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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Serious Hardware/Software Crap > YOSPOS > YOSPOS Tweets v1.5: (enlarging bottoms mostly)
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flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

MrQueasy posted:

https://twitter.com/Ask_Spectrum/status/1419152542710173699?s=20

https://web.archive.org/web/20030210193307/http://www.nik.com.au/alice/

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Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this

flakeloaf posted:

.dll gribble
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Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


 https://twitter.com/fesshole/status/1420027451376291850?s=19

:discourse:

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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
 https://twitter.com/mnateshyamalan/status/1420241471517728769?s=21

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NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER



shit wizard dad

 https://twitter.com/ArcOnInternet/status/1420377574870421505

This is cool old poo poo, the smaller video plays OK for me without buffering.

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Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Kenny Logins posted:

https://twitter.com/mnateshyamalan/status/1420241471517728769?s=21

i dated a lady whose 17yr old internet addled daughter was shocked that i knew what tumblr was. i explained to her that i was a web developer and knowing about and creating this stuff is what people like me get paid to do. i think that really made her think and take a long hard look at what she was doing with her life and im proud of the contribution i made to society that day

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Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


 https://twitter.com/memecrashes/status/1415041592054923268?s=19

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FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1418564741878804483

better luck next time, beep

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PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


 stroke stroke stroke

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Pythagoras a trois
Feb 19, 2004

I have a lot of points to make and I will make them later.
No, I'm not afraid of the virus ~warily looks across the room to my office door~

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Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001

FMguru posted:

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1418564741878804483

better luck next time, beep

extremely rude of you to do a HIPAA breach with my PHI

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Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



 jim, there's nothing silly about this. it's a serious medical condition. you're gonna rupture them!

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NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
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shit wizard dad

Achmed Jones posted:

jim, there's nothing silly about this. it's a serious medical condition. you're gonna rupture them!

-Dr. Leonard 'Boner' McCoy

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Sereri
Sep 30, 2008

awwwrigami

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

extremely rude of you to do a HIPAA breach with my PHI

They didn't ask whether you were vaccinated :confused:

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Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

 https://twitter.com/chigozienri/status/1420781066550497285

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Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



 I'm not a fan of the anal dentata fingers, but now I want a painkiller sequel

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PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


 you can find me in the pile of asses level, right before the mountain of screams

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Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



 they call that mountain view

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flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

 six-sigmoid uptime

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MrQueasy
Nov 15, 2005

Probiot-ICK
https://twitter.com/tonyzaret/status/1420823902847217667?s=20

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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
 https://twitter.com/fart/status/1420639214081695748?s=21

* # ? Jul 29, 2021 22:49
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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
 https://twitter.com/mikescollins/status/1420568274799050755?s=21

* # ? Jul 29, 2021 22:54
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MrQueasy
Nov 15, 2005

Probiot-ICK
https://twitter.com/TANKIEPILLED/status/1420476500713775104?s=20

* # ? Jul 29, 2021 23:01
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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
 https://twitter.com/trillmoregirls/status/1420740036841050113?s=21

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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Kenny Logins posted:

https://twitter.com/trillmoregirls/status/1420740036841050113?s=21
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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
 https://twitter.com/deputywarlock/status/1420846612650332170?s=21

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flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Kenny Logins posted:

https://twitter.com/fart/status/1420639214081695748?s=21


:5:

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graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Kenny Logins posted:


the longer cut is better

https://twitter.com/patcheschance/status/1420564127433564161

i didnt even notice it during but was howling afterwards

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mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through
 https://twitter.com/seesitting/status/1417727484074754052?s=21

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Midjack
Dec 24, 2007

mediaphage posted:

https://twitter.com/seesitting/status/1417727484074754052?s=21

looks like they got...

... the shaft

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mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Midjack posted:

looks like they got...

... the shaft

YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



 did you just post video of some dudes dying

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NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
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shit wizard dad

 https://twitter.com/behind_pics/status/1420851631948713984?s=20

lol @ ultra-specific accounts like this one

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jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004

graph posted:

the longer cut is better

https://twitter.com/patcheschance/status/1420564127433564161

i didnt even notice it during but was howling afterwards
i read that dominos were real fuckin mad about this lmao

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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

NoneMoreNegative posted:

https://twitter.com/behind_pics/status/1420851631948713984?s=20

lol @ ultra-specific accounts like this one

animorphs but it’s hobbits

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Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



 lol

also

https://twitter.com/behind_pics/status/1409308061831888901

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mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Achmed Jones posted:

did you just post video of some dudes dying

nah a blog post i found about it said they fell about five feet and got banged up

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Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004

mediaphage posted:

nah a blog post i found about it said they fell about five feet and got banged up

ah cool, thanks!

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Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

NoneMoreNegative posted:

https://twitter.com/behind_pics/status/1420851631948713984?s=20

lol @ ultra-specific accounts like this one
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The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

Ellie Trashcakes posted:



lord of the rings rats

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