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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > [nws] instead of a summer olympics, there should be...
 
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Dr. Chainsaws PhD

 a cummer olympics (it's the same but it's about cum)

who can shoot theirs the farthest. who can fire off the most? watch these athletes ski down a slope before stopping to have to spurt. and the relay? well... let's just say it doesn't use a baton anymore

* # ? Jul 23, 2021 18:06
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Dr. Chainsaws PhD

 you could say the athletes need a lot of spunk

* # ? Jul 23, 2021 18:30
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Luvcow

One day nearer spring
just ah... just going to my room to watch sports, yeah... sports

* # ? Jul 23, 2021 18:36
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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


 michael phelps' giant long arms killing the 100m freestyle through an olympic sized swimming pool filled with cum


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!
* # ? Jul 23, 2021 18:42
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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


 that white stuff covering the ski jump? it's definitely not snow


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!
* # ? Jul 23, 2021 18:43
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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


 the spanish men's cum polo team gettin everyone thirsty


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!
* # ? Jul 23, 2021 18:44
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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


 instead of chalking their hands, all the gymnasts and weight lifters rub one out before every event


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!
* # ? Jul 23, 2021 18:46
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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


 i don't really know what that chalk is for and cum probably isn't a good substitute but i ran with it anyway


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!
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alnilam

 Olympic sex village still more or less as it is



ty manifisto

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Luvcow

One day nearer spring

alnilam posted:

Olympic sex village still more or less as it is
* # ? Jul 23, 2021 19:24
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Ventral EggSac

 new event this year: cardboard bed breaking

* # ? Jul 23, 2021 19:35
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take the moon

by sebmojo
the olympic torch handed to the last runner in the relay, their eyes filled with loathing and disgust as they try desperately to maintain a grip on it

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Luvcow

One day nearer spring

Ventral EggSac posted:

new event this year: cardboard bed breaking

cardboard bed has become damp and squishy, no longer structurally sound

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Luvcow

One day nearer spring

take the moon posted:

the olympic torch handed to the last runner in the relay, their eyes filled with loathing and disgust as they try desperately to maintain a grip on it
* # ? Jul 23, 2021 19:47
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Luvcow

One day nearer spring
athletes given official Olympic socks

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Ventral EggSac

 3 russian athletes kicked out for doping with pineapple

* # ? Jul 23, 2021 19:54
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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


 The indoor swimming pools still smell exactly the same


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!
* # ? Jul 23, 2021 20:16
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Luvcow

One day nearer spring

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

The indoor swimming pools still smell exactly the same
* # ? Jul 23, 2021 20:24
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your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)


if you get a bunch of gold medals they put you on the frosted flakes box


Join the BYOB Army


thank you again Saoshyant!!

* # ? Jul 23, 2021 20:26
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nut

 just in time for skeetboarding to get added

* # ? Jul 23, 2021 20:37
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


 Whack and field

* # ? Jul 23, 2021 21:53
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Heather Papps

hello friend

Ventral EggSac posted:

3 russian athletes kicked out for doping with pineapple



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

* # ? Jul 23, 2021 22:03
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Heather Papps

hello friend


 the biathlon is mostly the same. mostly.



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

* # ? Jul 23, 2021 22:04
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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Whack and field

lol

* # ? Jul 23, 2021 22:27
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nut

Ventral EggSac posted:

3 russian athletes kicked out for doping with pineapple
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Luvcow

One day nearer spring

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Whack and field
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Heather Papps

hello friend


 wow this years changes to gymnastics are wild. have you seen the pommel horse they're using?



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

* # ? Jul 23, 2021 22:35
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