- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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thinking about Dad and it's not enough
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Jul 30, 2021 09:14
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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Mar 29, 2024 12:19
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- Popputan
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Mahou Shoujo brainrot syndrome. It's terminal.
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think about somethin' scary. It'll make you'r blood run cold so no more hot blood will be circulating in your penis. Here i'll help; BOO!!
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Jul 30, 2021 10:12
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- Finger Prince
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True story: our high school wood shop class made dildos on the lathe for the sex ed class so everyone could practice putting on condoms.
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Jul 30, 2021 12:49
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- Robot Made of Meat
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Have you tried meowing like a cat and crawling out of the room backward on all fours?
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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Jul 30, 2021 12:55
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- Ventral EggSac
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Think about the grain of the wood, how it flows down the board in waves. Sometimes the waves meet, and oh, oh my it looks like the wood grain spreading its legs, oh, I see why they call you Pine, cause girl you got me pining for you
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Jul 30, 2021 15:24
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- FutonForensic
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never tell a man with a circular saw that you need a bonerr removed quickly
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Jul 30, 2021 15:27
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- Percy Teatwillow
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let us go out this evening for pleasure, for the night is still young
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just own it. walk up there like “THIS IS NORMAL AND HEALTHY. PLEASE DO NOT STARE AT MY ERECTION.”
THANK U Heather Papps !!
Gluehead posted:
i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me
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Jul 30, 2021 16:27
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- Prof. Crocodile
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just own it. walk up there like “THIS IS NORMAL AND HEALTHY. PLEASE DO NOT STARE AT MY ERECTION.”
this is basically what lost me my seat in the US House of Representatives.
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Jul 30, 2021 19:30
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- cruft
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never tell a man with a circular saw that you need a bonerr removed quickly
who's that orb with the new chainsaw?
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Jul 30, 2021 19:50
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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gloryhole
thats what they installed them for
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Jul 30, 2021 20:02
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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gloryhole
thats what they installed them for
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Jul 30, 2021 20:18
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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*slamming the gigantic red “boner emergency” button on the table saw*
running to the op with a large sheet of 4'x8' plywood, holding up one finger to say "wait!", picking up my cordless drill with the 3" hole saw bit attached and drilling a proper glory hole, holding up my finger again, changing bits to a sanding tool and then carefully smoothing the edges of the hole, holding up my finger one last time, applying a generous amount of duct tape around the edges to make sure it's smooth and splinter free, motioning to someone to bring me a chair and then asking them to stay and prop up the plywood sheet as i sit down on the other side... waiting pensively...
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Jul 30, 2021 22:05
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- Robot Made of Meat
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The worst kielbasa slicer in history.
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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Jul 31, 2021 00:42
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- Vei
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my go-to is thinking about being forced, at gunpoint, to use a can full of razors like a fleshlight in front of my dead grandma
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Jul 31, 2021 02:40
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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Jul 31, 2021 02:41
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- google THIS
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True story: our high school wood shop class made dildos on the lathe for the sex ed class so everyone could practice putting on condoms.
It's not often you can get an A for giving your teacher a D
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Jul 31, 2021 05:58
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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It's not often you can get an A for giving your teacher a D
speak 4 urself pal
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Jul 31, 2021 06:33
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- Code Jockey
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69420 basic bytes free
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It's the drill press isn't it, stop using the drill press
used to happen to me all the time, it's a very suggestive machine
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Jul 31, 2021 07:01
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- Escape From Noise
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Have you tried meowing like a cat and crawling out of the room backward on all fours?
Goldmine
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Jul 31, 2021 07:24
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- Escape From Noise
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this is basically what lost me my seat in the US House of Representatives.
Oooohhh! You said election year! My mistake!
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Jul 31, 2021 07:25
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- Escape From Noise
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If you can't beat it, join it.
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Jul 31, 2021 09:33
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- Code Jockey
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69420 basic bytes free
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I heard shop class was hard, but this is ridiculous!
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Jul 31, 2021 09:54
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- Finger Prince
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If you can't beat it, join it.
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Jul 31, 2021 11:02
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- Weka
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That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
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Next time fashion yourself a skeleton costume. Nobody is surprised to see a boner on a skeleton.
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Jul 31, 2021 13:05
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- Escape From Noise
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Hope for the best, prepare for the boner.
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Jul 31, 2021 13:48
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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Just flex both your legs as hard as you can it'll steal all the blood from your peepee. You'll be limp as a noodle and free to go back to nailing together your birdhouse/gluing together your cutting board before you know it
i'm a grown man and am just now hearing of this discreet method to get rid of nuisance boners
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Aug 1, 2021 04:48
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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Mar 29, 2024 12:19
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- Escape From Noise
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A no kill shelter for unwanted boners.
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Aug 1, 2021 05:29
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