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Hello I'm a battleship and I need everyone to MAN BATTLESTATIONS THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
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E7
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Jul 29, 2021 03:56
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Alternatively, come to the mess hall for board game night. We've got nachos (it's government cheese sauce but its...okay) and soft serve!
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Jul 29, 2021 03:58
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Uh I'm on a poop deck, gimme a min or twenty
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Jul 29, 2021 04:02
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Jul 29, 2021 04:48
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Oh gently caress
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Jul 29, 2021 04:50
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Aye aye, Captain! Swabs poop deck with tongue
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Jul 29, 2021 05:03
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Ach he's giving it all he's got cap'n
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Jul 29, 2021 05:04
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Stacking Ships: Viable tactic with chance of blowing up in your face or Cheating jerk, ships can't ride each other!
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Jul 29, 2021 05:04
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Athanatos posted:Stacking Ships: Amusing house rule but cheating if not pre approved
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Jul 29, 2021 05:09
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Colonel Cancer posted:Ach he's giving it all he's got cap'n “Mlmphlowwowowowowowofloop”
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Jul 29, 2021 05:09
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Station! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySnqiYi40sI
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Jul 29, 2021 05:10
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Athanatos posted:Stacking Ships: Third option: legitimate but multiple hits have to be announced. So when someone sinks the sailboat that's sitting on top of the battleship, you can't "you sunk my sailboat!" while omitting the fact that it was a regular hit at the same time.
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Jul 29, 2021 05:14
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Should be able to place submarines on enemy side imo
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Jul 29, 2021 05:20
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Klyith posted:Third option: legitimate but multiple hits have to be announced. So when someone sinks the sailboat that's sitting on top of the battleship, you can't "you sunk my sailboat!" while omitting the fact that it was a regular hit at the same time. Yeah, people who try and use other ships as shields that absorb hits and dont transfer hits down are right next to people who don't return shopping carts to the corral on the rear end in a top hat list.
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Jul 29, 2021 05:21
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Colonel Cancer posted:Should be able to place submarines on enemy side imo This idea is kinda great
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Jul 29, 2021 05:21
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Is there actually a version of battleship with a "sailboat"?
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Jul 29, 2021 05:22
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The Bloop posted:Is there actually a version of battleship with a "sailboat"? Battleship is whatever you want it to be.
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Jul 29, 2021 05:59
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The Bloop posted:Is there actually a version of battleship with a "sailboat"? the sailboats are swedish neutrals, you lose points for hitting them! (I don't remember what the tiny 2-hit one was.)
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Jul 29, 2021 06:36
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My submarine is full of seamen
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Jul 29, 2021 06:45
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The small boat is a landing craft and attacking it is a war crime
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Jul 29, 2021 14:16
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Sorry, I'm AWOL. Actively Wanking On Line
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Jul 29, 2021 14:49
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dervinosdoom posted:Hello I'm a battleship and I need everyone to MAN BATTLESTATIONS THIS IS NOT A DRILL! Are you like one of those battleships from countless japanese phone games were the ships are also women?
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Jul 29, 2021 14:51
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Yaldabaoth posted:Are you like one of those battleships from countless japanese phone games were the ships are also women? Is... Is that a thing?
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Jul 29, 2021 14:56
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dervinosdoom posted:Is... Is that a thing? now u done it...
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Jul 29, 2021 15:00
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dervinosdoom posted:Is... Is that a thing? It is and it's as bad as you expect. There's like dozens of these games.
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Jul 29, 2021 15:07
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Wamdoodle posted:now u done it... 
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Jul 29, 2021 15:07
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Does she float or fly?
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Jul 29, 2021 15:32
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Athanatos posted:Does she float or fly? Yes
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Jul 29, 2021 15:33
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Why does anime have to ruin everything?
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Jul 29, 2021 15:43
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quite unmanned in folly
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Jul 29, 2021 16:12
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Yaldabaoth posted:Are you like one of those battleships from countless japanese phone games were the ships are also women? is there also one for trains?
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Jul 29, 2021 16:16
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man meat? hulk Hogan meat shoes
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Jul 29, 2021 16:17
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dervinosdoom posted:Is... Is that a thing?   
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Jul 29, 2021 16:33
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anybody checked the infrared recently? uuuh prob nbd
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Jul 29, 2021 16:39
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"x but they're all teen girls" is an extremely popular genre of book, anime and video game in the land of the rising sun, and it should surprise nobody that there are mountains of pornographic images thereof drawn by the nation's enterprising perverts The only one that doesn't have more porn than there is legitimate content is the one about famous racehorses as teen girls, and that's only because all the racehorses in Japan are owned by mafia bosses and the porn artists are scared of them
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Jul 29, 2021 16:41
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if you're on a battleship are you allowed to play music over comms or will the admiral get pissy cause you picked the wrong genre
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Jul 29, 2021 16:45
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Woman Me
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Jul 29, 2021 16:47
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I thought you said *cake* boat.
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Jul 29, 2021 16:50
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Colonel Cancer posted:Should be able to place submarines on enemy side imo Hello, yes, I see your submarine which you kindly placed on my side and move immediately to blow it up
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