Real!

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

the UK version is "serf and TERF"

LMAO

# ? Jul 23, 2021 12:34

Doctor_Fruitbat: Jun 2, 2013

I had a 49p McDonalds cheeseburger.

I've been at work for an hour, strongly considering going home. There's plenty to do, I just cannot be arsed at all.

# ? Jul 23, 2021 12:53

hemale in pain: Jun 5, 2010

I had lunch at the pub before even reading this thread telling me to do it!!!

No alcohol though, I gotta cycle

# ? Jul 23, 2021 13:34

Dell_Zincht: Nov 5, 2003

Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

I had a 49p McDonalds cheeseburger.

I've been at work for an hour, strongly considering going home. There's plenty to do, I just cannot be arsed at all.

Did you time travel back to 1995?

# ? Jul 23, 2021 13:36

Hedgehog Pie: May 19, 2012; Total fuckin' silence.

hemale in pain posted:

I had lunch at the pub before even reading this thread telling me to do it!!!

No alcohol though, I gotta cycle

That's no excuse.

# ? Jul 23, 2021 13:36

oh no computer: May 27, 2003

Work sent us home over 3hrs early again cos there's nothing to do. I was barely in for 29hrs this week (meant to be in for 45hrs) and most of the time I was in was me loving about on my phone. It's apparently gonna be the same next week too.

# ? Jul 23, 2021 13:42

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Camrath posted:

Waaaay ahead of you.

for a man who makes fudge for a living i thought you'd be a lot fatter

# ? Jul 23, 2021 13:43

JollyBoyJohn: Feb 13, 2019; For Real!

Friday is my office day which means its now the most comfortable day of my week! Never thought id say that

# ? Jul 23, 2021 13:47

hemale in pain: Jun 5, 2010

Hedgehog Pie posted:

That's no excuse.

Technically it's work too so drinking on the job

Im at home now though and watching the Olympic games opening ceremony and it's the weirdest stupidest thing ever with everyone pretending that there's an audience

# ? Jul 23, 2021 14:03

Dell_Zincht: Nov 5, 2003

hemale in pain posted:

Technically it's work too so drinking on the job

Im at home now though and watching the Olympic games opening ceremony and it's the weirdest stupidest thing ever with everyone pretending that there's an audience

the camera, the camera is the audience

also the orchestral medley of Japanese videogame music is great

# ? Jul 23, 2021 14:27

hemale in pain: Jun 5, 2010

I could of sworn i heard some music from Mario odyssey in there but the Olympic thread told me no

# ? Jul 23, 2021 14:53

Doctor_Fruitbat: Jun 2, 2013

Dell_Zincht posted:

Did you time travel back to 1995?

The 99p cheeseburger was on offer for some reason. The price definitely matched the taste.

# ? Jul 23, 2021 15:11

Camrath: Mar 19, 2004; The UKMT Fudge Baron

Jose posted:

for a man who makes fudge for a living i thought you'd be a lot fatter

I mean, I�m like 19 stone. Just also 6�2� and ridiculously broad across the shoulders.

Much fatter and I�d be into furniture destroying territory.

# ? Jul 23, 2021 15:16

learnincurve: May 15, 2014; Smoosh

Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

The 99p cheeseburger was on offer for some reason. The price definitely matched the taste.

You get to vote for what�s on offer next day via the app, only they had to rig it because the big Mac kept winning

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jiggerypokery: Feb 1, 2012; ...But I could hardly wait six months with a red hot jape like that under me belt.

Camrath posted:

I mean, I’m like 19 stone. Just also 6’2” and ridiculously broad across the shoulders.

Much fatter and I’d be into furniture destroying territory.

*swipes right

**had to Google what the directions do

# ? Jul 23, 2021 16:10

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