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Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Either ya got'em or ya don't

This cute little moose can handle approximately .95m2/s of pearly white bechamel.


My main man J-C had some serious trunk infrastructure.


My other main main I-P nickname his gutters "the sluiceway".


Mark Spitz was used to re-direct roughly 2,000,000L of the sticky stuff during the Indiana cum-floods of 1971.


Post them gutterz.

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Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxVNOnPyvIU
this D'Angelo music video has some legendary gutters in it

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Caesar Saladin posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxVNOnPyvIU
this D'Angelo music video has some legendary gutters in it

Truly classic gutters.

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Caesar Saladin posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxVNOnPyvIU
this D'Angelo music video has some legendary gutters in it

This video always kinda freaked me out because his cum gutters are way too defined and it looks weird. Like he's a GI Joe.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Gum Cutters

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


Huh, I legit thought cum gutters referred to abs.

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.

This is now the Doritos thread.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Gum Cutters.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Armitag3 posted:

Huh, I legit thought cum gutters referred to abs.

This is a thread for learning.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYKpoY47p2Q

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Psshhh yeah buddy, “cum gutters”, that’s a shovel for digging yer mum out. :jerkbag:

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
No need for cum gutters when you’re a cum guzzler :dukedog:

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Armitag3 posted:

Huh, I legit thought cum gutters referred to abs.

You're thinking of cum washboard

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Luciferian wave guides. :mario:

Oh Don Piano
Nov 4, 2009
Cum Trough.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


sperm berm

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Creampie Pipeline

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Load bearers

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

spunk trunk

Carwash Cunt
Aug 21, 2007

Poohs Packin posted:

This is a thread for learning.

So, are they mostly used for catching your own cum or loads flying in from elsewhere?

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


Cum Town

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Gum Cummers

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.
I somehow had never heard the term cum gutters until it was in an episode of Rick and Morty from last season.

Twitch
Apr 15, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Cum gutters is pretty good, but I've been saying vagina bones for the last couple years.

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Twitch posted:

Cum gutters is pretty good, but I've been saying vagina bones for the last couple years.

So I'm not a gynecologist or anything but I'm pretty sure vaginas don't have bones.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

CPL593H posted:

So I'm not a gynecologist or anything but I'm pretty sure vaginas don't have bones.

I’ve heard your mom’s has a lot of bones in it

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem

CPL593H posted:

So I'm not a gynecologist or anything but I'm pretty sure vaginas don't have bones.

Are you sure?

This is very unsettling

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

I’ve heard your mom’s has a lot of bones in it

:golfclap:

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Men are not sex objects OP.

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

How about we call them ab pussy

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Ventral EggSac posted:

How about we call them ab pussy

thinkin bout that abdominussy

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

Twitch posted:

Cum gutters is pretty good, but I've been saying vagina bones for the last couple years.

they're like a cheat code for good @sex

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Men are not sex objects OP.

I am a man and I am most certainly a sex object with cum gutters capable of re-directing biblical loads. Noah should've gotten in touch with me during the old testament because boy-howdy.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
This pinball machine is broken, it only has one flipper. :shrug:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

This pinball machine is broken, it only has one flipper. :shrug:

Push the button.

GOD PUSH IT

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
I'm pretty sure buildings in ancient Rome had literal cum gutters for cleaning up after the orgies.

Legin Noslen
Sep 9, 2004
Fortified with Rhiboflavin
Juice Sluices

pacerhimself
Dec 30, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

Inzombiac posted:

Gum Cummers

I opened with thread holding my scissors and double bubble and it's obvious I misread the title

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Plum Splutters

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Oh Don Piano
Nov 4, 2009

Yaldabaoth posted:

I'm pretty sure buildings in ancient Rome had literal cum gutters for cleaning up after the orgies.

They hiring?

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