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barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
medals updated :toot:

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surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
Seems like it's legitimately going mediocre for Team USA at this point.

- Silver at team gymnastics, Biles injured
- Ledecky not dominant; men and women's swim team in general kind of underwhelming
- Silver at softball
- Women's soccer and men's basketball teams struggling

Women's basketball won and women's water polo still look good. Biles could come back and win a few of the individual gymnastics events. The shooting teams have been alright.

It could be worse, I guess.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
I feel terrible for Biles and the gymnastics team but apart from that lol at America choking at everything

TheMadMilkman
Dec 10, 2007

surf rock posted:

- Ledecky not dominant; men and women's swim team in general kind of underwhelming

To be fair, her best events are the 800 and 1600.

But yes, the swimmers have been underwhelming. I think they screwed up the taper timing at the prep camp.

Omnikin
May 29, 2007

Press 'E' for Medic
first American gold in taekwondo
first American gold in foil? one of the fencing disciplines at least
some great American weightlifters coming up
double American golds in skeet, one of them being a guy's third gold in the event

We've won the most total medals & only behind one gold, lol @ saying US is mediocre because the glamour events haven't been US sweeps at this point

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
USA owns imo

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

barnold posted:

USA owns imo

numbah one bay-bee

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Bip Roberts posted:

numbah one bay-bee

Actually America is number two :eng101:

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?

Omnikin posted:

first American gold in taekwondo
first American gold in foil? one of the fencing disciplines at least
some great American weightlifters coming up
double American golds in skeet, one of them being a guy's third gold in the event

We've won the most total medals & only behind one gold, lol @ saying US is mediocre because the glamour events haven't been US sweeps at this point

yeah and will probably still rack up a bunch in track and upcoming swimming events. Ladecky has only been underwhelming by her own insane standard and like someone else said her best events haven't happened yet, she's primarily a distance swimmer.

And even in stuff where we're struggling relative to expectations we should probably still be favorites in three of the four basketball events and win a bunch of individual gymnastics stuff.

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Rarity posted:

Actually America is number two :eng101:

your GB thread doesn't even have a medal count in the op. sad!

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
It's got more posts though :smug:

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
I'm finding myself rooting for America for the first time in years. I've been so jaded due to our country taking a big poo poo the past 5 years and it made me feel less... American. Almost guilty due to how much I "hated" us. But now I feel better because I want the US to win and I'm behind them. It's inspiring to see these athletes represent us.

U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Rarity posted:

It's got more posts though :smug:

you win medals at the Olympics though, not posts :thunk:

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
well, you would if GB were capable of winning many i guess

How are u
May 19, 2005

by Azathoth

barnold posted:

USA owns imo

Hell yeah, even when we don't win gold. It's just awesome seeing these people do their thing.

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

How are u posted:

It's just awesome seeing these people do their thing.

this is what the Olympics are all about :cheersdoge:

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

barnold posted:

you win medals at the Olympics though, not posts :thunk:

And GB wins gold in posting, the only sport that matters :hai:

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
cope

e: USA up to 25 medals :toot:

barnold fucked around with this message at 17:45 on Jul 27, 2021

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Posting itt to remind myself to post a very good USA Olympics gif when I get home :911:

How are u
May 19, 2005

by Azathoth
I am watching some American horse prance about very nicely on TV right now. I don't know about horse prancing, but it seems to be kicking rear end at it.

How are u
May 19, 2005

by Azathoth
Now there is a brown horse, and it is prancing perhaps even better than the first one.

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Is mitt Romney’s horse still going to the Olympics?

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

How are u posted:

Now there is a brown horse, and it is prancing perhaps even better than the first one.

I checked out a stream of the dressage just to see what it's like and the the announcer immediately said "and this horse... he's just absolutely loving it. he's so strong and beautiful and true.... I just hope he never realizes that there's very little people watching him"

How are u
May 19, 2005

by Azathoth
I think the horses do it purely for the love of the game, so he'll be alright :unsmith:

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
How is horsey dance an olympic sport but not Dog Run?

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

HootTheOwl posted:

How is horsey dance an olympic sport but not Dog Run?

Horsey dance used to be a series of military exercises. I think up until the 1940s the teams were made up entirely of cavalry officers even as the cavalry ceased being used in active warfare. The moves themselves are from like Napoleonic era warfare (horses in formation have to adjust their speed and collection/extension of their gaits) so they were irrelevant even back then, but it's a good test of how well trained the horse is and (more importantly) how well trained the human is; there's a lot of teeny tiny adjustments in balance, grip, shifting weight, movement of the rider's lower leg and foot to get the horses to do the thing.

Eventing at the Olympics used to be fuckin' bonkers too, the cross-country course was basically "take the worst terrain you would ever find on a battlefield and gallop really really fast over it". Now it's just "take the craziest jumps the course designer has come up with and gallop really really fast over it" which is slightly less dangerous.

How are u
May 19, 2005

by Azathoth

HootTheOwl posted:

How is horsey dance an olympic sport but not Dog Run?

If they wanted to dance the dogs I bet it would be allowed.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
I hope the US soccer team turns it around because when they won their last tournament they partied super loving hard and I hope this time they win and invite Alexander ovechkin to party with them, causing a party singularity that destroys earth.

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

here is the good gif

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Badger of Basra posted:

here is the good gif



:eyepop:

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

we should have a gif thread I think I got that gif from a previous olympics gif thread

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Badger of Basra posted:

we should have a gif thread I think I got that gif from a previous olympics gif thread

But it can be all tiktoks now

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
medals updooted. we're number one, and we're number fun

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Omnikin posted:

first American gold in taekwondo
first American gold in foil? one of the fencing disciplines at least
some great American weightlifters coming up
double American golds in skeet, one of them being a guy's third gold in the event

We've won the most total medals & only behind one gold, lol @ saying US is mediocre because the glamour events haven't been US sweeps at this point

sure, the US has won gold everywhere except the events that matter

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

all events matter except dressage

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Mantis42 posted:

all events matter except dressage

That event matters the most, as it is how the mole-men decide who will have custody of our human nations for the next four years.

strtj
Feb 1, 2010

Mantis42 posted:

all events matter except dressage

m o d e r n p e n t a t h l o n

Guy A. Person
May 23, 2003

TheMadMilkman posted:

To be fair, her best events are the 800 and 1600.

But yes, the swimmers have been underwhelming. I think they screwed up the taper timing at the prep camp.

Someone in I think the swim thread made the point that Michael Phelps really wrecked the loving curve when discussing US Olympic swimming because when he was competing the press could hype him up as the dude who was going to win every single gold, and then he did. Ledecky by contrast got hyped up and only has a paltry 3 medals, only one of them gold and she had the nerve to not medal in one of her events! (when she was swimming two in one day and got gold in the other one)

Like realistically, the US has the most of every single medal in swimming and almost double the total medal count of the next closest country and is looking to increase all counts even further over the next few days. They're really only underwhelming in the sense that they no longer have a person who can win gold in a bunch of different disciplines because they are the best swimmer of all time (they instead of someone who can gold in her specialist areas but still medal in other areas because they're only one of the best swimmers of all time)

strtj
Feb 1, 2010

Guy A. Person posted:

Someone in I think the swim thread made the point that Michael Phelps really wrecked the loving curve when discussing US Olympic swimming because when he was competing the press could hype him up as the dude who was going to win every single gold, and then he did. Ledecky by contrast got hyped up and only has a paltry 3 medals, only one of them gold and she had the nerve to not medal in one of her events! (when she was swimming two in one day and got gold in the other one)

I think the difficulty here is following up an Olympics where you do blow everyone away. That's what Ledecky did in 2016, she was practically at a Simone Biles "everyone else might as well not even bother" level of performance. They hyped her that way and she delivered. Now, five years later, she's not quite on the same form and it's unsurprisingly disappointing some folks.

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Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

Speaking of blowing people away
https://twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/1421269137368571908?s=19

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