You are a monster in the Something Awful Dungeon.

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Hihohe: Oct 4, 2008; Fuck you and the sun you live under

Welcome fellow creatures this is the official forum for the Something Awful Dungeon that lies under the town.
This is where we can discuss current going ons and whats happening with our personal lives.

As you all know, There have been more clerics plumbing the depths recently and they are particular effective against undead minions so skeletons, zombies, ghosts, watch out.

Kobolds... I need you to stop loving with my potion rack, i know we have to share this section of the underground mushroom forest but it is not Mountain Dew Code Red. Those are essence of Wretched and im tired of lugging your bodies to the morgue.

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flubber nuts: Oct 5, 2005

can we please do something about all these bones

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Spinz: Jan 7, 2020; I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

I want to be a zombie hungering for Daryl

Only Daryl
I'm very very lost

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Sophy Wackles: Dec 17, 2000; > access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.

Please recycle any old bones and bring them to my laboratory for reanimation.

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Junk: Dec 20, 2003; Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

can i be one of those haunted suits of armor that comes alive when adventurers haplessly walk past me

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Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

If you have an issue with the bones please contact a admonsterator, I cannot do anything about it.

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Kirk Vikernes: Apr 26, 2004; Count Goatnackh

Op, what version of Something Awful Dungeon is this? As an intellectual, I only play 3.5.

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Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Am I a skeleton or a bone golem?!!? Somebody help

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Klyith: Aug 3, 2007; GBS Pledge Week

*schlorps along a corridor absorbing the corpses of monsters and adventurers into my gelatinous body*

*excretes a trail of undigested bones behind me*

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Lieutenant Dan: Oct 27, 2009; Weedlord Bonerhitler

Do we... do we roll for initiative? something something rolling bones?

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Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

I am a riddle master

If you answer my riddle correctly, you get transported to a random part of the dungeon. If you fail to answer it correctly, you must gaze upon my naked flesh as I perform the dreaded helicopter whirl

Do you dare walk my path, adventurer?

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SLICK GOKU BABY: Jun 12, 2001; Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls

Anyone got some Star Trek videos on VHS? If you do you can escape the dungeon with your buttholes intact.

# ? Jul 30, 2021 04:42

Lieutenant Dan: Oct 27, 2009; Weedlord Bonerhitler

low key sex master posted:

I am a riddle master

If you answer my riddle correctly, you get transported to a random part of the dungeon. If you fail to answer it correctly, you must gaze upon my naked flesh as I perform the dreaded helicopter whirl

Do you dare walk my path, adventurer?

gently caress yeah, hit me

*spits directly onto ancient cobblestone floor*

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Grevlek: Jan 11, 2004

They don't pay me enough for this.

*Cleans monster poop with a broom*

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Icochet: Mar 18, 2008; I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~; Grimey Drawer

If the gelatinous cubes didn't dress so slutty maybe we wouldn't have to deal with all these heavily armed sex tourists. Just sayin.

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CHaKKaWaKka: Aug 6, 2001; I've chosen my next victim. Cry tears of joy it's not you!

I've been tasked with guarding this empty corridor that leads nowhere and has nothing of interest in it

Are you guys getting paid for this

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ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

can we please do something about all these bones

Well if the stairs had some railings we could just safely walk out of the dungeons, but until then only our stuntmen can walk up and down the stairs. READ YOUR CONTRACTS EVERYONE. :shrug:

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Nice Guy Patron: Jun 29, 2015

The only thing remarkable about me is my double jointed nose. Yet I still have to live in the dungeon.

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Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

can we please do something about all these bones

YOU GOT SOMETHIN TO SAY

# ? Jul 30, 2021 04:53

Hihohe: Oct 4, 2008; Fuck you and the sun you live under

For the last time please bring all bones to the Ossuary on the 17th floor. There, Skeletrina the Bonemancer will make new skeletons and replace missing parts of old skeletons.

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runnypoops: Mar 26, 2016; been there. done that. prove yourself to me.

i walk up do the biggest monster here and suck his dick

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Icochet: Mar 18, 2008; I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~; Grimey Drawer

I mean, can a cube even consent?

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William Henry Hairytaint: Oct 29, 2011

As a Cloaker I would really REALLY like something to be done about the moth problems on floor six. I know they don't bother most of you but for me they're pretty much an existential crisis soo...

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poopnanners: May 3, 2016; hey guys lets party

close the portcullis you�re letting the stink out

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Giraffe: Dec 12, 2005; Soiled Meat

The last wizard I encountered was a huge perv and he cast a �dick hydra� spell on me. Now I have way too many dicks. Does anyone know a �only one dick please� spell?

# ? Jul 30, 2021 05:05

Hihohe: Oct 4, 2008; Fuck you and the sun you live under

I heard the monsters in the D&D section of the dungeon are horrifying and that you should never go there. Anybody know about this?

GBS monsters seem cool though.

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Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

I've started a side hustle repurposing adventurer gear. Hit me up if you want a table made of swords or a cursed shoe chair!

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

I'm sexy and nude monster. I poo poo myself and it casts Cloudkill

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Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

What's my CR?

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Hihohe: Oct 4, 2008; Fuck you and the sun you live under

Athanatos posted:

What's my CR?

Mods are usually pretty high.

What level of the dungeon are you boss on?

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poopnanners: May 3, 2016; hey guys lets party

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I'm sexy and nude monster. I poo poo myself and it casts Cloudkill

In the American version you are a sexy monster in a onesie that shits itself and casts Cloudkill.

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The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

I have a special rule that seems self-contradictory and that no one really understands, but a cool illustration

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flubber nuts: Oct 5, 2005

Cubone posted:

YOU GOT SOMETHIN TO SAY

yes actually my insurance provider has informed me that if i end up in the dungeon er one more time with bone related injuries they are going to have to drop my rear end. maybe we can get a bone shelf or utilize some of the hundreds of empty treasure chests i dont know im just spit balling here.

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CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

Ahh, a female adventurer! I cast Carry Printer!

There is no effect.

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Fartington Butts: Jan 21, 2007

code:

WHADDYA BUYIN???

GOKUS PANTS -------- 10BUX

               CANCEL  BUY

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The Voice of Labor: Apr 8, 2020

hey uh look I just got back from foraging the subdungeon for iridium and uh I mean all our problems seem kinda trivial compared to the plight of abysstites

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One in the Bum: Apr 25, 2014; Hair Elf

Kirk Vikernes posted:

Op, what version of Something Awful Dungeon is this? As an intellectual, I only play 3.5.

It's obv ver 69.420

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sexy tiger boobs: Aug 23, 2002; Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

The Voice of Labor posted:

hey uh look I just got back from foraging the subdungeon for iridium and uh I mean all our problems seem kinda trivial compared to the plight of abysstites

I'm also a fan of abysstitties

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Blurry Gray Thing: Jun 3, 2009

One in the Bum posted:

It's obv ver 69.420

Now that the Weedlord Bonerhitler boss encounter is out, some of our older weed and boner-based monsters need to be updated to use similar mechanics.

Alright, people, line up. Line up!

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Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

Monster? I barely ate her!

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