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I was told to come here and do a nice intro.. And since I am a lemming, I'm here to walk off the cliff.... My name is Atlas, I like to watch the sunrise in the Georgia mountains as the fresh dew evaporates from the grass creating a wonderful earthy aroma. I am a Gemini which means I think all people who believe in zodiac signs are idiots. I constantly believe I am smarter than everyone else, but consistently prove to everyone else that I am. If you thought I was going to be self-deprecating, that's probably because you are an emo reddit pussy that thinks people are going to open up and talk about their feelings. I will porbably make spelling errors and get corrected by someone thinking they are doing the world a favor by correcting me. Let the love reign down upon me. Why the gently caress does this poo poo have to be formal, -Atlas (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) Atlas_Quinn fucked around with this message at 02:58 on Jul 27, 2021 |
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What are your thoughts on critical race theory, op?
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Jul 27, 2021 02:54
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Hey OP! Welcome to the Something Awful forums  I can't help but notice you forgot to sign your post! You should make sure to edit it and add your name at the end for some formality to your first post.Happy posting! - gently caress SNEEP
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Jul 27, 2021 02:55
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Lemmings walking off cliffs was faked op
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Jul 27, 2021 02:56
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How do you you feel about people who crap at work op
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Jul 27, 2021 02:56
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Welcome Atlas
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Jul 27, 2021 02:59
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-PRO SNEEP And I vote
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Jul 27, 2021 02:59
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Welcome to GBS Have you ever read any posts here before yesterday?
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Jul 27, 2021 03:02
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Atlas_Quinn posted:I was told to come here and do a nice intro.. And since I am a lemming, I'm here to walk off the cliff.... lol fuckin' gottem
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Jul 27, 2021 03:03
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Finally, the perfect thread to use this emoticon in: 
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Jul 27, 2021 03:04
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Smugworth posted:How do you you feel about people who crap at work op Forget your feelings, how about a video of you taking a crap at work?
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Jul 27, 2021 03:06
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**Kramers into the thread** One day a kid and a crazy, wild-eyed old man who claims to be a scientist is going to come around asking about your dong. If that ever happens... unzips fly, produces lamia plush figure
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Jul 27, 2021 03:06
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Is this some stupid goonswarm initiation poo poo or something? Goddamn nerds
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Jul 27, 2021 03:07
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:What are your thoughts on critical race theory, op? *Insert meaningful quote by Jordan Peterson or Sam Harris*
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Jul 27, 2021 03:10
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I am personally acquainted with the Georgia mountains and everybody who lives there is Bad and dumb
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Jul 27, 2021 03:10
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Welcome to GBS! Please choose your GBS character class from the list below:
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Jul 27, 2021 03:12
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Smugworth posted:How do you you feel about people who crap at work op Boss makes a dollar while I make a dime, and that's why I poop on company time.
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Jul 27, 2021 03:12
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The georgia mountains are nice the people there are all bad and dumb, ergo you're bad and dumb.
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Jul 27, 2021 03:12
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Stalizard posted:I am personally acquainted with the Georgia mountains and everybody who lives there is Bad and dumb Personally acquainted huh? I can tell.
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Jul 27, 2021 03:13
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Giraffe posted:Forget your feelings, how about a video of you taking a crap at work? I got low prices on my Onlyfans account. HMU and we'll get you those work poo poo videos.
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Jul 27, 2021 03:15
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orange juche posted:The georgia mountains are nice the people there are all bad and dumb, ergo you're bad and dumb.
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Jul 27, 2021 03:15
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Don't sign your posts OP.
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Jul 27, 2021 03:16
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Don't sign your posts OP. why would you do this
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Jul 27, 2021 03:17
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Don't sign your posts OP. gently caress you I won't do what you tell me! -Atlas -Atlas -Atlas
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Jul 27, 2021 03:17
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I'm sorry OP but these forums are dead, and gay. Please respect our privacy during this difficult time.
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Jul 27, 2021 03:18
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What do you think of forums user "low key sex master"? Your answer is going to determine your entire posting career
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Jul 27, 2021 03:18
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Don't sign your posts OP. OP I have more posts per day than this poster, you should sign your posts, OP.
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Jul 27, 2021 03:18
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low key sex master posted:What do you think of forums user "low key sex master"? Your answer is going to determine your entire posting career I think if he mastered sex he wouldn't be on this forum.
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Jul 27, 2021 03:19
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murk lore
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Jul 27, 2021 03:21
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Atlas_Quinn posted:I think if he mastered sex he wouldn't be on this forum. I believe you have acquired a posting enemy.
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Jul 27, 2021 03:21
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I think this kid might just have what it takes
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Jul 27, 2021 03:22
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ql9-82oV2JE
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Jul 27, 2021 03:24
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I poo poo
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Jul 27, 2021 03:24
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Prof. Crocodile posted:Welcome to GBS! goku
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Jul 27, 2021 03:24
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I ain't afraid of no rollycoaster. Are you OP?
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Jul 27, 2021 03:25
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orange juche posted:I believe you have acquired a posting enemy. If that's all it takes to make an enemy, I guess you are all liberals.
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Jul 27, 2021 03:25
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Linux Pirate posted:I ain't afraid of no rollycoaster. Are you OP? I rode the Montu 21 times in a row in the front seat after sneaking in to a private event at Busch Gardens after sunset. *weird flex*
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Jul 27, 2021 03:27
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I asked you a question
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Jul 27, 2021 03:28
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Atlas_Quinn posted:Boss makes a dollar while I make a dime, and that's why I poop on company time. (Hmmm he knows the secret password) WELCOME FRIEND!
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OP I sucked the poo poo out of a tuber, root straight out the ground I was sucking it the freak off in public at the local fungi collective. You wouldn't have believed how people reacted. They were astonished. There I was, sucking this tuber, freaking sucking, slobbing, slorping, glorping, florping, gasping and grasping on this tuber. Going to town like they say, if you understand. Little did I know this inspired a great tuber suck-off. People started going at it with the tubers all around, there were men, women, enbies all sucking on tubers like crazy people. They were nuts, toys in the attic, totally cuckoo. I started screaming because it hit my head like a ton of hammers and bricks and cement that I had started all this. It was me spit shining the everloving freaking crap out of some tuber shaft that got these people going. I mean really going OP, every tuber there had an inch of slobber caked over them, people were splarting their sputum on those tubers like lunatics. I started hyperventilating cause I knew I had to get out of there, the tuber-suck-lust was too intense, it was like a mirror held up to me. I didn't realize how randy I must have looked when I was sucking tubers my own self. Now I saw yonder folk vacuuming the gunk out of tuber dick like nutties and it just looked crazy to me, unbelievable OP. I started pushing people over. They yelled in protest and I saw some of them with vomit and spewage running down their shirts because they got so passionate, so into tuber fellatio that they were gagging their very own throats and barfing because their gag reflex was mundo no bueno OP. You wouldn't have believed it if you saw it. Anyway all those dead people are the reason I'm posting this to you from prison.
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