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Sid Vicious has become a feral squatch haunting the greater Ontario region. Some say if was the TikTok that did it too him but I think it may have been my giving his two children a crate of Mountain Dew and five hour energies that put him over the edge and caused him to leave society. If approached please avoid eye contact, hand him some timbits and marijuana, and give him a courtesy five minute charge for his phone and maybe a tug. God bles, I am gay.
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rest in peas Sid
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Jul 30, 2021 21:34
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Alls Guelph that ends guelph
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Jul 30, 2021 21:36
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Punch me up some maple.
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Jul 30, 2021 21:37
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eugh
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Jul 30, 2021 21:37
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Jul 30, 2021 21:39
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I am nearly positive that if sasquatches were real, "squatch" would be a racial slur
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Jul 30, 2021 21:39
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i need weed
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Jul 30, 2021 21:42
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my feet are notmal size but i m really hairy
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Jul 30, 2021 21:45
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I thought I saw a sasquatch once, turns out it was just a very large and drunk woman who was sneaking through the bushes trying to find a car to steal and was absolutely covered in burs.
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Jul 30, 2021 21:45
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It always feels like That Sid is SQUATCHIN MEEE And turnin' tricks on me. *do dodo do*
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Jul 30, 2021 21:46
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Lets hunt him
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Jul 30, 2021 21:50
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Lets hunt him RIP Drew this is what he lived for and died for
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Jul 30, 2021 21:57
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I'm leaving small nuggs of weed in a trail towards a McDonald's ball pit, its now only a matter of time
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Jul 30, 2021 22:06
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Sid Vicious posted:my feet are notmal size but i m really hairy nice
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Jul 30, 2021 22:10
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:I'm leaving small nuggs of weed in a trail towards a McDonald's ball pit, its now only a matter of time what you don't realize is that Sid is already IN the ball pit and will emerge from it like Godzilla from the sea and follow your trail in reverse leading him back out to the wilds. *In That One Dude from 'Hunt for Red October' voice* You've killed US you arrogant rear end
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Jul 30, 2021 22:12
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I swear I saw Sid in the woods once, tattered GBS shirt just barely visible. He smiled at me then stubbed his toe on a log.
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Jul 30, 2021 22:14
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In a cruel and sadistic ('Sid'istic??) twist of the knife, the shirt Sid-squatch was wearing wasn't truly a gbs shirt, it was a giant printed version of the 'R.I.P. Drew' logo I made up that one time. He's just sick in the head that guy.
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Jul 30, 2021 22:23
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He killed me
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Jul 30, 2021 22:25
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brb petitioning Canadian Parliament to get sid some weed, pronto. If that fails, I'm petitioning Parliament Funkadelic.
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Jul 30, 2021 22:25
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do we get to see the ufo or what
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Jul 30, 2021 22:27
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:do we get to see the ufo or what No he killed that too
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Jul 30, 2021 22:31
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What means...'tug'?
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Jul 30, 2021 22:31
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Squach Vicious
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Jul 30, 2021 22:40
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Sid and I made love upon the astral plane
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Jul 30, 2021 22:41
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Vakal posted:I thought I saw a sasquatch once, turns out it was just a very large and drunk woman who was sneaking through the bushes trying to find a car to steal and was absolutely covered in burs. I was looking for my car rear end in a top hat
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Jul 30, 2021 22:42
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Spinz posted:I was looking for my car rear end in a top hat In certain parts of America, a large crazed drunken woman covered with brambles while stumbling through the underbrush being mistaken for Big Foot is actually a compliment
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Jul 30, 2021 22:48
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Spinz posted:I was looking for my car rear end in a top hat 
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Jul 30, 2021 22:49
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Spinz posted:I was looking for my car rear end in a top hat How did you lose your car's rear end in a top hat???
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Jul 30, 2021 23:14
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Sid Vicious posted:i need weed Sid Vicious posted:my feet are notmal size but i m really hairy Looks like we got ourselves a skunk ape!
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Jul 30, 2021 23:19
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Sid Vicious posted:my feet are notmal size but i m really hairy So not a squatch but a hobbit?
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Jul 30, 2021 23:20
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Big Beef City posted:In certain parts of America, a large crazed drunken woman covered with brambles while stumbling through the underbrush being mistaken for Big Foot is actually a compliment I am convinced that a fair number of bigfoot sightings are actually crazy humans who left society to live in the wilderness like apes.
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Jul 30, 2021 23:20
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super sweet best pal posted:So not a squatch but a hobbit? dont call me short
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Jul 30, 2021 23:20
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Sid Vicious posted:i need weed walk to the weed store dude. wifes been into these things lately from our neighborhood one, they keep em cold and ready 
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Jul 30, 2021 23:21
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I been suckin on nails all day
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Jul 30, 2021 23:24
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Yaldabaoth posted:I am convinced that a fair number of bigfoot sightings are actually crazy humans who left society to live in the wilderness like apes. I'm trying to workshop an absolutely brutal "Yes, your mother" joke out of this but just imagine the general concept and let your mind roll it over. e: not your mother, nothing's rolling that over, the joke idea thing.
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Jul 30, 2021 23:26
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Jul 30, 2021 23:47
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I saw it coming from a mile away
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Jul 30, 2021 23:47
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large hands posted:walk to the weed store dude. wifes been into these things lately from our neighborhood one, they keep em cold and ready my wife gave me a ride, she really digs the legend orange dark chocolate and i just keep buying the Palmetto Headband because i love it
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Jul 30, 2021 23:48
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Lol
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