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first of all, you're telling me that EVERY STUDENT falls into one of "nerd", "goody two shoes", "harmless doofus who probably specializes in like plant magic or some bullshit", and "literally evil"?? there's no "jock" house? there's no "art" house? there's no "house music" house??? FURTHERMORE,
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# ? Jul 27, 2021 03:12 |
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My niece made me do like 4 quizes and says i'm a Ravenclaw. It sounds cool so i roll w. it.
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# ? Jul 27, 2021 03:14 |
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everyone at hogwarts gets head lice, it's a hazing ritual
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# ? Jul 27, 2021 04:01 |
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Harry Potter sucks my rotten dickhole. Rotten because of years of syphilis's
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# ? Jul 27, 2021 04:13 |
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I thought Gryffindor was the jock house?
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# ? Jul 27, 2021 04:19 |
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there are no hause. there are only Einstürzende Neubauten https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oRQh-cqJmQ&t=16s
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# ? Jul 27, 2021 04:25 |
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Every person who is obsessed with what house they would sort into would almost certainly sort into Hufflepuff.
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# ? Jul 27, 2021 04:34 |
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Simone Magus posted:first of all, you're telling me that EVERY STUDENT falls into one of "nerd", "goody two shoes", "harmless doofus who probably specializes in like plant magic or some bullshit", and "literally evil"?? Um, the jocks are Evil, the art kids of goody two shoes and the music kids on the plant magic kids. Hope that helps.
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# ? Jul 27, 2021 04:36 |
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I thought the rich kids were evil??? I do not understand Harry Potter at all.
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# ? Jul 27, 2021 04:42 |
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Gryffindor is the jock house tho
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# ? Jul 27, 2021 04:49 |
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It's jock, goth, nerd and cool guy houses
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# ? Jul 27, 2021 04:51 |
How the heck are we supposed to contain the pandemic with all these kids sharing a hat
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# ? Jul 27, 2021 05:18 |
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I'm in the sexhaving house, unlike you non sexhaving nerds. Cause I am cool and strong and people want to have sex with me you can read it in my fanfic no it absolutely isn't projection gently caress you Brandon stop reading my blog
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# ? Jul 27, 2021 05:44 |
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i work with a bunch of folk who are all universally harry potter/star wars/MCU obsessed types and, well god bless 'em
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# ? Jul 27, 2021 05:47 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyiWYMDzeso
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# ? Jul 27, 2021 05:47 |
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I don't know how Harry Potter is still around honestly. I get that people enjoy it but it seems like a moment in culture that just wants to hang around. The last book was apparently 2007. If it was just a cool thing people talk about from time to time I'd get it but it's apparently this huge force of culture. I've heard people liken it to Tolkien and frankly they're complete dumbasses. At least Tolkien inspired countless works. gently caress, even Twilight inspired the lovely erotica book thing. Harry Potter has inspired nothing except milking the same things as eternatum. It boggles my mind. In conclusion, unlike the world of Harry Potter, literature is a land of contrast and spectrum.
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# ? Jul 27, 2021 05:51 |
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Das Boo posted:I thought Gryffindor was the jock house? Das Boo posted:I thought the rich kids were evil??? No, you got it right. Harry Potter is a mediocre student who only gets by because of his one smart friend, but he's popular because he's really good at sports. He's also pretty talented at wizard-fighting so he becomes a cop.
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# ? Jul 27, 2021 05:52 |
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I’m House Slitherin’
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# ? Jul 27, 2021 05:58 |
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# ? Jul 27, 2021 05:59 |
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Harry Potter is an isekai.
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# ? Jul 27, 2021 06:00 |
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that bitch gave me hog warts
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# ? Jul 27, 2021 06:07 |
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there's a lot of wizard school books out there. for example, the magicians is pretty good although the sequels get pretty out there. someone should write a book about going to wizard school that goes through all the lessons as well as all the after school drama, because learning is cool and it's important for kids to know that, and also the magic you learn in the lessons works for real in the real world. i think that would be pretty popular
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# ? Jul 27, 2021 07:55 |
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OP is just mad that they weren't allowed to become a wizard because the sorting hat placed them in Fat Camp
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# ? Jul 27, 2021 08:15 |
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QuarkJets posted:OP is just mad that they weren't allowed to become a wizard because the sorting hat placed them in Fat Camp Lmfao
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# ? Jul 27, 2021 08:28 |
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If I were the sorting hat I would have sorted Harry straight back to the room under the stairs where Dudley molests him.
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# ? Jul 27, 2021 09:44 |
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just think of all the other weird poo poo Sorting Hat mindreads but isn't allowed to openly discuss
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# ? Jul 27, 2021 11:37 |
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:just think of all the other weird poo poo Sorting Hat mindreads but isn't allowed to openly discuss Pervert. “Hufflepuff!” Weirdly into origami. “Gryffindor?” Steals underwear. “Slytherin!?” Saw parents in a BDSM sex orgy. “Gryffindor?!?!?!!?!” Had sexual awakening watching Pinnochio when the kids turn into donkeys. “Oh God!!! I mean Ravenclaw, I guess.” Fantasizes about sex with horses. “Therapy!!!!!!” Has hat fetish. “gently caress! I AM OUT!”
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# ? Jul 27, 2021 14:24 |
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it went to prove that you see us as you want to see us, in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. but what we found out is that each of us is a brain, and an athlete and a basket case and a princess and a criminal.
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# ? Jul 27, 2021 14:25 |
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syntaxfunction posted:I don't know how Harry Potter is still around honestly. I get that people enjoy it but it seems like a moment in culture that just wants to hang around. The last book was apparently 2007. If it was just a cool thing people talk about from time to time I'd get it but it's apparently this huge force of culture. Harry Potter inspired terfs and liberals probably. I haven't read that trash but it seems to have anyway.
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# ? Jul 27, 2021 14:35 |
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I poo poo in the hat and now my poop is slitherin’ down your neck
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# ? Jul 27, 2021 14:42 |
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its the humours OP, the sorting hat looks at the humours in your body
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# ? Jul 27, 2021 14:46 |
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The only message to take away from Harry Potter and any other young adult novel is "You, the reader, are a special snowflake just like the main character and anyone who disagrees with you on anything is evil and will burn in Hell".
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# ? Jul 27, 2021 14:48 |
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loving hell, lol
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# ? Jul 27, 2021 14:51 |
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Pladdicus posted:it went to prove that you see us as you want to see us, in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. but what we found out is that each of us is a brain, and an athlete and a basket case and a princess and a criminal. please refer to my doctoral thesis on why Ally Sheedy changing into a conventionally-attractive dress at the end of that movie is a hate crime
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# ? Jul 27, 2021 15:33 |
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The best thing I’ve heard anyone describe about Harry Potter is it’s a book for kids that teaches kids that enemy is everywhere. Your friends, neighbours, friendly shop keepers, parents, teachers could all be secret neonazis bent on destroying you and everyone like you that are just waiting for the starter pistol to tear apart your world. Which is uh extremely prescient and of immense utility
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# ? Jul 27, 2021 16:07 |
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chaosbreather posted:there's a lot of wizard school books out there. for example, the magicians is pretty good although the sequels get pretty out there. someone should write a book about going to wizard school that goes through all the lessons as well as all the after school drama, because learning is cool and it's important for kids to know that, and also the magic you learn in the lessons works for real in the real world. i think that would be pretty popular The Magicians is terrible because basically everyone in the story is hedonistic assholes. It ruins the message of the story because everything is lovely when you are a hedonistic rear end in a top hat. There is only one likable character in the story. The TV show makes everyone way less terrible. Also, the show removes the creepy scene where everybody has sex as animals that was in the book.
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# ? Jul 27, 2021 16:46 |
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Simone Magus posted:first of all, you're telling me that EVERY STUDENT falls into one of "nerd", "goody two shoes", "harmless doofus who probably specializes in like plant magic or some bullshit", and "literally evil"?? Actually the categories are good, evil, other, and other.
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# ? Jul 27, 2021 16:49 |
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the hat shouts "HUFFLEHUFF!"
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# ? Jul 27, 2021 16:55 |
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Yaldabaoth posted:The only message to take away from Harry Potter and any other young adult novel is "You, the reader, are a special snowflake just like the main character and anyone who disagrees with you on anything is evil and will burn in Hell". Yeah we really need to beat the idea that they're worthless shits that won't amount to nothing into are kids earlier in life, this shouldn't be a revelation in their 20s or 30s or god forbid during the "midlife crisis"
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More like sharting hat
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