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Hi I just wanted to say that if your coworkers are making fun of you for hoverhanding a hot girl you work with in a picture, and saying things like i'm afraid i might touch a woman in this picture, that actually you should get a pass on this hoverhand because if you touch a girl at work you could get sent to human resources for sensitivity training.
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Jul 27, 2021 11:29
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first post is reserved for respecting women
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Jul 27, 2021 11:29
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hoverhand everyone. do not touch others.
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Jul 27, 2021 11:42
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Ppl should hoverwipe their rear end too. 
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Jul 27, 2021 11:44
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FYI OP not only do you not have to touch people you’re standing next to you don’t have to pretend to touch people standing next to you either you can just stand there with your arms at your sides or behind you or clasped in front of you or with your thumbs jammed up your own rear end or whatever you like really
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Jul 27, 2021 11:52
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I have a rare condition where I can only hover hand. If I try to put my arm around a woman a force holds me back similar to if you tried to put two magnets together. Please respect my medical condition OP
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Jul 27, 2021 11:57
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bird with big dick posted:FYI OP not only do you not have to touch people you’re standing next to you don’t have to pretend to touch people standing next to you either you can just stand there with your arms at your sides or behind you or clasped in front of you or with your thumbs jammed up your own rear end or whatever you like really 
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Jul 27, 2021 12:21
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But why did my mom hoverhand me in all the family photos 
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Jul 27, 2021 12:24
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wear an oven mitt, then you're allowed to touch
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Jul 27, 2021 12:25
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op just made this comic as a thread
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Jul 27, 2021 12:25
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkFGaJMSQyU
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Jul 27, 2021 12:27
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Smugworth posted:But why did my mom hoverhand me in all the family photos Why did my mum jam her thumbs up her own rear end in every family photo op
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Jul 27, 2021 12:37
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Chrs posted:I have a rare condition where I can only hover hand. If I try to put my arm around a woman a force holds me back similar to if you tried to put two magnets together. Please respect my medical condition OP (Flimsily maintaining a handstand, hover-gliding across a floor of perplexed volunteers) “I, I prefer this! We could make this into a car or something!”
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Jul 27, 2021 14:01
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This is why you always give the double thumbs up in photos
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Jul 27, 2021 14:04
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Grab rear end and jam those fingers up in there regardless of gender
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Jul 27, 2021 14:05
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:op just made this comic as a thread gently caress maybe I gotta start reading One Piece
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Jul 27, 2021 14:07
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Keanu Reeves hover hands (Google it). It's fine OP
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Jul 27, 2021 14:17
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never touch anyone.
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Jul 27, 2021 14:32
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Pladdicus posted:never touch anyone. Not even yourself. I hoverhand my own dick when tuggin.
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Jul 27, 2021 14:36
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Hell Yeah posted:Hi I just wanted to say that if your coworkers are making fun of you for hoverhanding a hot girl you work with in a picture, and saying things like i'm afraid i might touch a woman in this picture, that actually you should get a pass on this hoverhand because if you touch a girl at work you could get sent to human resources for sensitivity training. You got it backwards. Guys who hoverhand are not respecting women at all, they're trying to cop a feel without actually touching the woman.
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Jul 27, 2021 14:39
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I used to hoverhand in my awkward youth but after learning how cringe it was I stopped. If someone is willing to stand close to you in a photo that means they are probably okay with limited and respectful personal contact. I have put my hand on the shoulders of several coworkers while posing for photos over the years and have suffered no negative consequences.
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Jul 27, 2021 14:42
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Hoverhand my dick
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Jul 27, 2021 14:43
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Yaldabaoth posted:You got it backwards. Guys who hoverhand are not respecting women at all, they're trying to cop a feel without actually touching the woman. OP should probably just shove his thumb up his rear end so everyone wins.
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Jul 27, 2021 14:45
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Never hoverhanded you can touch people non-sexually, who knows what your problem is
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Jul 27, 2021 15:46
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Just grab em by the pussy, dick, whatever they got, the rules don’t apply anymore and everything sucks.
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Jul 27, 2021 15:49
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Hover handing people is unlicensed reiki, you're loving up their chakras
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Jul 27, 2021 15:51
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I like to hover dick my balls
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Jul 27, 2021 15:52
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Ventral EggSac posted:Hover handing people is unlicensed reiki, you're loving up their chakras I thought Jarred was jut a pedophile but hes also a Chakra leach Common western phrase
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Jul 27, 2021 15:53
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I learned how to hover hand from David Blaine. He called it “levitation” or some other PC bullshit but I think we are all mature enough here to read between the lines
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Jul 27, 2021 15:56
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I think its gross to be in enough proximity of another person to have to make this decision
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Jul 27, 2021 15:58
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If theres more than 2 people in the photo you don't need to touch anyone. Just drag a third coworker into your photos
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Jul 27, 2021 16:00
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Never touch anyone at work. Maintain formality at all costs. Better to be thought of as aloof than to listen to your co-worker drone on about their personal life. Take your lunches at your desk, with your headphones on. Fill your Outlook Calendar with fake meetings so it looks like you're always busy. If someone invites you out to drinks, tell them you have church. Always church.
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Jul 27, 2021 16:00
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Imagine touching a person and they were repulsed MOST people seem to know how not to do that and still touch people because they are normal
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Jul 27, 2021 16:05
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Robin Williams posted:Imagine touching a person and they were repulsed We are still repulsed, we just don’t let you know because we are worried you will retaliate against us. Hth
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Jul 27, 2021 16:08
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1redflag posted:We are still repulsed, we just don’t let you know because we are worried you will retaliate against us. Hth Im pretty sure I know my friends, but thanks for being over-reactive and lovely about it.
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Jul 27, 2021 16:09
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MAINTAIN SOCIAL DISTANCING op you are so irresponsible i can't believe some people just can't make the smallest sacrifices i haven't left my house since march when jayden and maylee had to go to the doctor and...
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Jul 27, 2021 16:09
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Just grab em by the pussy, dick, whatever they got, the rules don’t apply anymore and everything sucks. Correction: Everything sucks because the rules say things are suppose to suck and trying to change things is an abomination.
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Jul 27, 2021 16:10
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:This is why you always give the double thumbs up in photos Double shocker instead.
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Jul 27, 2021 16:12
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Robin Williams posted:Im pretty sure I know my friends, but thanks for being over-reactive and lovely about it. 
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Jul 27, 2021 16:37
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Just grab em by the pussy, dick, whatever they got, the rules don’t apply anymore and everything sucks. *grabs your gonopods and milks them tenderly for the camera* Say cheese!
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Jul 27, 2021 16:45
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