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where guests are encouraged to talk during the movie, but if their comments suck, the other guests can boo and ask that they be kicked out.
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# ? Jul 26, 2021 04:28 |
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 20:54 |
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The idea that someone would pay for that privilege seems a little far fetched to me, OP
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# ? Jul 26, 2021 04:30 |
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I like it i’ll back it lets cut the “movie” poo poo though, keep the soda fountains, roundtable the chairs and glue people to them. Only way out is to get booed out but then you dont get prizes. Final 4 get toilet chairs. I like the way you think opq
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# ? Jul 26, 2021 04:33 |
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Sorry, I forgot to say it's a porn theater.
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# ? Jul 26, 2021 04:35 |
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First and foremost you need to decide what your policy is regarding guests masturbating in the theatre because you will have a lot of that. E: well gently caress
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# ? Jul 26, 2021 04:38 |
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I'll go if u show the karate kid
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# ? Jul 26, 2021 04:43 |
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Can I be an usher i will work for cheap
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# ? Jul 26, 2021 04:46 |
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vandalism posted:Can I be an usher i will work for cheap
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# ? Jul 26, 2021 04:50 |
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Spaghett posted:Sorry, I forgot to say it's a porn theater. https://i.imgur.com/tX5qkBK.mp4
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# ? Jul 26, 2021 04:53 |
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Spaghett posted:Sorry, I forgot to say it's a porn theater. Doobie's Hog House
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# ? Jul 26, 2021 04:56 |
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vandalism posted:Can I be an usher i will work for cheap Sure. Yo, where's the version with sound? Edit: found it Edit: The Bloop posted:Doobie's Hog House lol
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# ? Jul 26, 2021 05:02 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWfR3BeAbl8
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# ? Jul 26, 2021 05:05 |
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I want to start a theater where everyone cornholes each other while watching Marvek movies.
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# ? Jul 26, 2021 05:18 |
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bird with big dick posted:I want to start a theater where everyone cornholes each other while watching Marvek movies. https://www.etsy.com/listing/982211001/marvel-bookmarks
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# ? Jul 26, 2021 05:28 |
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What debut film can we look forward to on opening day, OP?
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# ? Jul 26, 2021 05:29 |
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Meme Poker Party posted:What debut film can we look forward to on opening day, OP? I figured we could watch Tenet or something like that. Y'all like Nolan?
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# ? Jul 26, 2021 05:33 |
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Ugh too gauche. Can we watch something with a little more gravitas like that 12 hour black and white movie of the director filming himself sleep?
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# ? Jul 26, 2021 05:35 |
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Spaghett posted:I figured we could watch Tenet or something like that. Y'all like Nolan? You said this was going to be a porn theater! I've been tricked!
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# ? Jul 26, 2021 05:36 |
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Spaghett posted:where guests are encouraged to talk during the movie, but if their comments suck, the other guests can boo and ask that they be kicked out. My college had a theater on campus and it was basically this. Well, you couldn't ask that someone be kicked out, but people would talk and joke through every movie and if you were just annoying and not funny some giant sports guy would eventually yell "SHUT THE gently caress UP" (edit) it was not a porn theater
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# ? Jul 26, 2021 05:38 |
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Meme Poker Party posted:You said this was going to be a porn theater! I've been tricked! Cinematic pornography is pornography. Are you not jerking it to the cinematography?
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# ? Jul 26, 2021 05:38 |
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Every theater is a porn theater in potentia
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# ? Jul 26, 2021 05:38 |
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I don't care what movies are playing on the screen as long as the ushers are jerking me off.
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# ? Jul 26, 2021 05:41 |
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Giraffe posted:I don't care what movies are playing on the screen as long as the ushers are jerking me off. Usher isn't going to jerk you off. We're not in Vegas.
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# ? Jul 26, 2021 05:48 |
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A theater with its own r word masturbators, now that's a thought
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# ? Jul 26, 2021 05:55 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:A theater with its own r word masturbators, now that's a thought My posts are lovely, but yours live up to your name. Take a hint from Limbaugh, eh?
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# ? Jul 26, 2021 06:00 |
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Will the other patrons make fun of my penis size?
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# ? Jul 26, 2021 06:05 |
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Pawn 17 posted:Will the other patrons make fun of my penis size? Only if you ask them to.
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# ? Jul 26, 2021 06:13 |
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im going to jack everyone off
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# ? Jul 26, 2021 06:40 |
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why not let the guests kick bad hecklers out themselves
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# ? Jul 26, 2021 07:36 |
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I want a theater that runs old horror movies.
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# ? Jul 26, 2021 07:52 |
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You're opening up a jerkoff theater and the first movie isn't Pee Wee's Big Adventure? This is loving amateur hour.
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# ? Jul 26, 2021 07:53 |
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You know there's probably something in a twitch stream that mixes in a public discord voice channel admined by a bot that only enables voice for one person at a time, and reads votes from twitch chat to decide to kickban the current voice
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# ? Jul 26, 2021 07:59 |
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Pawn 17 posted:Will the other patrons make fun of my penis size? That will be one of the trivia questions.
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# ? Jul 26, 2021 11:31 |
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StarkRavingMad posted:My college had a theater on campus and it was basically this. Well, you couldn't ask that someone be kicked out, but people would talk and joke through every movie and if you were just annoying and not funny some giant sports guy would eventually yell "SHUT THE gently caress UP" Wow this sounds extremely cool and hip and like your parents totally wouldn't get it I bet it was super rad AND they showed movies you TOTALLY wouldn't normally see late at night even
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# ? Jul 26, 2021 12:46 |
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Play Runaway Midget (Midget in a suitcase) OP then I will go.
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# ? Jul 26, 2021 12:57 |
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Will it have beer? Sounds like a good way to get away from my BITCH wife and drat kids. edit: seriously, though, last night I got drunk while playing Tower Unite and watched a bootleg copy of Coraline that someone was playing in one of the in-game theaters and it wasn't dissimilar from this.
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# ? Jul 26, 2021 13:27 |
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nunsexmonkrock posted:Play Runaway Midget (Midget in a suitcase) OP then I will go. theyre called little people rear end in a top hat
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# ? Jul 26, 2021 13:55 |
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super sweet best pal posted:I want a theater that runs old horror movies. Yo same though. But maybe it's actually just a bar.
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# ? Jul 27, 2021 06:45 |
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I'm in the theater screaming in agony during the performance
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# ? Jul 27, 2021 06:47 |
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 20:54 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4HTxmqNTCY
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